noah9322
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Post by noah9322 on Apr 27, 2011 21:48:48 GMT -5
It starts with John Cena depressed over the end of the WWE, after (possibly) trying to kill himself he goes and masturbates to Kelly Kelly which only makes him more down. Meanwhile Triple H and rest of the Board of Directors decide he should have the title. Miz however refuses to give it up and joins together with all the people who hate Triple H (pretty much everyone). After trying and failing, H sends in his private (DX) army to whipe out all who stand between him and the title. Meanwhile Cena is cornered by the (DX)army and nearly killed but is saved by Randy Orton who tries to will Cena back to help fight the (DX)army. Cena however is still dejected and this results in Ortons death. Causing Cena to have a mental breakdown. As Cena spirals out of control and begins to have several mental journies, the roster is still trying to survive the armies assault. In the end only Miz, Zack Ryder, Chris Masters and Heath Slater remain, but then Cena returns to full strenght with god like powers and kills every member of the army, the board of directors, Triple H and the last remaining superstars. As each of the remaining wrestlers, sorry superstars, sorry entertainers slowly die they see the person they love the most: The Miz - Maryse Zack Ryder - Himself Chris Masters - Eve (remember that storyline that helped his career so much?) Heath Slater - Justin Gabriel As Cena lies in the middle of the ring as the crowd looks on in shock, Kelly Kelly has somehow survived and lies beside him. After being driven insane he locks her in the STF before she gently touches his face which cause him to have another breakdown and cry. The crowd begin to chant "WE FEEL SICK" and "HOW DISGUSTING" as it quickly cuts to a white screen with the word "Fin". This was so good, I logged in for the first time in a year to reply to this. Amazing.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Apr 27, 2011 22:23:56 GMT -5
*John Cena, Triple H, and all the other main eventers enter the ring.*
Triple H: It is time reach our absolte potentual. we must asend to the heavens above we that we may all be united, both faces and heels, under the greatest title of all, PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE.
*light envelops the ring and the entertainers disapper*
*the rest of both rosters flow into the ring along VKM*
Zack Ryder: Woah bro, what will we do with no one to bureiy us further in to the mid card
VKM: Its simple Ryder, we begin again,*tearing up*we rebuild all the way from the start
*Fade to credit giving the real names of every employee WWE has ever had in including an "in memory of" part including the name of Chris Benoit as "Written In the Stars" plays*
*after credits* VKM:IM JUST MESSING WITH YA YOUR ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEED
*Sounds of riot the is all over the news the next day*
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Apr 27, 2011 22:25:12 GMT -5
We find out It was all the imagination of Bruno Sammartino while looking into a snowglobe.
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Post by Nuke is Good on Apr 27, 2011 22:28:58 GMT -5
Katie Vick Scene
Triple H in Kane outfit screwing Katie Katie Vick puts hand up to touch Trip's face
Katie: "How disgusting"
END
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Post by hossfan on Apr 27, 2011 22:35:26 GMT -5
All the WWE superstars leave to go work for TNA. When Vince goes to sit in his desk, he finds Dennis Stamp hiding under it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2011 22:38:40 GMT -5
When Eve turns up having been brutally laid out in the back, John Cena's mind drifts back to a mystery that has haunted him for eight long years - who attacked Edge at No Way Out 2003?
He thinks he finds the answer once their suspect for the attack on Eve presents himself, Zack Ryder. Cena finds himself feeling weak, though, which Stephanie takes him to a medical facility for - and he is discovered to be poisoned.
At once, Triple H and Mr. McMahon track Ryder down and chase him through the arena in an attempt to get an antidote for Cena. Once they have him cornered, however, he is hit and killed by a passing Husky Harris. Feeling it hopeless, Cena accepts the inevitability of his death and decides to watch security footage left for him by Edge before his retirement- just before a sudden realization comes to him that the poison was in his wristbands.
At once the doctors whip up a cure, and Cena decides to go ahead and watch the footage anyway. After he does, he realizes - it was Undertaker who attacked Edge, and he buried Paul Bearer under a cross symbol in his yard due to knowing the truth.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
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Post by CMWaters on Apr 27, 2011 22:51:28 GMT -5
Randy Orton drives John Cena to a helicopter on a motorcycle. They stand near the chopper, talking to each other, remembering their past together. Cena goes to the helicopter, and Orton says they'll see each other again, but just in case he left Cena a note.
As the helicopter goes up, the word "GOODBYE" is spelled out in steel chairs.
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
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Post by Vampiro138 on Apr 27, 2011 23:15:42 GMT -5
Vince is in the ring.....then Austin comes out...gives him the stunner. the screen turns to black, it fades into white onto a close up of vince's face...he wakes up to find him sitting at the broadcast booth in his blue coat. and he looks next to him to find Jesse Ventura. Vince looks baffled and says "Jesse..Jesse...I just had the strangest dream!!" which Jesse looks at him and goes "ok, you have my attention...what happened??" Vince says "well, i dreamt that everything was taken into a more edgy direction...so much bad words...and wrestling was being taken from our name...and you Jesse...Jesse you ran for Governor...and WON!!" which Jesse just turns to him and says "shut up Mcmahon!" as the screen fades to black...
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something really really crazy happens and it just goes black...it fades back to Roddy Piper on the set of Pipers Pit holding a smashed coconut...which Snuka comes to and tells Piper "i had the weirdst dream....." and then fade to black...
