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Post by Sharpy Snow on Apr 5, 2006 11:00:17 GMT -5
Let him job to Scotty 2 Hotty.
Not only would it make Orton a jobber, it would be one of my ultimate mark out moment.
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Post by gillbergsson on Apr 5, 2006 19:45:29 GMT -5
Instead of having Orton wrestle have him do stupid segments like the guys from "Mythbusters" where he debunks urban legends and becomes the "Urban Legend Killer" have him do these segments until his contract expires
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Apr 5, 2006 19:50:31 GMT -5
Have Orton play "Legend of Zelda" for the Nintendo DS, get frustrated over not being able to defeat it and give the cartridge the RKO, knocking himself silly and having that look he had when he got that "concussion" last year on Raw.
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Post by sithspit on Apr 5, 2006 19:50:42 GMT -5
They should rename him 'Jobby McJobberson', and go to the ring, jump on his back, and let the other guy pin him. Make him curtain jerker every Velocity and have him follow this formula for the next 4 years. They could even team him with Scotty 2 Hotty!
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Vegeta
Da Bears
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Post by nisi on Apr 5, 2006 19:56:00 GMT -5
Let him job to Scotty 2 Hotty. Not only would it make Orton a jobber, it would be one of my ultimate mark out moment. I would mark with you, Sharpy. Randall should job to Matt Hardy too, perhaps Tatanka.
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MichaelRBoh
Unicron
cowpee changed gimmick
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Post by MichaelRBoh on Apr 5, 2006 20:00:56 GMT -5
orton jobs to funaki 37 straight times in an iron man match where he gets no offense in 60 minutes
then the next week have him challenge funaki again but this time to a cage match. have him climb to the top of the cage and do the randy orton annoying pose but he trips shockmaster style off the top of the cage through the spanish announce table
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Apr 5, 2006 20:05:27 GMT -5
Bring back Barry Horowitz and make Orton job to him...in less than a minute.
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Post by Magneto on Apr 5, 2006 20:07:13 GMT -5
Who cares about Randell going down. It's about time. Push Booker T. He's 10x more entertaining anyway and I LOVE the results for the title match this Friday too. Thank goodness.
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Apr 5, 2006 20:16:29 GMT -5
Let him job to Scotty 2 Hotty. Not only would it make Orton a jobber, it would be one of my ultimate mark out moment. And Scotty 2 Hotty said "Let Randy be hit by the worm" and he did... and it t'was good.
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Post by samachine on Apr 5, 2006 20:20:18 GMT -5
Let Benoit squash him in less than a minute
it worked on OJ
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Post by Magneto on Apr 5, 2006 20:24:35 GMT -5
He deserves to be squashed and I mean for a LONG time. A guy that is 20x more talented than him was jobbed out the second half of last year for mediocre talent.
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Post by elassowipo on Apr 5, 2006 20:30:39 GMT -5
Bring back his father and have Randy kill him since he's a legend.
No seriously. Give young Randall an ax and have him kill his father on live TV. After he's done, the Undertaker can tombstone him to hell.
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Post by Thomas Powers of Paine on Apr 5, 2006 20:58:08 GMT -5
How to make Orton the ultimate jobber:
Have Chloe make her in-ring debut and make him tap out to her finisher, "The Crotch Bite." ;D
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Apr 5, 2006 21:02:17 GMT -5
Other "legends" Randy can kill:
- The Maytag Repairman - Bill Buckner - Santa Claus - The Phoenix Suns Mascot (Judgement Day is in Phoenix) - The Lincoln Monument - ..and finally, the Seattle Space Needle!
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bigHEADinc
El Dandy
Wanted Conway Twitty as a special title.
lest we forget...
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Post by bigHEADinc on Apr 5, 2006 22:40:23 GMT -5
Start airing vignettes where Randy is doing the indie circuit and can't draw flies, so he's basically in an empty YMCA gym with maybe three people and a janitor. Then when he comes back have his theme music be crickets and yawns. Call him "Who Cares?" Randy Orton and bingo! just wanted to say that your Sig is spot-on...
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Apr 6, 2006 14:26:46 GMT -5
bump
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Post by One Legged Dog on Apr 6, 2006 14:35:20 GMT -5
Have him join the Super Adventure Club
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