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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 22, 2011 16:37:05 GMT -5
Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis. *Shows him covered in a blanket shivering and looking like he's developed hypothermia* And I can't get any heat! I like Curtis, but I'm going to folllow up on your post with this... He gets heat once he uses a picture of X-Pac to start a fire.
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Post by angryfan on Jun 23, 2011 11:21:16 GMT -5
From the little seen so far with the promos, they could go in a way that only I would ever enjoy it. At war with condiments and side dishes, and his weapon of choice is horrific puns.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2011 11:27:59 GMT -5
From the little seen so far with the promos, they could go in a way that only I would ever enjoy it. At war with condiments and side dishes, and his weapon of choice is horrific puns. I'd also prefer if he used superhero puns where after laying out his opponent he uses a catch phrase based on the area of the injury. *hits opponent in back with chair* "Looks like he should have watched his BACK!" *hits opponent in head with ring bell* "You don't have what it takes to get aHEAD in the WWE!"
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Post by OzzyMandez on Jun 23, 2011 13:37:17 GMT -5
Hi I'm Johnny Curtis...
*sat on a swing, alone*
And I could really do with a push right now.
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Post by Krimzon on Jun 23, 2011 13:43:55 GMT -5
"Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis."
*camera pans out to show him wearing a crown & vacuuming*
"...and I royally suck."
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Post by JCBaggee on Jun 23, 2011 14:01:47 GMT -5
I'm sorry, I can't fix your arm. The WWE doesn't think I'm...humerus.
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Post by nate5054 on Jun 23, 2011 15:54:03 GMT -5
As a lover of bad puns, I heartily approve of this thread.
(holds a picture of a book with spine damage where half the book is just hanging out)
"I'm Johnny Curtis, and I haven't been booked properly!"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2011 16:37:44 GMT -5
"I'm Johnny Curtis..."
*walks down a hallway with tape stretching down it, then reaches the end*
"And I've reached the end of the line."
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jun 24, 2011 23:48:47 GMT -5
"I'm Johnny Curtis..."
*comes out and puts his hand at the end of a length's worth of rope*
"and I'm at the end of my rope."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2011 23:51:54 GMT -5
If these promos go on much longer, they're going to have to have Punk randomly come out and slap the guy a la Shannon Moore.
In keeping with the thread:
In the kitchen with a large bowl
"I'm Johnny Curtis and I'm trying to make chicken salad out of chicken s***"
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jun 24, 2011 23:56:20 GMT -5
*alongside a ventriloquist dummy*
"Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis. And unlike this guy," *points to his left* "I'm no dummy. Isn't that right, Kevin?"
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Post by unoriginalalex on Jun 25, 2011 0:46:06 GMT -5
*backstage next to an old person*
Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis, and this is getting old.
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Post by woowoowoox on Jun 25, 2011 0:50:17 GMT -5
*backstage next to an old person* Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis, and this is getting old. Pretty much this.
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Post by zeez on Jun 25, 2011 0:58:19 GMT -5
"You might be wondering why I'm dressed like a Diva. Well, as you can see, it's because I'm about to be f***** by Vince McMahon."
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jun 25, 2011 1:12:49 GMT -5
"You might be wondering why I'm dressed like a Diva. Well, as you can see, it's because I'm about to be f***** by Vince McMahon." You win.
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Post by gangstacrizzab on Jun 25, 2011 1:40:40 GMT -5
"Hi, i'm Johnny Curtis, and i like emus."
Then he strips naked and f***s an emu on live TV.
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Post by #RUDO Coco Del Rio on Jun 25, 2011 1:59:56 GMT -5
Curtis: Hi! I'm Johnny Curtis! *watches John Cena walk by, carrying a basket* Hey Cena, what do you have there in your basket? Cena: *stops and looks down* ... The WWE's eggs. Curtis: ALL of them? Cena: ALL of them.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 25, 2011 2:07:48 GMT -5
Curtis: Hi! I'm Johnny Curtis! *watches John Cena walk by, carrying a basket* Hey Cena, what do you have there in your basket? Cena: *stops and looks down* ... The WWE's eggs. Curtis: ALL of them? Cena: ALL of them. Actually he has half of them. Orton has the other half.
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Post by frogsplash45 on Jun 25, 2011 6:37:08 GMT -5
"Hi, i'm Johnny Curtis, and i like emus." Then he strips naked and f***s an emu on live TV. I laughed. Hard. I just really wasn't expecting to read that. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Jun 25, 2011 7:51:41 GMT -5
He actually did a "cutting the mustard" joke. I facepalmed HARD. And the booing from the crowd drove it home as well.
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