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Post by Stu on Apr 27, 2011 23:54:03 GMT -5
I really cannot tell which one of these are made up and which ones are based on other TV shows. [William Regal and Eugene in Triple H's apartment. Triple H arrives home.] Triple H: How you doing, Bill? Regal: Good, sunshine. And your day down at the funeral home? Triple H: Finally buried Mr. Huffman and Mr. Szatkowski, with a lot more burials to come. I'm beat... Eugene give you any trouble? Regal: Been sitting that way since you left this morning. Just like every day. In a bloody world of his own. [Triple H crosses, crouches beside Eugene, who gazes at object in his hand.] Triple H: Remember kid, be careful with that... I don't understand this autism. I talk to my boy, but... I'm not even sure if he ever hears me say there's only one diamond in the burial business and he's looking at it... Eugene's locked inside his own world. Staring at that toy all day long. What does he think about? [Eugene shakes the object in hand, then stares at it. Reveal glass snowball with snow eddying inside.] Triple H: Come on, kid, let's wash our hands. [Eugene shakes snowball again. Triple H takes snowball from Eugene, places it on mantelpiece. All three exit. Close up of snowball, model of a wrestling ring inside, snow swirling about] THE END Are you familiar with the Tommy Westphall Universe theory? If so, we'd have to work that into the Eugene Levesque Theory.
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Post by Brickstone Kid on Apr 28, 2011 0:00:42 GMT -5
R Truth comes out and says he's finally ready to get started. Fade to black.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2011 0:01:30 GMT -5
I really cannot tell which one of these are made up and which ones are based on other TV shows. [William Regal and Eugene in Triple H's apartment. Triple H arrives home.] Triple H: How you doing, Bill? Regal: Good, sunshine. And your day down at the funeral home? Triple H: Finally buried Mr. Huffman and Mr. Szatkowski, with a lot more burials to come. I'm beat... Eugene give you any trouble? Regal: Been sitting that way since you left this morning. Just like every day. In a bloody world of his own. [Triple H crosses, crouches beside Eugene, who gazes at object in his hand.] Triple H: Remember kid, be careful with that... I don't understand this autism. I talk to my boy, but... I'm not even sure if he ever hears me say there's only one diamond in the burial business and he's looking at it... Eugene's locked inside his own world. Staring at that toy all day long. What does he think about? [Eugene shakes the object in hand, then stares at it. Reveal glass snowball with snow eddying inside.] Triple H: Come on, kid, let's wash our hands. [Eugene shakes snowball again. Triple H takes snowball from Eugene, places it on mantelpiece. All three exit. Close up of snowball, model of a wrestling ring inside, snow swirling about] THE END Are you familiar with the Tommy Westphall Universe theory? If so, we'd have to work that into the Eugene Levesque Theory. I'm sure you get that one, but for the others - I know one's Seinfeld, the Cena / Kelly Kelly thing is based off Neon Genesis Evangelion (or more accurately its movie), and the one I put up a few months ago is based off of Monk, and before that Dallas, though that wasn't a series finale. Not sure on most of the others.
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Post by Cam on Apr 28, 2011 0:06:56 GMT -5
Mr. McMahon comes to the ring and finally answers the question everyone has been wondering.
What is the meaning of WWE?
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Post by Summerfest on Apr 28, 2011 2:26:48 GMT -5
Triple H is stuck inside the Epsilon unit searching for Stephanie forever, living out his memories until the end of time.
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Post by Larryhausen on Apr 28, 2011 2:54:30 GMT -5
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet {Spoiler}Cena Wins
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Apr 28, 2011 4:45:20 GMT -5
I really cannot tell which one of these are made up and which ones are based on other TV shows. Are you familiar with the Tommy Westphall Universe theory? If so, we'd have to work that into the Eugene Levesque Theory. I'm sure you get that one, but for the others - I know one's Seinfeld, the Cena / Kelly Kelly thing is based off Neon Genesis Evangelion (or more accurately its movie), and the one I put up a few months ago is based off of Monk, and before that Dallas, though that wasn't a series finale. Not sure on most of the others. I know Tiger Maskooo's second one is based on the Angel series finale.
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And_5400
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Post by And_5400 on Apr 28, 2011 6:57:47 GMT -5
Katie Vick Scene Triple H in Kane outfit screwing Katie Katie Vick puts hand up to touch Trip's face Katie: "How disgusting" END Congratulations
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Post by itsmeitsmeitsmbz on Apr 28, 2011 7:15:32 GMT -5
After much hype, it turns out it's nothing more than a clip show, that ends with Vince, Linda, Stephanie, and Hunter in prison for not helping out the many times that heels have attacked babyfaces over the years. I see what you did there. And now I feel old. Wow, I now feel old too.
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Post by itsmeitsmeitsmbz on Apr 28, 2011 7:17:23 GMT -5
We find out It was all the imagination of Bruno Sammartino while looking into a snowglobe. only if Bruno is watching his snowglobe inside of Tommy Westphall's.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
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Post by CMWaters on Apr 28, 2011 7:18:58 GMT -5
I'm sure you get that one, but for the others - I know one's Seinfeld, the Cena / Kelly Kelly thing is based off Neon Genesis Evangelion (or more accurately its movie), and the one I put up a few months ago is based off of Monk, and before that Dallas, though that wasn't a series finale. Not sure on most of the others. I know Tiger Maskooo's second one is based on the Angel series finale. Mine I did was based on the M*A*S*H finale. ...but I also used that same thing for a thread a while back of what the last episode of WWE's ECW would be like. Wish the search feature was better so I could find that thread.
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Apr 28, 2011 7:38:28 GMT -5
Crossover with the CBS network.
"IT WAS ME MOSBY, I WAS THE MOTHER ALL ALONG!"
"Aw, son of a bitch"
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