Hi I'm Johnny Curtis...

[r.]

(inspired from another thread, add your own)

You wouldn't happen to have a large stone, Because I have an Axe to grind(holds up Axe)

[bob]

You don't happen to have some salsa, because I have a chip on my shoulder. (puts chip on sholder)

[ronin705]

i think wwe creative are trying to make johnny a zack ryder-esque character by taking shots at the company. Except Ryder's are 40 times better.

[Boozeman]

Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis..

<sits down at poker table>

<moves all the chips out of the way except the blue chips, stacks all the blue chips together>

And I'm a blue chipper.

[FUNK_US/BRODUS]

Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis. This morning, I helped out at catering, I swept the halls, and I even cleaned out the showers. What can I say? I love doing jobs.

[Sajoa Moe]

Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis.

*watches Jack Swagger have sex with his wife*

And unlike this chick, I'm not doing jack.

[thelonewolf527]

*As posted earlier by me in the SmackDown thread*

Hi I'm Johnny Curtis. I was wondering if you're going to use that entire stick you have there. Can I have some of it? *Other guy snaps it in half but Johnny Curtis's part is much shorter.*

[Deleted]

If his first match doesn't involve him giving Shark Boy a leap frog, there will have been no point to these.

[SEND FOR THE MAN!!!]

Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis winner of NXT Season 4. Nobody knows much about me, and I really look forward to having gold around my waist. My debut in the ring will be an IC title match against Ezekiel Jackson. **He turns to an old school NES Duck Hunt game and shoots 2 bird at the same time**

[James McCloud IS John Godot]

Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis...

*slams a knife into a block of Gorgonzola*

...and I've just cut the cheese.

*gags*

[Cvslfc123]

Hi i'm Johnny Curtis and this is my greenhouse, soon I aim to do this

*throws a rock at the ceiling which smashes it*

I've broken the glass ceiling

[James McCloud IS John Godot]

*At a restaurant*

Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis and...

*motions to six girls sitting at the table with him*

...I've just had a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

*gets handcuffed*

Aw.

[BorneAgain]

*Johnny Curtis is shown backstage hitting a deceased stallion over and over again with some sort of blunt object*

Johnny: Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis, I've been beating a dead horse.

[r.]

Hi i'm johnny curtis *Smashes up an oreo* I guess thats the way the cookie crumbles.

[Citizen Zero]

He should mix up his act a little.

Next Smackdown he can do his own Wrestlerock Rumble rap.

[rogers67]

* Johnny Curtis is on the toilet*
Johnny: Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis, I've been s***ing a brick.

[Deleted]

Hi I'm Johnny Curtis and...

*points to a very tall brick wall behind him*

I'm never gonna go over.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Johnny curtis is chilling on the beach, this could also be a Summerslam commercial.

"Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis, Season 4 winner of NXT. Since I haven't been scheduled to have a match, I've decided to just take it easy and have a day at the beach."

The camera pans over and we see Triple H piling sand on Curtis.

[Savage Gambino]

Hi! I'm Johnny Curtis, and welcome to Jackass!

*zaps the Big Show with a stun gun, proceeds to get his ass kicked*

[MrBRulzOK]

Hi, I'm Johnny Curtis.

*Shows him covered in a blanket shivering and looking like he's developed hypothermia*

And I can't get any heat!