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Post by mysterydriver on Apr 11, 2006 17:10:08 GMT -5
It seems that this Thursday edition may be the end...so how should it end?
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Apr 11, 2006 17:13:18 GMT -5
it won't be the finale, because it's not the real tim white. it's really matt hardy because "tim white" WILL NOT DIE!!!!!
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Apr 11, 2006 17:20:02 GMT -5
"F*** me Hunter, Your wife's put on a bit of weight."
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flea
Hank Scorpio
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Post by flea on Apr 11, 2006 17:22:16 GMT -5
Two words:
Samoa Joe
No other way to get killed
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Post by mysterydriver on Apr 11, 2006 18:02:35 GMT -5
Dang it. I knew I should have had a Samoa Joe option!
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Post by samachine on Apr 11, 2006 18:05:03 GMT -5
Two words: Samoa Joe No other way to get killed TARU could do it |
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Post by psychotix5000 on Apr 11, 2006 18:32:32 GMT -5
Knowing the E, they'll likely go the Al Wilson route with Tim's death. Only substitue Josh for Dawn Marie.
Did I just type that?!? Ew...
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Post by destrucity on Apr 11, 2006 19:39:06 GMT -5
SInce he can't die, Vince will think he is God and put him in the big match at Backlash
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Post by mysterydriver on Apr 11, 2006 20:37:50 GMT -5
Maybe he can be the referee and pray for death.
Wow, now I feel really sad.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Apr 11, 2006 21:05:24 GMT -5
There better be a Tim White DVD!
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Post by DMR: MadisonRayneMania Fan on Apr 11, 2006 21:41:31 GMT -5
There better be a Tim White DVD! Rumor has it an Easter Egg will be highlights of Josh Matthews goofing up the That's Not Wise line..... |
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Post by Slammywinner on Apr 11, 2006 21:57:14 GMT -5
I think it should transition into Tim White trying to kill Josh Mattews by constantly inviting him to parties and trips and so forth, but them missing and nearly killing himself. Josh meanwhile is oblivious to Tim's seething hatred and think Tim is being a very nice guy and still trying to kill himself.
"Here I am at the Bronx Zoo with former WWE official, Tim White. Mr. White invited me today. MR. White, thank you for coming out with me today. It seems these animals put you at rest and make you want to not kill yourself. What's that Mr. White? You want me to pose for a picture with you by the Tiger Pit? Alright. You want us to lean on the ralling? Mr. White, that doesn't seem wise. OK, I suppose I will? (Tim goes to push Josh in but Josh reaches down) Oh look, a lucky penny, Mr. White! (Tim White crashes into the pit and is ripped to shreads by the tigers) Mr. White! That's not wise! I'll go get help!
Book it!
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El Dandy
Don Corleone
Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
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Post by El Dandy on Apr 11, 2006 22:03:31 GMT -5
I'm waiting for an "Immortal Tim White" shirt to hit the market. I'd buy that for a dollar!
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Apr 11, 2006 22:06:31 GMT -5
I think it should transition into Tim White trying to kill Josh Mattews by constantly inviting him to parties and trips and so forth, but them missing and nearly killing himself. Josh meanwhile is oblivious to Tim's seething hatred and think Tim is being a very nice guy and still trying to kill himself. "Here I am at the Bronx Zoo with former WWE official, Tim White. Mr. White invited me today. MR. White, thank you for coming out with me today. It seems these animals put you at rest and make you want to not kill yourself. What's that Mr. White? You want me to pose for a picture with you by the Tiger Pit? Alright. You want us to lean on the ralling? Mr. White, that doesn't seem wise. OK, I suppose I will? (Tim goes to push Josh in but Josh reaches down) Oh look, a lucky penny, Mr. White! (Tim White crashes into the pit and is ripped to shreads by the tigers) Mr. White! That's not wise! I'll go get help! Book it! Why haven't creative hired you yet. Genius! |
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Post by The Veinmelter on Apr 11, 2006 23:20:29 GMT -5
Tim White should never die. Actually he should always die. He's become an Undertaker level of death, just when you think it's over, there is another. Tim White is like Jason Vorhees, even if you take him into space, he's still gonna not die while getting blown out an airlock. At first I hated this angle, but now I know 'that's not wise.' Honestly now, the only way I can imagine him dying is to get back into a hell in the cell.
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Post by mysterydriver on Apr 12, 2006 9:53:22 GMT -5
Tim White like Jason Voorhees? I cannot wait until I am in the theaters and see:
WWE Films presents:
Sunday the 15th (Background: Bah God!)
A Man who dedicated everything to his job.
(Tim White getting knocked into the Hell in the Cell cage)
Left broke and broken.
(Matthews interviews Tim)
Now, he has no choice.
(Tim picks up knife)
Josh:Mister White that's not...
(Stab. A shocked look on Josh's face)
Josh: Wise....
(A scandalous looking Torrie rubs up against a wrestler.)
Torrie: Tee-hee. We should go to the abandoned camp and make out!
Johnny Parisi: Okay.
Torrie: Who are you?
Johnny: I am...
(Stab!)
Tim White will not die...but everyone else will! This Fall!
Yeah...so...I'll just be leaving now...
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Apr 12, 2006 10:05:51 GMT -5
Two words: Samoa Joe No other way to get killed I can see the skit now: Josh: "Wow Mr. White! Your a Samoa Joe fan too! That's great! It's great to have role models and--Mr. White, what are you doing? Mr. White, you should flip Samoa Joe off like that, that's not wise! Mr. White, please don't slap him in the face. MR. WHITE! TIM, STOP! NO JOE DON'T DO IT! MR. WHITE LOOK OUT!!" (A loud impact is heard and Tim White's head comes into frame and hits Josh in the chest.) Josh: "I-I'll go get help!" |
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Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 12, 2006 10:20:05 GMT -5
Since Samoa Joe works for the other major wrestling company, I don't see Samoa Joe being an option. I think Chuck Norris is more realistic. He's not doing anything right now.
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Apr 12, 2006 10:21:34 GMT -5
I stick by my Tiom White sleeps with Lita to off himself bit
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