OzzyMandez
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Post by OzzyMandez on Apr 28, 2011 7:41:39 GMT -5
I hope people get this...
John Cena is has been told about a giant box hidden in WWE headquaters that is supposedly the prison of the most feared heel in all of WWE. Later on, every heel ever to face Cena appears, the box opens and they drag him into the box, trapping him in there. It turns out he was the WWE's most feared heel all along!
Also Justin Gabriel accidently kills Heath Slater and cries 'nnnooooooo' over his head body as we fade out.
*sits back and waits for someone who gets it*
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 28, 2011 7:43:45 GMT -5
All the WWE superstars leave to go work for TNA. When Vince goes to sit in his desk, he finds Dennis Stamp hiding under it. Newsradio reference=Gold.
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Post by The King of Memphis Tennessee on Apr 28, 2011 8:42:35 GMT -5
The best possible ending was ruined by the limo explosion, IMO
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Post by normcoleman on Apr 28, 2011 13:40:46 GMT -5
everyone gets fired except Mark Henry
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zing
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Post by zing on Apr 28, 2011 14:34:45 GMT -5
I hope people get this... John Cena is has been told about a giant box hidden in WWE headquaters that is supposedly the prison of the most feared heel in all of WWE. Later on, every heel ever to face Cena appears, the box opens and they drag him into the box, trapping him in there. It turns out he was the WWE's most feared heel all along! Also Justin Gabriel accidently kills Heath Slater and cries 'nnnooooooo' over his head body as we fade out. *sits back and waits for someone who gets it* If we can have Cena in tweed and Justin as a Roman solider, I'm for it. Heath in a stripper cop outfit is optional though.
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The Possum
Unicron
JBL stands for "Just Beat a Lizard".
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Post by The Possum on Apr 28, 2011 15:12:56 GMT -5
The show opens with Vince McMahon in the ring beneath a huge banner that reads, "May 19th, 2012: The Last Raw!" He says that the Anonymous General Manager has decided to pull the plug on WWE, and he has a clause in his contract that prevents Vince from interfering with his decisions. He gives an emotional speech about what WWE has meant to him when suddenly pyros go off and Kane makes his way to the ring. Kane begins trashing the insensitive banner and ripping apart production equipment. Vince McMahon is forced to call in wrestlers to enforce order and stop Kane. William Regal, Vladimir Kozlov, and Zack Ryder all fail in their attempts and are left battered at ringside. The computerized voice of the anonymous GM is heard over the arena, and he says that he will give WWE one more chance, if Kane and a partner of his choosing can defeat a team of his choosing in the main event. Kane agrees and says that his partner will be his brother, The Undertaker. The Anonymous GM says that the team of his choosing will be... THE LEGION OF DOOM! Huge pop from the crowd, break for commercials.
First match of the night, The Headbangers defeat the New Midnight Express.
We come back from commercials with Big Show, Al Snow, and Nailz in the ring. They each get on the mic, claiming that they were asked to be here by a mysterious person. They all believe they were set up and begin arguing with each other when suddenly, "HARD TIMES" blares throughout the arena. The Big Bossman makes his way to the ring and reveals that the previous night he was visited by the spirits of Bull Buchanan, Akeem, and Ken Shamrock who showed him the errors of his ways. If he hadn't been so mean to them, Al Snow wouldn't have had to wrestle as Avatar, Big Show wouldn't have had to wrestle Akebono in a thong, and Nailz wouldn't have had to choke Vince McMahon. He comes bearing gifts for each of his former foes as a way of making amends. He gives Al a pepper shaker, saying that he knows it can't replace the Pepper he lost, but he hopes it helps. Mick Foley appears on the titantron saying this is the spiciest Al Snow's character has ever been! He gives Nailz his knight stick, and charges him to change his ways and enforce the law instead of breaking it. For Big Show, he has a very special surprise. He says he regrets separating Show from someone who wants to see him, and has missed him for a long time. A miniature, blue, moving wrestling ring emerges from the back carting Bobby Heenan and none other than Andre the Giant to the ring. Andre and Big Show stare each other down for a second before Big Show mouths, "Papa!" and falls into his waiting arms crying. Fade to commercials.
