Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
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Post by Burst on May 3, 2011 21:51:26 GMT -5
Since it's been established that any derivation from the status quo is unholy heresy, why don't you change up the rosters to reflect it?
After all, you know far better than any of us do as to who we like.
Divas and Superstars, your NEW and IMPROVED WWE Roster!
Faces:
John Cena
Randy Orton
Rey Mysterio
Special Attractions:
Undertaker
Triple H
The Big Show
Heels:
Michael McGillicutty
David Otunga
Dolph Ziggler (with plain black trunks, no longer allowed to speak or use his big moves)
The Miz (ditto)
You don't dare mess up the status quo, so why not have the same babyfaces squashing unremarkable or neutered heels every week! It'll make the crowd happy! Surely they'll spend more on buyrates and watch more Raw when Orton and Cena hold the title for eternal forever and more!
No, I'm not bitter about certain spoilers...
Fine, title changed to reflect.
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Post by Curt Hawkins Fan on May 3, 2011 21:54:04 GMT -5
Miz losing was f***ing hilarious and I was glad he lost again but god damn after another recent event I'm next to positive the WWE is trolling.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2011 22:11:15 GMT -5
Nah, just have Cena, Orton, and Mysterio wrestle themselves for an hour and thirty minutes and then polish it all up with a triple threat main event.
All the time...
Every week...
FOREVER!!!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on May 3, 2011 22:16:57 GMT -5
Nah, just have Cena, Orton, and Mysterio wrestle themselves for an hour and thirty minutes and then polish it all up with a triple threat main event. All the time... Every week... FOREVER!!! |
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Post by Citizen Zero on May 3, 2011 22:22:49 GMT -5
Nah, just have Cena, Orton, and Mysterio wrestle themselves for an hour and thirty minutes and then polish it all up with a triple threat main event. All the time... Every week... FOREVER!!! |
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on May 3, 2011 22:22:53 GMT -5
No, I'm not bitter about certain spoilers... Right... <_< >_> |
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Post by intervention on May 3, 2011 22:41:21 GMT -5
No, I'm not bitter about certain spoilers... I haven't read the "certain spoilers" but gee, I wonder what on earth you could possibly be referring to...  |
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
#NotInMySalad
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Post by BigJerichool222 on May 3, 2011 22:43:29 GMT -5
Is this thread in and of itself not a spoiler?
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on May 3, 2011 22:59:09 GMT -5
Don't forget Mason Ryan and Ezekial Jackson.
They have big muscles.
BIG MUSCLES
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Post by Kay Faban on May 3, 2011 23:49:07 GMT -5
After all, you know far better than any of us do as to who we like. They are fully aware of who you like. They're just also aware of who more people like. |
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on May 3, 2011 23:51:40 GMT -5
Khali will always win Battle Royals. Forever.
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Krazee
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Krazee on May 3, 2011 23:53:52 GMT -5
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Post by jim345 on May 3, 2011 23:54:02 GMT -5
hopefully you won't be upset, forever
seriously though. take a couple aspirin. do something you enjoy and try to take your mind off this. i can tell it's upset you greatly
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on May 3, 2011 23:56:02 GMT -5
Girl its you,
and me,
movin' at the speed of light,
into eternity...
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2011 23:56:57 GMT -5
Reposting this, which I threw together after someone linked to the appropriate song -
John Cena:
You can bet
I sell out Shopnet
People would pay for me on a dinner roll
But I've got a confession
My own secret obsession
And it's making me lose control
Main Eventers:
Everybody gather 'round
John Cena (spoken):
Well if Edge can tell his secret than I can tell mine...I can be heel.
Triple H (spoken):
What?
Cena (spoken):
I love to heel! People hate me, children boo, ask RVD
Main Eventers:
Not another sound
John Cena:
And someday I hope to put over Justin Gabe
Main Eventers:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
Zack Ryder:
Look at me
And what do you see
I do jobs everywhere
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is occurring
It's a secret I need to share
Jobbers:
Open up, dig way down deep.
Zack Ryder (spoken):
Youtube is my passion! And I get pops and I make people freak!
Primo (spoken):
You might get fired for that.
Jobbers:
Not another peep.
Zack Ryder (spoken):
It's just talking. Sometimes I think it's cooler being over.
Jobbers:
No, no, no, noooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
Kofi Kingston:
Listen well
I'm ready to tell
About a need that I cannot deny
Dude, there's no explanation
For this awesome sensation
Because I can do more than just fly
Midcards:
Speak your mind and you'll be heard
Kofi Kingston (spoken):
Alright, if Edge has to retire... then I’m coming clean! I have mic skills!
Drew McIntyre (spoken):
Awesome! What's a mic?
Jack Swagger (spoken):
Is that a submission?
Kofi Kingston (spoken):
No, dude, it's that think you talk in!
Midcarders:
Not another word
Drew McIntyre (spoken):
Do you have to wear a costume?
Kofi Kingston (spoken):
I got to wear pants once.
