King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 23, 2011 10:15:28 GMT -5
Miz: Cena, I have in my hand the script to the Marine 3, and I'm seconds away from sending it to Vince, do you quit!
Miz: Cena, I have in my hand, 3 delicious donuts, and I wont share with you unless you say I quit!
.....Continue
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Post by Citizen Zero on May 23, 2011 10:18:16 GMT -5
Miz: *Dribble dribble dribble*
Cena: Ew! Ew! Okay, I quit!
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on May 23, 2011 10:19:43 GMT -5
Miz: Cena, I can't make you quit, but I know someone who can...
Barrett: Cena, say "I quit!"
Cena: Wade, I'm in the middle of a match, and I don't want to lose my titl-
Barrett: Do it or yer fired, Cena!
Cena: Fine, fine, I quit.
*Cena sad face*
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on May 23, 2011 10:25:40 GMT -5
Miz: Cena! I have, on the titantron, a years worth of TNA Impact tapings. On repeat.
Cena: I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT!
JR: Ladies and Gentleman, I have no words for this despicable act by The Miz.
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OzzyMandez
Mephisto
Layla's Legion Representin'
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Post by OzzyMandez on May 23, 2011 10:33:27 GMT -5
Miz: Wanna pie, Cena? Cena: Ooh! Sure! I love pie, it makes me think of America! *eats pie, omnomnom.* Miz: And now...we wait. Cena: Wait for what? Miz: You'll see. *Giganta-fart from Cena* Cena: Whaaaaaaa?  Miz: Ahahahahaha!!! My plan is working! Cena: Mike *fart* what have you done? Miz: I filled that pie with laxatives! Cena: Why would *fart* you do that?? Miz: Because you're gonna need to go to the bathroom sooner or later, and I got the toilet paper! Cena: Aw come on, gimmie the paper! Miz: Only if...you tell me what I wanna hear. Cena: No fair! Miz: SAY IT! Cena: NEVER! *Gigantic fart again, and a few odd sounding noises accompany it. Cena: Okay okay I Quit! Just gimmie the damn paper!! *Cena snatches toilet paper and runs off to the bathroom* Miz: Haha! Now it is I who is the master of the poop jokes!
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Post by #RUDO Coco Del Rio on May 23, 2011 10:37:13 GMT -5
Miz: Cena, I have here with me... a pendulum. *waves it across Cena's face* You are getting sleepy, Cena... You are getting very sleepy...
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on May 23, 2011 10:43:36 GMT -5
Miz (who, for some reason, looks like a South Park Canadian): I cahn't make yew quit, buddeh, but I know two guys who can, eh?
*Terrance & Phillip come out of the entrance and bend over right in front of Cena*
Miz: John, if you don't quit, buddeh, my fwends will faht in your face!......Eh?
Terrance: And we just had a healthy bowl of Kraft Dinner, isn't that right, Eh?
Phillip: *farts* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAW
*T&P fart repeatedly in Cena's face*
Cena: Alright, I quit, now get those two Canadians to stop farting, dammit!
Miz: Never, buddeh!
*T&P continue to fart, as Miz soon joins them in farting in Cena's face*
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on May 23, 2011 10:45:54 GMT -5
Miz: Face the truth, you have no chance to beat The Rock in a popularity contest. You CANNOT BEAT THE ODDS!
Cena: *cries* I QUIT!
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randomranter
Dennis Stamp
When you grow up....... YOU'RE GONNA BE WROOOOOONG!!!!
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Post by randomranter on May 23, 2011 10:46:08 GMT -5
Miz: I have, in my hand, the unedited version of One Night in Chyna. Cena: <pukes up alphabet soup, the letters spelling I-Q-U-I-T in noodly chunks on the floor....> |
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Post by unoriginalalex on May 23, 2011 10:51:09 GMT -5
Miz : On this stereo I have a variety of Nicklebacks greatest hits...
Cena : No! Nooo!!! I QUIT! I QUIT!!
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randomranter
Dennis Stamp
When you grow up....... YOU'RE GONNA BE WROOOOOONG!!!!
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Post by randomranter on May 23, 2011 11:04:46 GMT -5
Miz : On this stereo I have a variety of Nicklebacks greatest hits... Cena : No! Nooo!!! I QUIT! I QUIT!! |
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Post by woowoowoox on May 23, 2011 11:29:09 GMT -5
Miz: Cena, I can't make you quit, but I know someone who can... Barrett: Cena, say "I quit!" Cena: Wade, I'm in the middle of a match, and I don't want to lose my titl- Barrett: Do it or yer fired, Cena!Cena: Fine, fine, I quit. *Cena sad face* I think I love you. |
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Post by DSR on May 23, 2011 11:36:36 GMT -5
Miz: "Listen John, I have a letter from one of your biggest fans. I'll let you read it, right now, in the middle of the ring."
John: <reading the letter> "Dear John, I watch you on RAW every week and I love watching you beat the bad guys. I just found out I have cancer, and it would really mean a lot to me if you beat The Miz at Over the Limit! It would really give me hope to see you kick his butt! Your biggest fan, Ike Witt."
*DING DING DING*
Justin Roberts: "The winner of the match, and NEW WWE CHAMPION...THE MIZ!"
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Post by Snaptastic on May 23, 2011 11:55:50 GMT -5
Miz:  Cena: I QUIT |
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Post by Sharpy Snow on May 23, 2011 12:00:04 GMT -5
[Miz goes for a pin]
[Cena kicks out]
Cena: What kind of match do you think this is?!
Miz: ... Extreme Rules Handicap?
Cena: No you idiot, it's an I Quit ma-
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on May 23, 2011 12:16:29 GMT -5
Miz: "Listen John, I have a letter from one of your biggest fans. I'll let you read it, right now, in the middle of the ring." John: <reading the letter> "Dear John, I watch you on RAW every week and I love watching you beat the bad guys. I just found out I have cancer, and it would really mean a lot to me if you beat The Miz at Over the Limit! It would really give me hope to see you kick his butt! Your biggest fan, Ike Witt." *DING DING DING* Justin Roberts: "The winner of the match, and NEW WWE CHAMPION...THE MIZ!" "Ike Witt". Priceless. ;D |
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Altabane
Unicron
Burying People For Free
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Post by Altabane on May 23, 2011 12:19:46 GMT -5
Miz: Cena! I have, on the titantron, the 10/14/10 episode of TNA Impact. On repeat. Cena: I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT! JR: Ladies and Gentleman, I have no words for this despicable act by The Miz. Fixed |
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Post by Big fat failure turtle on May 23, 2011 12:47:37 GMT -5
Kryptonite.
/thread
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on May 23, 2011 18:01:25 GMT -5
Miz: Cena, I can't make you quit, but I know someone who can... Barrett: Cena, say "I quit!" Cena: Wade, I'm in the middle of a match, and I don't want to lose my titl- Barrett: Do it or yer fired, Cena!Cena: Fine, fine, I quit. *Cena sad face* ;D Miz : On this stereo I have a variety of Nicklebacks greatest hits... Cena : No! Nooo!!! I QUIT! I QUIT!! *turns Nickelback CD back on* Never made it as a rich man. Couldn't make it as a poor man stealin'... |
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