Second match of the night: Big Daddy V defeats X-Pac.
Backstage, Randy Orton and CM Punk are in the locker room. They find two gift-wrapped boxes with their names on them. Punk picks up a card that reads, "I know why you two have been so ornery all of these years. Someone should have done this a long time ago." Punk and Orton open the boxes to find a pair of custom-fit pants for each of them. But not just any pants, jean shorts. The camera zooms out to show John Cena standing behind them with a warm smile on his face. Punk and Orton look like kids on Christmas morning, smiling from ear to ear. They turn around and hug Cena. "Well, go try them on!" Cena urges. Orton runs out of the room all giddy, but Cena stops CM Punk in his tracks. Cena says that there's one more wrong that he wants to right, and hands CM Punk a cool, unopened can of Diet Pepsi. Punk is deeply touched, and stares Cena in the eyes for a moment before saying, "John, you're an alright dude."
Intercontinental Champion, Heath Slater, is in the ring. He announces that he wants go down as a fighting champion, and will accept an open challenge for the belt from anyone for his belt. A man who has long side burns, his hair slicked back, and who just happened to be rolling into town in his pink Cadillac emerges, claiming that he is the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time. The bell rings and The Honky Tonk man beats Heath Slater with a roll-up in nine seconds. Josh Matthews receives an e-mail from the Anonymous General Manager, saying that he will have to defend his title immediately, and he should beware of snakes. The crowd expects Jake Roberts to emerge, but instead from the back comes... SANTINO MARELLA! Santino charges up the Cobra and settles his business once and for all with the Honky Donkey Mayne, winning the Intercontinental Championship.
Backstage, Kane and The Undertaker say that they will only wrestle the feared team of LOD if the Anonymous GM agrees to reveal himself so they can at least know who ended WWE if they can't save it. The Anonymous GM emails Josh Matthews, agreeing to show his face at the end of the night.
Back in the ring, Booker T leaves the commentary booth for one last match in WWE. Jerry Lawler receives an e-mail from the anonymous general manager, saying that there is a box under the announcers desk with a picture of Booker T's opponent in it. Booker opens the box, and as he looks at the picture, his eyes grow huge. From behind, he is attacked by Scott Hall. The bell rings and Booker and Scott have a good twenty minute match. Scott starts getting the upper hand when Randy Orton comes to ringside, sporting his brand new jorts. Scott pulls Randy into the ring and hits him with a Razor's Edge. Randy is dazed, trying to summon the strength to stand, when from his trunks, Scott Hall procures a stun gun. He charges the gun up and is about to use it on Randy, when Booker T jumps in front of him, taking the shock. Booker is feeble on the ground as Scott pins him. Randy looks at Booker, fearing the worst. Booker opens his eyes and barely summons enough energy to say, "Now we're even." Cut to commercials.
Backstage, Mark Henry is talking to someone off camera, apologizing for not always being the best father to him, but expressing that he has always loved him, through everything, and it made him so proud to see his son make his WWE debut. The camera zooms out to reveal in blue lighting, the giant fish that used to be at the top of the SmackDown stage. Mark Henry fist-bumps his son as Mae Young looks on approvingly.
In the backstage interview area, Booker T is interviewed by Todd Pettengill. Todd congratulates Booker on his heroic deed, but Booker says he can't help but feel empty. Ten years from now, with WWE gone, will anyone even remember it? Over Booker's shoulder, a familiar voice softly confesses, "I'll still remember." Booker T turns around to find his former tag team partner, Goldust. The two embrace as "Leave The Memories Alone" plays.
