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Post by Citizen Zero on Mar 27, 2011 14:05:08 GMT -5
I've heard this tossed around in regards to Michael Cole's recent...Twitter escapades and was left wondering what kind of 'sensitivity training' a crazy old man like Vince McMahon'd use.
No serious discussions please, crazy speculation only.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Mar 27, 2011 14:10:37 GMT -5
I think his son-in-law may need some sensitivity training too because he feels the need to wield a sledgehammer whenever he feels threatened.
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Post by Shaq-Fu on Mar 27, 2011 14:11:03 GMT -5
I'd be more worried about the kind of sensitivity training Jim Ross would go for.
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Post by Smokestack Lightnin' on Mar 27, 2011 14:24:24 GMT -5
1996 Goldust returns with Rico and guess who's their manager?
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Post by ________ has left the building on Mar 27, 2011 14:25:30 GMT -5
-No grabbing the Divas asses or breasts and calling them "Toots" or "Sugar Tits". Politely ask them before doing so. -No more threatening to anally rape anyone with soap bars or broomsticks. -Treat the rookie sports entertainer with respect unless they commit a locker room violation. When that happens, tell an agent. -No more telling gay jokes. If you do, be sure to follow up with "Not that there's anything wrong with it". -Do not take and send nude pictures of yourself. -Remember not to call the Divas skinny or fat. It hurt their feelings either way. -Do not ask a sports entertainer if he's still working for WWE. -Ginger people do have souls. Sheamus and Heath Slater have feelings. -Alternative lifestyles are acceptable. -Do not ask Gail Kim for a happy ending nor ask Yoshi Tatsu do he consume canine meat. -Hornswoggle is a little person not a insufferable midget. -Daniel Bryan is not a nerd because he is a vegan. Or a virgin. Or doesn't own a tv. -All Divas are Smart, Powerful, and Sexy. Even Kelly Kelly. -No more asking the Bella Twins for a threesome. -Vickie Guerrero is a sexy cougar. She is not fat or icky.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 27, 2011 14:27:09 GMT -5
Bob Holly returns to dish out punishment, uh i mean, sensitivity training.
ALABAMA SLAMMAS FOR EVERYONE!!
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Mar 27, 2011 14:31:08 GMT -5
They'll send him to Tolerance Camp.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Mar 27, 2011 14:37:32 GMT -5
Bob Holly returns to dish out punishment, uh i mean, sensitivity training. ALABAMA SLAMMAS FOR EVERYONE!! There is a Benoit joke waiting to be made here but for the life of me I can't think of one.
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Post by Lancers on Mar 27, 2011 15:02:43 GMT -5
Vince: "Alright. I'm having this meeting because of a certain individual who called a fellow co-worked a homophobic slur. To protect the perpetrator, we'll call him M. Cole. No, that's too obvious, we'll call him Michael C."
Cole: *raises hand* "If I may defend myself...."
Vince: "SHAAAAAADDDDDDUP! I don't want to be here. I had plans on seeing that movie starring Adam Sandler."
Josh Matthews: "Just Go With It?"
Vince: "Go where?"
Josh: "The movie."
Vince: "I can't. I have to do this training."
Josh: "No. I mean the movie. Just Go With It?"
Vince: "We're not gonna watch it here. This is sensitivity training. No time for movie."
Josh: "No. Just Go With It is the movie."
Vince: "Huh?"
Cole: "The name of the movie is Just Go With It. Quite being gay Josh."
Vince: "HEY! That's enough out of you Cole. That's exactly the problem with you. You can't do that. You have to remember some people are uncomfortable with those kinds of words being thrown around."
Cole: "I'm sorry sir. It's just Josh is acting like a little bitch."
Vince: "That's better! You see? There's other ways to insult your co-workers without resorting to homophobic slurs.
Josh: "Uhhhhhhh.....what?"
Vince: "Hey. Let's go watch the movie together."
