Honeybear Lyder
ALF
It's called a title match, dammit! I'll fire your ass, dammit! Get me a snowcone, dammit!
Posts: 1,155
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on May 16, 2011 14:34:00 GMT -5
Was really bored at work, so yeah...
Anyway I thought there should be a tag team of two skinny guys with pink and black face paint; one is a hyper type who got into wrestling to impress some girl he loves, he always talks about her and his feelings for her in his promos, etc. The other is always depressed and is trying to get over girl who dumped him, so he talks about his broken heart, and cries during promos. And they should be called Crush and Ex, The Emolition.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on May 16, 2011 14:42:00 GMT -5
A big dude, totally ripped. He worked as a chef in a breakfast restaurant, maybe a diner. Finishers are the Flapjack and the submission known as Scrambled Legs, Hailing from behind the grill Mr 24/7 I-Hoss!!
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Post by jrcz on May 16, 2011 14:45:44 GMT -5
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on May 16, 2011 14:53:57 GMT -5
A one-time only gimmick for the next great comedy match they should put HHH in the ring with the "Ultimate Hoss". So what if "hoss" is kind of unkayfabe, because we are used to HHH breaking it anyway.
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Post by froggyfrog on May 16, 2011 17:48:24 GMT -5
Poopman the wrestling poop.
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on May 16, 2011 18:04:08 GMT -5
There should be a wrestling embodiment of the IWC. A wrestler who comes down to the ring to deride other wrestlers for botching and refuses to wrestle a guy because his last match was only **1/2. I'm surprised Vince hasn't tried something like this.
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on May 16, 2011 18:10:44 GMT -5
beat me to it. Lavatory Meadows, the human toilet. |
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Post by alabastergrim on May 16, 2011 18:10:51 GMT -5
OCD - One Cool Dude who's out to prove that just cause you have OCD doesn't men you can't be a winner. Of course, he loses all his matches because he's too busy touching the turnbuckle 48 times to pin his opponent.
The Burger Kings - A tag team of fast food connosuers, Mikey McDonald and Petey Dennys. Their tag finisher is The Slamwich, a diouble top rope splash.
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Post by devilfish on May 16, 2011 19:12:23 GMT -5
Here's one that I think could actually work, if the guys are good enough at it.
The 80's Express. Their whole gimmick is that the two of them are completely nutso about everything to do with 80s pop culture. They come to the ring to "The Touch" by Stan Bush, and they wear things like Member's Only jackets, RayBan shades, Lacoste shirts, the whole lot. Their names would be Brent & Blaine, and they would come from Shermer Heights IL.
I keep having this idea of one of them getting a cell-hone call in the middle of a promo, and pulling out a HUGE Zack Morris cell phone. Their finishing move? a modified Doomsday Device called "The Proton Pack"
Whaddaya think?
Brian~
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skulldouggory
Unicron
Needs More Shirtless Barry Windham
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Post by skulldouggory on May 17, 2011 7:55:57 GMT -5
Was really bored at work, so yeah... Anyway I thought there should be a tag team of two skinny guys with pink and black face paint; one is a hyper type who got into wrestling to impress some girl he loves, he always talks about her and his feelings for her in his promos, etc. The other is always depressed and is trying to get over girl who dumped him, so he talks about his broken heart, and cries during promos. And they should be called Crush and Ex, The Emolition. sounds similar to D.I.F.H, man i miss WSX |
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