It is time for the main event, as Undertaker and Kane make their way to the ring, accompanied by Paul Bearer. They face the titantron as anticipation fills the arena. "WHAAAAAT A RUUUUUUUUUUSH!" the crowd goes wild as Heidenreich emerges on the stage with his legendary partner, Rocco. The two teams have a grueling, half-hour, back and forth match. Things are looking bleak near the end as Undertaker is down outside of the ring and Kane is dazed. Heidenreich hoists Kane on his shoulders as Rocco is on the top rope, preparing for a Doomsday Device when Michael Cole runs out from backstage, obliterating Heidenriech with a steel chair. Ferociously and passionately, Cole beats Heidenreich within an inch of his life as Kane regains some strength. Kane hits a chokeslam, but the ref is down after an attack by Rocco. Kane is confused about what to do, when Triple H runs in from the back and hits a Pedigree on him. The tyrant Tripster flexes and poses in the ring, screaming that WWE must die! It was Hunter behind the conspiracy all along! All of the wrestlers are down, as Paul Bearer approaches from behind, wielding the urn. From under the ring emerges MVP, who opens the urn and pulls out... a screwdriver! He attacks Triple H from behind with it and they brawl into the crowd. However, Kane is rolled up by Heidenreich for a three count and WWE is doomed. All of the wrestlers say their goodbyes, as we cut to a shot of the production truck. A dark silhouette says that he is about to reveal himself as the Anonymous GM, but asks that the WWE Universe doesn't blame him, because he was just Triple H's pawn... and it wasn't his fault. Snitsky emerges from the shadows and pulls the plug on the arena's power.
A dark screen zooms out to reveal a television set in Matt Hardy's living room, where he is on the couch eating grapes.
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Post by Nuke is Good on Apr 28, 2011 17:01:25 GMT -5
I dug up an old post of mine (This is like years old). This would be the Wrestlemania finale leading up to the events on RAW with the New Ministry sacrificing everyone or something:
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Post by rrm15 on Apr 28, 2011 17:14:04 GMT -5
I need to see this actually happen now.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 28, 2011 17:25:49 GMT -5
The main event will be a Six Pack Challenge for all the belts. John Cena, Randy Orton, Triple H, Undertaker, Alberto Del Rio, and Sheamus.
The final two men left are Cena and HHH. They are the last two men ever to grace a WWE ring. The winner of this match will be crowned the greatest superstar in WWE history.
After several minutes of grueling action, on top of the punishment they've taken from the earlier participants in the match, Triple H sets up Cena for the Pedigree, but Cena counters into the Attitude Adjustment! Triple H is down for the count!
1!
2!
*fade to black*
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Post by rrm15 on Apr 28, 2011 17:35:56 GMT -5
On the PPV the night before the final episode of RAW a submission match between CM Punk and Randy Orton goes wrong when Punk chokes Orton to death. The following night however when Punk and the Nexus are being interviewed about what happened Orton shows up and stares them down. Punk, horrified that Orton has risen from the dead runs away in complete fear. Orton claims he is now the leader of the Nexus. The rest of the group fearfully agrees.
Orton then convinces Punk to join him. Punk, mostly out of fear, agrees. Orton however maintains that Punk needs to prove his worth via initiation....he must kill Vince McMahon. Punk of course is hesitant, but Orton persuades him by pointing out that despite Punk's years of work to make it to the WWE he still hasn't ever been treated as being on the level of Cena, Orton, HHH, Taker, or even MIZ. Punk is finally convinced, and him and Orton sneak into Vince's office while Nexus stands guard at the door.
Suddenly, Stephanie McMahon arrives with The Corre, who she has recruited. The group is carrying a large box. David Otunga demands an explanation, and Stephanie opens the box, revealing the still dead body of Randy Orton. Nexus, now confused, looks towards Mr. McMahons office.
Inside, Vince is waiting for Randy and Punk. Orton and Vince have a stand-off in which they say cryptic things to each other implying they have known each other for years, even before the WWE. Punk finally stabs Vince to death, while Orton skull punts his dead body into an open fire that he started. The two stare at the ashes.
