Cast the '11 season of John Cena's Rap'n Wrestling

[Burst]

It's a new, post-Mania year, and the faces have changed all over the product (sort of). How can we stay current and avoid having inaccurate heel/face depictions in this hypothetical toon? Recast for the new season, of course!

Just for reference, here's the original Rock'n Wrestling cast:

Faces:
Hulk Hogan
Superfly Jimmy Snuka
Junkyard Dog
Captain Lou
Andre the Giant
Hillbilly Jim
Tito Santana
Token Female: Wendi Richter

Heels:
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Big John Studd
The Iron Shiek
Nikolai Volkoff
Mr. Fuji
Token Female: The Fabulous Moolah

Token Announcer/Interviewer: Mean Gene Okerlund

My picks:

Faces:
John Cena
Randy Orton
Rey Mysterio
John Morrison
Sin Cara
Kofi Kingston
Big Show
Token Female: Kelly Kelly (you know they'd pick her over Beth or Nattie)

Undertaker, Kane, Sin Cara, and Triple H would make special guest appearances to beat up the heels, consisting of:

Pseudo-leader: Alberto Del Rio
Vickie Guerrero (in the Mr. Fuji role, but with no Ziggler)
The Miz
CM Punk (with generic Nexus goons with no distinct character models)
Sheamus
Mark Henry (in the Big John Studd role)
Token Female: Uhh.... Maryse

Kharma would make special guest appearances in the obligatory "new threat that forces both sides to work together" sense.

Token Announcer: Michael Cole (with occasional Swagger as guest appearance)

Have at it!

[Famous Rocking Chimes]

I'd have Miz as the leader, Cole can be the Fuji of the heels.

[Nikki Heyman]

I'd actually make punk the heel leader (Since his factions seem to get beat up like cartoon villains )

Even though he's retired, I'd still want Edge with the faces (but I'm biased).

Faces:
Cena
Edge (or Christian)
Mysterio
Morrison
Sin Cara
Big Show
Kofi
Evan Bourne
Token female: Eve

Heels:
Punk (Mason Ryan always wtih him, and he brings in random mooks as the story needs)
Miz (always at odds with punk over who SHOULD be leader; A-ri tries to bully the mooks but always gets beat up)
Del Rio
Orton (He's still heel to me )
Shaemus
R-truth
Token female: Maryse or Melina

Taker, DX, Kharma, Kane, etc as the plot requires

Annoucer/interviewer: Matt Striker or Scott Stamford.

Cole would be an evil mastermind that shows up from time to time that everyone (face and heel alike) beats up, except Miz for some reason

[MolotovMocktail]

Faces:
John Cena
Rey Mysterio
Big Show
John Morrison
Daniel Bryan
Randy Orton
Christian
Kofi Kingston
Token Female: Kelly Kelly

Heels:
The Miz
CM Punk
Sheamus
R-Truth
Alberto Del Rio
Wade Barrett
Token Female: The Bella Twins

Announcer: Jim Ross

[lildude8218]

they should just use audio from the old cartoon and draw new cartoons over it. imagine Kofi Kingston sounding like The Junkyard Dog or Daniel Bryan like Hillbilly Jim

[The King of Memphis Tennessee]

JR definitely has to be an announcer, with Cole having sort of a heel-manager/cheerleader role. This especially would work well if Miz were the heel leader, or at least a Miz/Del Rio combo.

[Nikki Heyman]

Can we keep the bit in the intro where Cena walks out into the middle of the street and gets mobbed by fans?

[The Cole Mine]

My picks:

Faces:
John Cena
Randy Orton
Rey Mysterio
John Morrison
Santino
Kofi Kingston
Big Show
Token Female: Beth Phoenix

Heels:
CM Punk
The Miz
Alberto Del Rio (they all drive around in his car)
Sheamus
Wade Barrett
Cody Rhodes
Token Female: Vickie Guerrero

There would be special guests though, like for example there would be an episode called "The Bourne Conspiracy" where Evan Bourne is shown buying alcohol for underage kids, but come to find out it was actually Dolph Ziggler.

Or

"The Basketball Conundrum" where Cena and The Gang find out that the local YMCA had its stash of basketballs stolen and the search leads them to someone who has a grudge against Cena.