Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on May 29, 2011 11:59:47 GMT -5
AJ Styles becomes Jeremy Stevens, a guy in black trunks with no charisma.
Christopher Daniels becomes Lee Osmond, a guy in black trunks with no charisma.
Samoa Joe becomes Crusher Ogden, a fat guy in black trunks with no charisma.
Robert Roode becomes Mark Littlefield, a guy in black trunks with no charisma.
Jesse Neal becomes Armen Sheparton, a guy in black trunks with tattoos and no charisma.
Douglas Williams becomes Rodney Londonfellow, a guy in black trunks with no charisma.
Gen Me become Archie and Mortimer Woodridge, two guys in black trunks with no charisma who get squashed by Big Show every other week.
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Post by WhiteFu on May 29, 2011 12:07:40 GMT -5
Samoa Joe with a fitness guru gimmick.
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Post by wrestlinggod13 on May 29, 2011 12:15:58 GMT -5
Bring in Kurt Angle, but don't refer to him as Kurt Angle or acknowledge that he has ever been in WWE. Have him wear a toga and a crown of olive leaves and refer to him simply as "Kurtus The Olympian". In his debut match, he defeats Jack Swagger, who then is forced to pull Kurtus to the ring in a chariot during his entrances until he proves himself worthy. why do I get the feeling that that's exactly what Vince wanted to do with Kurt initially? he'd just seen this hip new movie called Spartacus at the picture show. haha. I'm sure that if someone like Angle had debuted during early 90s cartoony WWF, then Vince would have saddled the guy with a similiar gimmick.
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Post by breakdownthewalls on May 29, 2011 13:30:14 GMT -5
Samoa Joe is "Joey Samoa"; a mobster from American Samoa. Dresses in a Hawaiian shirt and Bermuda shorts all the time. Wrestles in those Bermuda shorts and dress shoes, kind of like a Bizarro Cena.
Beer Money Inc. becomes BMI, Body Mass Index. They are obsessed with fitness and staying in shape, and there's nothing they hate more than fat people. Maybe have Husky Harris join up as Adipose, their chubby protege.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on May 29, 2011 14:46:38 GMT -5
Sonjay Dutt as Jinder Mahal and Khalis adoptive love child. But swerve he is really Ranjin Singhs actual son Still deserves better.
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on May 29, 2011 15:18:21 GMT -5
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Post by The Tank on May 29, 2011 15:21:51 GMT -5
AJ Styles becomes Jeremy Stevens, a guy in black trunks with no charisma. Christopher Daniels becomes Lee Osmond, a guy in black trunks with no charisma. Samoa Joe becomes Crusher Ogden, a fat guy in black trunks with no charisma. Robert Roode becomes Mark Littlefield, a guy in black trunks with no charisma. Jesse Neal becomes Armen Sheparton, a guy in black trunks with tattoos and no charisma. Douglas Williams becomes Rodney Londonfellow, a guy in black trunks with no charisma. Gen Me become Archie and Mortimer Woodridge, two guys in black trunks with no charisma who get squashed by Big Show every other week. Vince McMahon: HIRE THIS MAN RIGHT NOW! WE'VE JUST FOUND OUR NEW HEAD WRITER!
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Post by minigolfhool on May 29, 2011 15:24:47 GMT -5
I'd re-debut Dreamer as a sad old guy whining and complaining, but it looks like TNA made that a reality a long time ago.
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
Posts: 13,571
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Post by theryno665 on May 29, 2011 15:28:08 GMT -5
Now that Tyson Kidd has been kicked to the curb by Michael Hayes, he along with manager Armando Estrada is looking for revenge. After a couple of backstage beatdowns on Superstars, Hayes is reeling and needs help of his own. He interrupts one of Kidd's matches and has the backstage crew wheel out a giant time machine. "I gave these kids their start in this business," he says. "I helped them along to become one of the greatest tag teams in the history of sports entertainment, and I can do it again." He flips the switch, and the lights dim. Suddenly, the Hardy Boyz's music starts playing and the crowd goes nuts. Out of the smoke run Max and Jeremy Buck, but the announcers put it over like they are actually Matt and Jeff from the past. I like this.
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Post by sybaku on May 29, 2011 15:56:01 GMT -5
AJ Styles GLAAD council member
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Post by rogers67 on May 29, 2011 16:12:09 GMT -5
Ric Flair as Zack Ryder's manager. They communicate exclusively in Woos, as if they were Pokemon.
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