Outside, The Corre resolves to break in and stop Randy and Punk. Once they reach the inside however, Orton lurks in the shadows and kills them all. Punk is left standing with the dead bodies of The Corre all around him.
Randy Orton and CM Punk go outside into the locker room where Orton claims he is the new leader of the WWE and anyone that wants to live must follow him and Nexus. The majority of the superstars go with him, but all current and former world champions stay behind (excluding Orton and Punk).
Stephanie takes all of the main eventers with her and explains that Vince had an evil twin bother who was raised just like Vince, but had turned out evil(er). Vince's brother, once he was not chosen to lead the WWE, had murdered their father and has since attempted to sabotage the WWE via the steroid trial, WCW, XFL, World Wildlife Fund, Parents Television Council, and most recently The Nexus.
Stephanie then reveals that Vince's brother had actually been dead since the 70's, and has since been claiming the bodies of various people to do his dirty work, and his most recent victim was Randy Orton.
Vince had secretly been molding all the WWE superstars their whole lives to eventually be world champions and become the new leader of the WWE. They were all candidates to eventually replace Vince, and always had been.
After Stephanie explains this Randy Orton reveals his final plan to the rest of the WWE Universe: to blow up the arena on the last episode of RAW, escape prior and eventually conquer the rest of the entertainment world. Orton puts his plan into motion in the center of the ring when Cena's music hits, and Cena runs out and has the final showdown with Randy Orton. The two trade finishing moves, chair shots, and everything else they can throw at each other until they end up fighting up the ramp. Orton, tired of fighting, attempts to escape by climbing up the Titan Tron. Cena follows, and eventually gives Orton an AA off the top of the Titan Tron. Cena however, falls along with him.
Orton is now dead and Cena makes a slow, dramatic crawl to the ring while the fans cheer wildly. Hornswoggle runs out to the ring and tries to talk to Cena, but Cena lays down in the ring and slowly begins to close his eyes.
The camera slowly pans out of the arena as we see Cena awake in some sort of church. He gets up and sees his father. Cena Sr. explains that Cena was always meant to be in the WWE and everyone he had ever met there were the most important people he had ever had in his life. Cena accepts that he is dead, and goes out into the church. There, Cena finds every WWE superstar that has ever been in a WWE ring sitting around waiting for him.
Orton walks up to Cena with a smile on his face and informs him that they've been waiting for him. Cena sits among his peers while his father goes to the back of the church and opens the doors as a white light envelopes them all.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2011 19:26:24 GMT -5
The SmackDown fist has returned, and it opens itself where it hangs over the HD set, it slowly lowering as if intending to take a grip on the screen and use it for something.
The hunt is on for the WWE Championship, Cena torn between helping Randy Orton or CM Punk and his New Nexus followers to find it. Ultimately, Punk corners Cena and Orton on the stage and forces Cena to make his decision.
John chooses to take Randy's side, just as the SmackDown fist grabs hold of the Titantron. Punk screams in horror, announcing how in making this decision Cena has allowed TNA to take over and erase every mind in the universe.
But then, from the screen emerges a glowing light - the distilled energy of Bruno Sammartino, which possesses Cena. Orton grows irate, declaring how it is his duty to eat Bruno and gain his powers. Orton fights Cenartino, throwing everything he has at him but being unable to overcome his power.