Midcarders:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quoooooooo
Everyone:
No, no, no
stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
8 bar Dance Break
Vince McMahon:
This is not what I want
This is not what I planned
And I just gotta say
I do not understand
Something is really
Kevin Dunn:
Something's not right
Vince McMahon:
Really wrong
Vince McMahon & Kevin Dunn:
And we gotta get things
Back where they belong
We can do it
Kofi Kingston:
Gotta talk
Midcarders:
Stick with what you know
Vince McMahon & Kevin Dunn:
We can do it
Zack Ryder:
You know it, bro!
Jobber:
He has got to go
Vince McMahon & Kevin Dunn:
We can do it
John Cena:
People hate me.
Main Eventers:
Keep your voice down low
Everyone:
Not another peep
No, not another word
No, not another sound
No
Vince McMahon:
Everybody quiet
Wade Barrett (spoken):
Why is everybody staring at you?
Heath Slater (spoken):
Not me, you.
Wade Barrett (spoken):
Because you got over? I can't have people staring at me! I really can't!
Everyone:
Noooooooooooooo, no, no, no
Sick to the stuff you know
If you want to be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, oh no
Stick to the status quooooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status
Stick to the status
Stick to the status quo
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Post by unoriginalalex on May 4, 2011 0:07:18 GMT -5
Lizuka, that was lovely!
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2011 0:30:38 GMT -5
Reposting this, which I threw together after someone linked to the appropriate song - John Cena: You can bet I sell out Shopnet People would pay for me on a dinner roll But I've got a confession My own secret obsession And it's making me lose control Main Eventers: Everybody gather 'round John Cena (spoken): Well if Edge can tell his secret than I can tell mine...I can be heel. Triple H (spoken): What? Cena (spoken): I love to heel! People hate me, children boo, ask RVD Main Eventers: Not another sound John Cena: And someday I hope to put over Justin Gabe Main Eventers: No, no, no, nooooooooooo No, no, no Stick to the stuff you know If you wanna be cool Follow one simple rule Don't mess with the flow, no no Stick to the status quo Zack Ryder: Look at me And what do you see I do jobs everywhere But inside I am stirring Something strange is occurring It's a secret I need to share Jobbers: Open up, dig way down deep. Zack Ryder (spoken): Youtube is my passion! And I get pops and I make people freak! Primo (spoken): You might get fired for that. Jobbers: Not another peep. Zack Ryder (spoken): It's just talking. Sometimes I think it's cooler being over. Jobbers: No, no, no, noooooooooo No, no, no Stick to the stuff you know It is better by far To keep things as they are Don't mess with the flow, no no Stick to the status quo Kofi Kingston: Listen well I'm ready to tell About a need that I cannot deny Dude, there's no explanation For this awesome sensation Because I can do more than just fly Midcards: Speak your mind and you'll be heard Kofi Kingston (spoken): Alright, if Edge has to retire... then I’m coming clean! I have mic skills! Drew McIntyre (spoken): Awesome! What's a mic? Jack Swagger (spoken): Is that a submission? Kofi Kingston (spoken): No, dude, it's that think you talk in! Midcarders: Not another word Drew McIntyre (spoken): Do you have to wear a costume? Kofi Kingston (spoken): I got to wear pants once. Midcarders: No, no, no, nooooooooooo No, no, no Stick to the stuff you know If you wanna be cool Follow one simple rule Don't mess with the flow, no no Stick to the status quoooooooo Everyone: No, no, no stick to the stuff you know It is better by far To keep things as they are Don't mess with the flow, no no Stick to the status quo 8 bar Dance Break Vince McMahon: This is not what I want This is not what I planned And I just gotta say I do not understand Something is really Kevin Dunn: Something's not right Vince McMahon: Really wrong Vince McMahon & Kevin Dunn: And we gotta get things Back where they belong We can do it Kofi Kingston: Gotta talk Midcarders: Stick with what you know Vince McMahon & Kevin Dunn: We can do it Zack Ryder: You know it, bro! Jobber: He has got to go Vince McMahon & Kevin Dunn: We can do it John Cena: People hate me. Main Eventers: Keep your voice down low Everyone: Not another peep No, not another word No, not another sound No Vince McMahon: Everybody quiet Wade Barrett (spoken): Why is everybody staring at you? Heath Slater (spoken): Not me, you. Wade Barrett (spoken): Because you got over? I can't have people staring at me! I really can't! Everyone: Noooooooooooooo, no, no, no Sick to the stuff you know If you want to be cool Follow one simple rule Don't mess with the flow, oh no Stick to the status quooooooooooooo No, no, no Stick to the stuff you know It is better by far To keep things as they are Don't mess with the flow, no no Stick to the status Stick to the status Stick to the status quo *Claps* So amazing, so true. |
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Jimmy
Grimlock
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Post by Jimmy on May 4, 2011 0:55:34 GMT -5
+1000 internets to Lizuka
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Dean-o
Grimlock
Haha we're having fun Maggle!
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Post by Dean-o on May 4, 2011 1:08:23 GMT -5
They've been having so many matches turned into dance-offs that i'm just waiting for a title belt to change hands during a dance off, signing contest, pose down, etc.
C'mon on WWE, you're an entertainment company now. You know you want to...
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Toates Madhackrviper
King Koopa
Is owed an Admin life-debt.
This avatar is so far out of date I might as well stick with it forever now.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on May 4, 2011 9:23:39 GMT -5
Lizuka... yes
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