Josh: "To the movie theater?"
Vince: "Huh?"
Cole: "The Adam Sandler movie?"
Vince: "I got it on VCR tape."
Josh: "What? I never heard of anyone these days bootlegging films onto VCR tapes."
Vince: "Bootlegging? I bought this at Wal-Mart. It's called "Happy Gilmore". I heard this guy's got a bright future in comedy."
*Cole and Josh facepalm*
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Post by potpie on Mar 27, 2011 16:34:31 GMT -5
*blurp blurp* Cole: Can I have your attention please? I have just received an email from our new Sensitivity Coordinator. Locker room: Aww..... Cole: And I quote...*puts reading glasses on* "In light of recent events, the WWE is proud to kick off our new G rating at this year's Wrestlemania. This means no tables-" Locker room: Aww..... Cole: "No chair shots..." Edge: Oh c'mon! Cole: "No ladder spots..." Shelton: Dammit, now how am I supposed to make a comeback?! Jomo: Dude, aren't you not even employed here? *Shelton shushs* Cole: "There will be no blood..." Flair: Woooooooooo! TNA! TNA! TNA! *gets carted out by security* Cole: "No gay jokes..." Cena: Wait- none? *Corre snickers at him* Cole: "There will be no beer drinking..." Half the locker room: What? Stone Cold: He said "No beer." Half the locker room: What? Stone Cold: No cold ones. Half the locker room: What? Stone Cold: No brewskis. Half the locker room: What? Cole: Enough! "Also, the following people and/or groups cannot be eluded to in any way possible- fatties, gay people, albinos, shorties, hos, TNA fans, vegans, aliens, animal rights activists, 'tan people', poultry, Disney Channel alums, Charlie Sheen's girlfriends, Donald Trump, penguins, NXT season 3, any winner of NXT after Season 1, divas not fitting the moniker of 'Smart, sexy, and powerful', gringos and gringas, any fans of Twilight, and lastly, no jokes about how old 'Taker is and who his next wife's gonna be." McCool: Heh, wait- what? Barrett: So just to clarify, we can't make fun of anybody in any way. Cole: That's correct. Barrett: Except Gingers. *The Locker room turns their eyes to Heath, who gulps.* Heath: Hey, c'mon, guys! Sheamus is a Ginger. Why not get him? Sheamus: My hair color's Auburn, that's why! Yoshi: Get the Ginger!
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Post by Jimmy on Mar 27, 2011 16:37:22 GMT -5
Vince will ask The Great Khali if he wants to try some googi-googi.
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Post by Tony Stark on Mar 27, 2011 17:47:13 GMT -5
Am I the only who sees WWE not only taking this ball and running with it, but scoring several touchdowns? I can actually see VKM ordering creative to take the piss by bringing back Right to Censor.
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Post by Smokestack Lightnin' on Mar 27, 2011 18:08:15 GMT -5
Am I the only who sees WWE not only taking this ball and running with it, but scoring several touchdowns? I can actually see VKM ordering creative to take the piss by bringing back Right to Censor. Steven Richards Michael McGillicutty Mark Henry Chavo Guerrero
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Post by Ridley on Mar 27, 2011 18:17:10 GMT -5
They'll send him to Tolerance Camp. Shouldn't he go through the Tunnel of Prejudice first? Mostly voiced by JBL.
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Post by crimsonwolf on Mar 27, 2011 19:57:40 GMT -5
I say make John Cena or Cole make one of these commercials as punishment.
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Post by Starshine on Mar 27, 2011 20:02:01 GMT -5
It would have potential to be a great skit if written properly.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2011 20:11:36 GMT -5
Cole: "And now for the divas to begin WALKING. Look at them there, walking around. Look out there, Nattie! ...doesn't Nattie have a lovely bottom?"
Vince: "Careful there, Cole! That might offend the divas!"
Cole: "Right. Of course, they ALL have lovely bottoms!"
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