Just before killing Orton, though, Cena regains control of his body. He stops fighting Orton, and Bruno's power leaves his body to fly off into space. Orton declares his intention to follow it and Cena announces that he wants to go along. Orton tells him, though, that his only fans are kids, and then leaves.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2011 20:06:02 GMT -5
The main event will be a Six Pack Challenge for all the belts. John Cena, Randy Orton, Triple H, Undertaker, Alberto Del Rio, and Sheamus. The final two men left are Cena and HHH. They are the last two men ever to grace a WWE ring. The winner of this match will be crowned the greatest superstar in WWE history. After several minutes of grueling action, on top of the punishment they've taken from the earlier participants in the match, Triple H sets up Cena for the Pedigree, but Cena counters into the Attitude Adjustment! Triple H is down for the count! 1! 2! *fade to black* Damn that William Regal. Anyhows. Cena gives his goodbye speech near the start, everyone is applauding, we see him leave the arena. Later that night, he makes his shocking return stopping Wade Barrett become champion. Ezekiel Jackson becomes the last ever WWE Champion, effectively retiring it immediately. The end.
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Beartato
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Post by Beartato on Apr 28, 2011 21:13:24 GMT -5
Vince McMahon walks out of airport security, says to let him know when RAW will air. Then he takes off his mic and walks down the airport to catch his plane, while HHH runs up to him and hugs him.
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The Possum
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JBL stands for "Just Beat a Lizard".
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Post by The Possum on Apr 28, 2011 23:02:10 GMT -5
Vince McMahon walks out of airport security, says to let him know when RAW will air. Then he takes off his mic and walks down the airport to catch his plane, while HHH runs up to him and hugs him. Excellent. After an emotional Raw, Vince McMahon stands in the ring and says, frankly, "The WWE Superstars would like to say goodbye." He motions towards the stage and the entire roster is on it. Together, they all sing, "The Boogeyman is hanging Up his clock and Scott Hall Has stopped oozing machismo too R-Truth's getting thirsty Daniel Bryan is a nerd Zack is popping out to say Woo-woo" (Zack: "Woo-woo, woo-woo") Sheamus: "Regretfully, you fellas" Jerry Lawler: "Must say goodbye to the Bellas" Vince: "Best in your future endeavors To you" All: "So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight" Randy Orton: "I hear voices and burn in my light" Randy walks backstage, waving. All: "So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen, adieu" Renee Dupree: "Adieu, adieu To you and you and you" Renee Dupree gleefully does The French Tickler as he exits the stage. All: "So long, farewell Au revoir, Auf Weidersehen" CM Punk: "I'd like to stay And try my first champagne" Punk (to Vince): "Yes?" Vince: "No!" Punk walks backstage, dejected. All: "So long, farewell Auf Weidersehen, goodbye" Justin Gabriel: "I leave, and Heath, Our friendship will never die." Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater high five and walk backstage. Shane McMahon: "I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie." Batista: "I quit." Michael Cole: "I quote." The Miz: "I'll hang out with A-Ri." All of the Superstars, except for The Big Show leave. Show sits alone on the ground, almost falling asleep. Big Show: "The show has gone away And so must I" He slowly walks backstage, all of the Superstars, past and present, are shown on the titantron. All: "Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye" Audience: "Goodbye"
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Post by casualobserver on Apr 28, 2011 23:23:31 GMT -5
The Rock vs. John Cena: The War To End It All
Huge buildup to the main event. The Rock and Cena staring each other down. The crowd is in a frenzy. The bell rings and then...Zack Ryder comes out to interrupt and says "Surf's up dudes!" The Rock and Cena follow Ryder to the back as RAW ends with a montage of all the past and present Superstars taking turns on a surfboard with a green screen of the ocean in the background to the tune of stock surfing music.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2011 23:33:26 GMT -5
The Rock vs. John Cena: The War To End It All Huge buildup to the main event. The Rock and Cena staring each other down. The crowd is in a frenzy. The bell rings and then...Zack Ryder comes out to interrupt and says "Surf's up dudes!" The Rock and Cena follow Ryder to the back as RAW ends with a montage of all the past and present Superstars taking turns on a surfboard with a green screen of the ocean in the background to the tune of stock surfing music. So long as Tyler Reks goes last.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Apr 28, 2011 23:44:08 GMT -5
