Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Mar 8, 2011 6:18:43 GMT -5
 Hi. Im Theodore"chuckles" Dibase and if you dont know I come from money. Of course being such a beloved international superstar I get these messages all the time asking me what it takes to be Well. Allow me to offer you some PRICELESS tips with my ted dibase guide to finding the marine 2 in you. 1. Find a group of people without pants and join them (added points if randy orton is in that group) -Now I know what youre thinking"Teddy..Teddy..Teddy..TEDDY!"What benefit does this give me. Look. When have I EVER disapointed you? I trained beloved nxt rookie brodus clay to superstardom right after lighting superstars on FIRE. FIRE I SAY! but since you're so nice I'll give you insight. Look,it's a scientific fact that the successful people in history didnt wear pants...ghandi,Jesus,Einstein and Scott Baio the list goes on and on and on. This is not a coincedence. Do you think that it was their TALENT? No man. So stop questioning me and turn that frown upside down,loosen that belt buckle and start hanging out with randy orton. 2. Babyoil -Oh doubt again? Einstein was a great man right? Well einstein lubed himself up with baby oil and went DOWNTOWN on science. He scienced the hell out of stuff. Then he won the world heavyweight title at wrestlemania against nietzche in a two out of three falls mat classic on par with jesus vs shannon moore:The prince of peace vs the prince of punk. 3. Have a more successful tag team partner-Now I know this is contradicting everything but STOP THINKING MINDTHOUGHTS IN YOUR THOUGHT BRAIN. Just let guru dibase educate you. If you have a better partner than that means that you win the world championship. Look at marty jannetty. Nough said. 4. a beard(sort of) -Finding yourself lacking charisma but have an incredible amount of pubic hair? Well shave those suckers right off and use some super glue you turkey! Dont you think that it's about time you got the respect you deserved? Ever since I SORT OF grew a beard in 2010 ive been climbing up the charts. I've engaged in hard fought two minute mat classics with such legends as YOSHI TATSU. Yes kids youre reading that right,if you follow this advice,you too can LOSE TO YOSHI TATSU. 5. Be Charitable -Even though I come from money,I dont hesitate to give back to the community and neither should you. Infact I gave it a gift so ethereal in its beauty that many peoples heads explode upon watching it called the marine 2 and we've recently had to put a warning label on it for the increase of mass pregnancys everytime I lift my finger. Some are content just being millionares. But me? I give back. 6. Be Ted Dibase -Now I know this one is hard but with a little bit of training you might be able to. Just close your eyes and try to make it happen. Do anything you can. Make a virgin sacrifice to a goat lord,stare at my picture and hope to absorb myself into you,extract my dna and try to graft it into you or just close your eyes and concentrate. Try grinding up copies of the marine 2 in a blender and drinking it. Nah. Probably wont happen. Anyway,I hope this helps all of you dibase maniacs out there and if you fail..dont worry. Its impossible to be as awesome as me. I WAS IN THE MARINE 2 FOR CHRISTS SAKE! I leave you with a quote from the master himself,Me. "Priceless" - Theodore Dibase Jr With all of my love, Theodore |
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Post by Savage Gambino on Mar 8, 2011 15:52:30 GMT -5
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Mar 8, 2011 15:56:23 GMT -5
<3!
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iRabbit
Team Rocket
Lets be real
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Post by iRabbit on Mar 8, 2011 18:48:28 GMT -5
I'm surprised you took actual time to write all this .. xD
You forgot : "The 16th time is the charm" as in how many times he has gone against Daniel Bryan
Oh and "Have personality on youtube videos instead of on TV"
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 8, 2011 18:50:55 GMT -5
You want to get this guy over, WWE? There's a gimmick right there!
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 8, 2011 18:57:50 GMT -5
Have it come full circle....Stone Cold manages Ted Dibiase.
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Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Mar 8, 2011 22:59:10 GMT -5
You want to get this guy over, WWE? There's a gimmick right there! I would prefer ted just to start acknowledging a lack of crowd reaction and starting to do things solely to get attention. He'd like come out to other peoples entrance music,do other peoples moves and come out with other peoples gear. In matches he'd constantly act like he was going to make a 1980s underdog babyface style comeback when nothing is even going on to the confusion of his opponents. And hed start taking his third generation legacy to a huge extreme and just claim association with every wrestler ever. "I was talking to my brother earlier...JAKE ROBERTS and he said ted...Why dont you get to talking to your uncle CHAVO GUERRERO? You know that MARK HENRY misses you*boo*HEY GIVE ME SOME RESPECT*Boo*..I GAVE BIRTH TO YOSHI TATSU!...IM CURT HAWKINS FATHER" When he gets booed he should just ask the audience WHY DONT YOU LIKE ME and cry. |
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Mar 8, 2011 23:43:17 GMT -5
this thread deserves some sort of award.
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Post by DSR on Mar 9, 2011 0:05:01 GMT -5
this thread deserves some sort of award. I'd give it a Grammy. |
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Post by yapappi4life on Mar 9, 2011 0:21:18 GMT -5
How about Ted Dibiase Jr.: chronic masturbator with a fixation on the Iron Eagle movies? He'd always COME out of the backstage area with a wet spot in the front and caress Maryse with his unwashed hands.
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Post by yapappi4life on Mar 9, 2011 0:53:17 GMT -5
Ted Dibiase Jr's latest catchphrase: I am Ted Dibiase Jr., wealthy, unwashed Hentai tentacle lover. I come from money...and all your bases are belong to me!
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Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Mar 9, 2011 1:07:58 GMT -5
Ted Dibiase Jr's latest catchphrase: I am Ted Dibiase Jr., wealthy, unwashed Hentai tentacle lover. I come from money...and all your bases are belong to me! His favorite tentacle hentai has alot of chin locks and rest holds though. |
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Post by yapappi4life on Mar 9, 2011 1:11:59 GMT -5
Oh and he now wrestles in skidoos. Crusted skidoos.
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Post by salsashark on Mar 9, 2011 1:26:30 GMT -5
This is a great thread. Tiger Maskooo, more A-grade comedy like this in the future, please.
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Post by yapappi4life on Mar 9, 2011 1:28:16 GMT -5
Also, new gimmick for Primo, a peadophile rapist who likes to wrestle to provide for his talking dog!
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Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Mar 9, 2011 7:14:06 GMT -5
 We've all upset ted. This is a sad day. |
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Post by dreamer75 on Mar 9, 2011 8:27:42 GMT -5
to the OP why not add to the gimmick by constantly "winning" in the Charlie Sheen sense of the word and add some of the weird things sheen said like, "can't is the cancer of happen"
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Post by LONG ISLAND's OWN vinnypic on May 2, 2011 23:23:59 GMT -5
TDJ is good. Not as good as dad, but good.
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on May 2, 2011 23:29:13 GMT -5
I cannot be the only one who read this in Ted's voice.
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Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on May 2, 2011 23:31:12 GMT -5
I cannot be the only one who read this in Ted's voice. well that was the intention,a gimmick comedy thread as written by ted. my words might of been too charismatic though. |
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