Reposting this, which I threw together after someone linked to the appropriate song -
John Cena:
You can bet
I sell out Shopnet
People would pay for me on a dinner roll
But I've got a confession
My own secret obsession
And it's making me lose control
Main Eventers:
Everybody gather 'round
John Cena (spoken):
Well if Edge can tell his secret than I can tell mine...I can be heel.
Triple H (spoken):
What?
Cena (spoken):
I love to heel! People hate me, children boo, ask RVD
Main Eventers:
Not another sound
John Cena:
And someday I hope to put over Justin Gabe
Main Eventers:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
Zack Ryder:
Look at me
And what do you see
I do jobs everywhere
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is occurring
It's a secret I need to share
Jobbers:
Open up, dig way down deep.
Zack Ryder (spoken):
Youtube is my passion! And I get pops and I make people freak!
Primo (spoken):
You might get fired for that.
Jobbers:
Not another peep.
Zack Ryder (spoken):
It's just talking. Sometimes I think it's cooler being over.
Jobbers:
No, no, no, noooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
Kofi Kingston:
Listen well
I'm ready to tell
About a need that I cannot deny
Dude, there's no explanation
For this awesome sensation
Because I can do more than just fly
Midcards:
Speak your mind and you'll be heard
Kofi Kingston (spoken):
Alright, if Edge has to retire... then I’m coming clean! I have mic skills!
Drew McIntyre (spoken):
Awesome! What's a mic?
Jack Swagger (spoken):
Is that a submission?
Kofi Kingston (spoken):
No, dude, it's that think you talk in!
Midcarders:
Not another word
Drew McIntyre (spoken):
Do you have to wear a costume?
Kofi Kingston (spoken):
I got to wear pants once.
Midcarders:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quoooooooo
Everyone:
No, no, no
stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
8 bar Dance Break
Vince McMahon:
This is not what I want
This is not what I planned
And I just gotta say
I do not understand
Something is really
Kevin Dunn:
Something's not right
Vince McMahon:
Really wrong
Vince McMahon & Kevin Dunn:
And we gotta get things
Back where they belong
We can do it
Kofi Kingston:
Gotta talk
Midcarders:
Stick with what you know
Vince McMahon & Kevin Dunn:
We can do it
Zack Ryder:
You know it, bro!
Jobber:
He has got to go
Vince McMahon & Kevin Dunn:
We can do it
John Cena:
People hate me.
Main Eventers:
Keep your voice down low
Everyone:
Not another peep
No, not another word
No, not another sound
No
Vince McMahon:
Everybody quiet
Wade Barrett (spoken):
Why is everybody staring at you?
Heath Slater (spoken):
Not me, you.
Wade Barrett (spoken):
Because you got over? I can't have people staring at me! I really can't!
Everyone:
Noooooooooooooo, no, no, no
Sick to the stuff you know
If you want to be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, oh no
Stick to the status quooooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status
Stick to the status
Stick to the status quo