The Rock vs. John Cena: The War To End It All Huge buildup to the main event. The Rock and Cena staring each other down. The crowd is in a frenzy. The bell rings and then...Zack Ryder comes out to interrupt and says "Surf's up dudes!" The Rock and Cena follow Ryder to the back as RAW ends with a montage of all the past and present Superstars taking turns on a surfboard with a green screen of the ocean in the background to the tune of stock surfing music. This reminded me of a really random pic I found one time:
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Post by And_5400 on Apr 29, 2011 1:37:03 GMT -5
Vince McMahon walks out of airport security, says to let him know when RAW will air. Then he takes off his mic and walks down the airport to catch his plane, while HHH runs up to him and hugs him. Excellent. After an emotional Raw, Vince McMahon stands in the ring and says, frankly, "The WWE Superstars would like to say goodbye." He motions towards the stage and the entire roster is on it. Together, they all sing, "The Boogeyman is hanging Up his clock and Scott Hall Has stopped oozing machismo too R-Truth's getting thirsty Daniel Bryan is a nerd Zack is popping out to say Woo-woo" (Zack: "Woo-woo, woo-woo") Sheamus: "Regretfully, you fellas" Jerry Lawler: "Must say goodbye to the Bellas" Vince: "Best in your future endeavors To you" All: "So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight" Randy Orton: "I hear voices and burn in my light" Randy walks backstage, waving. All: "So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen, adieu" Renee Dupree: "Adieu, adieu To you and you and you" Renee Dupree gleefully does The French Tickler as he exits the stage. All: "So long, farewell Au revoir, Auf Weidersehen" CM Punk: "I'd like to stay And try my first champagne" Punk (to Vince): "Yes?" Vince: "No!" Punk walks backstage, dejected. All: "So long, farewell Auf Weidersehen, goodbye" Justin Gabriel: "I leave, and Heath, Our friendship will never die." Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater high five and walk backstage. Shane McMahon: "I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie." Batista: "I quit." Michael Cole: "I quote." The Miz: "I'll hang out with A-Ri." All of the Superstars, except for The Big Show leave. Show sits alone on the ground, almost falling asleep. Big Show: "The show has gone away And so must I" He slowly walks backstage, all of the Superstars, past and present, are shown on the titantron. All: "Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye" Audience: "Goodbye" Awesome. This will not be no sold.
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The Possum
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Post by The Possum on Apr 29, 2011 7:06:59 GMT -5
Excellent. After an emotional Raw, Vince McMahon stands in the ring and says, frankly, "The WWE Superstars would like to say goodbye." He motions towards the stage and the entire roster is on it. Together, they all sing, "The Boogeyman is hanging Up his clock and Scott Hall Has stopped oozing machismo too R-Truth's getting thirsty Daniel Bryan is a nerd Zack is popping out to say Woo-woo" (Zack: "Woo-woo, woo-woo") Sheamus: "Regretfully, you fellas" Jerry Lawler: "Must say goodbye to the Bellas" Vince: "Best in your future endeavors To you" All: "So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight" Randy Orton: "I hear voices and burn in my light" Randy walks backstage, waving. All: "So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen, adieu" Renee Dupree: "Adieu, adieu To you and you and you" Renee Dupree gleefully does The French Tickler as he exits the stage. All: "So long, farewell Au revoir, Auf Weidersehen" CM Punk: "I'd like to stay And try my first champagne" Punk (to Vince): "Yes?" Vince: "No!" Punk walks backstage, dejected. All: "So long, farewell Auf Weidersehen, goodbye" Justin Gabriel: "I leave, and Heath, Our friendship will never die." Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater high five and walk backstage. Shane McMahon: "I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie." Batista: "I quit." Michael Cole: "I quote." The Miz: "I'll hang out with A-Ri." All of the Superstars, except for The Big Show leave. Show sits alone on the ground, almost falling asleep. Big Show: "The show has gone away And so must I" He slowly walks backstage, all of the Superstars, past and present, are shown on the titantron. All: "Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye" Audience: "Goodbye" Awesome. This will not be no sold. Haha. Thank you, sir.
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Post by chunkylover53 on Apr 30, 2011 0:59:03 GMT -5
The show opens with Vince McMahon in the ring beneath a huge banner that reads, "May 19th, 2012: The Last Raw!" He says that the Anonymous General Manager has decided to pull the plug on WWE, and he has a clause in his contract that prevents Vince from interfering with his decisions. He gives an emotional speech about what WWE has meant to him when suddenly pyros go off and Kane makes his way to the ring. Kane begins trashing the insensitive banner and ripping apart production equipment. Vince McMahon is forced to call in wrestlers to enforce order and stop Kane. William Regal, Vladimir Kozlov, and Zack Ryder all fail in their attempts and are left battered at ringside. The computerized voice of the anonymous GM is heard over the arena, and he says that he will give WWE one more chance, if Kane and a partner of his choosing can defeat a team of his choosing in the main event. Kane agrees and says that his partner will be his brother, The Undertaker. The Anonymous GM says that the team of his choosing will be... THE LEGION OF DOOM! Huge pop from the crowd, break for commercials. First match of the night, The Headbangers defeat the New Midnight Express. We come back from commercials with Big Show, Al Snow, and Nailz in the ring. They each get on the mic, claiming that they were asked to be here by a mysterious person. They all believe they were set up and begin arguing with each other when suddenly, "HARD TIMES" blares throughout the arena. The Big Bossman makes his way to the ring and reveals that the previous night he was visited by the spirits of Bull Buchanan, Akeem, and Ken Shamrock who showed him the errors of his ways. If he hadn't been so mean to them, Al Snow wouldn't have had to wrestle as Avatar, Big Show wouldn't have had to wrestle Akebono in a thong, and Nailz wouldn't have had to choke Vince McMahon. He comes bearing gifts for each of his former foes as a way of making amends. He gives Al a pepper shaker, saying that he knows it can't replace the Pepper he lost, but he hopes it helps. Mick Foley appears on the titantron saying this is the spiciest Al Snow's character has ever been! He gives Nailz his knight stick, and charges him to change his ways and enforce the law instead of breaking it. For Big Show, he has a very special surprise. He says he regrets separating Show from someone who wants to see him, and has missed him for a long time. A miniature, blue, moving wrestling ring emerges from the back carting Bobby Heenan and none other than Andre the Giant to the ring. Andre and Big Show stare each other down for a second before Big Show mouths, "Papa!" and falls into his waiting arms crying. Fade to commercials. Second match of the night: Big Daddy V defeats X-Pac. Backstage, Randy Orton and CM Punk are in the locker room. They find two gift-wrapped boxes with their names on them. Punk picks up a card that reads, "I know why you two have been so ornery all of these years. Someone should have done this a long time ago." Punk and Orton open the boxes to find a pair of custom-fit pants for each of them. But not just any pants, jean shorts. The camera zooms out to show John Cena standing behind them with a warm smile on his face. Punk and Orton look like kids on Christmas morning, smiling from ear to ear. They turn around and hug Cena. "Well, go try them on!" Cena urges. Orton runs out of the room all giddy, but Cena stops CM Punk in his tracks. Cena says that there's one more wrong that he wants to right, and hands CM Punk a cool, unopened can of Diet Pepsi. Punk is deeply touched, and stares Cena in the eyes for a moment before saying, "John, you're an alright dude." Intercontinental Champion, Heath Slater, is in the ring. He announces that he wants go down as a fighting champion, and will accept an open challenge for the belt from anyone for his belt. A man who has long side burns, his hair slicked back, and who just happened to be rolling into town in his pink Cadillac emerges, claiming that he is the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time. The bell rings and The Honky Tonk man beats Heath Slater with a roll-up in nine seconds. Josh Matthews receives an e-mail from the Anonymous General Manager, saying that he will have to defend his title immediately, and he should beware of snakes. The crowd expects Jake Roberts to emerge, but instead from the back comes... SANTINO MARELLA! Santino charges up the Cobra and settles his business once and for all with the Honky Donkey Mayne, winning the Intercontinental Championship. Backstage, Kane and The Undertaker say that they will only wrestle the feared team of LOD if the Anonymous GM agrees to reveal himself so they can at least know who ended WWE if they can't save it. The Anonymous GM emails Josh Matthews, agreeing to show his face at the end of the night. Back in the ring, Booker T leaves the commentary booth for one last match in WWE. Jerry Lawler receives an e-mail from the anonymous general manager, saying that there is a box under the announcers desk with a picture of Booker T's opponent in it. Booker opens the box, and as he looks at the picture, his eyes grow huge. From behind, he is attacked by Scott Hall. The bell rings and Booker and Scott have a good twenty minute match. Scott starts getting the upper hand when Randy Orton comes to ringside, sporting his brand new jorts. Scott pulls Randy into the ring and hits him with a Razor's Edge. Randy is dazed, trying to summon the strength to stand, when from his trunks, Scott Hall procures a stun gun. He charges the gun up and is about to use it on Randy, when Booker T jumps in front of him, taking the shock. Booker is feeble on the ground as Scott pins him. Randy looks at Booker, fearing the worst. Booker opens his eyes and barely summons enough energy to say, "Now we're even." Cut to commercials. Backstage, Mark Henry is talking to someone off camera, apologizing for not always being the best father to him, but expressing that he has always loved him, through everything, and it made him so proud to see his son make his WWE debut. The camera zooms out to reveal in blue lighting, the giant fish that used to be at the top of the SmackDown stage. Mark Henry fist-bumps his son as Mae Young looks on approvingly. In the backstage interview area, Booker T is interviewed by Todd Pettengill. Todd congratulates Booker on his heroic deed, but Booker says he can't help but feel empty. Ten years from now, with WWE gone, will anyone even remember it? Over Booker's shoulder, a familiar voice softly confesses, "I'll still remember." Booker T turns around to find his former tag team partner, Goldust. The two embrace as "Leave The Memories Alone" plays. It is time for the main event, as Undertaker and Kane make their way to the ring, accompanied by Paul Bearer. They face the titantron as anticipation fills the arena. "WHAAAAAT A RUUUUUUUUUUSH!" the crowd goes wild as Heidenreich emerges on the stage with his legendary partner, Rocco. The two teams have a grueling, half-hour, back and forth match. Things are looking bleak near the end as Undertaker is down outside of the ring and Kane is dazed. Heidenreich hoists Kane on his shoulders as Rocco is on the top rope, preparing for a Doomsday Device when Michael Cole runs out from backstage, obliterating Heidenriech with a steel chair. Ferociously and passionately, Cole beats Heidenreich within an inch of his life as Kane regains some strength. Kane hits a chokeslam, but the ref is down after an attack by Rocco. Kane is confused about what to do, when Triple H runs in from the back and hits a Pedigree on him. The tyrant Tripster flexes and poses in the ring, screaming that WWE must die! It was Hunter behind the conspiracy all along! All of the wrestlers are down, as Paul Bearer approaches from behind, wielding the urn. From under the ring emerges MVP, who opens the urn and pulls out... a screwdriver! He attacks Triple H from behind with it and they brawl into the crowd. However, Kane is rolled up by Heidenreich for a three count and WWE is doomed. All of the wrestlers say their goodbyes, as we cut to a shot of the production truck. A dark silhouette says that he is about to reveal himself as the Anonymous GM, but asks that the WWE Universe doesn't blame him, because he was just Triple H's pawn... and it wasn't his fault. Snitsky emerges from the shadows and pulls the plug on the arena's power. A dark screen zooms out to reveal a television set in Matt Hardy's living room, where he is on the couch eating grapes. QFT my brother.
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