Rehire former talent and "FCW-ise" their names

[I *still* ✡ Johnny]

Brought up in another thread. So re-sign ANYONE from WWE's past and give them an FCW name (generally uncommon first name, common last name)

eg.

Matt and Jeff Hardy: Plate and Tape Williams
Ric Flair: Nature Boy Homer Jacobson
Shawn Michaels: Eduardo Phipps
Hulk Hogan: Terrell Pincus

[molson5]

Jun 19, 2011 9:15:05 GMT -5 I *still* ✡ Johnny said:

Brought up in another thread. So re-sign ANYONE from WWE's past and give them an FCW name (generally uncommon first name, common last name)

eg.

Matt and Jeff Hardy: Plate and Tape Williams
Ric Flair: Nature Boy Homer Jacobson
Shawn Michaels: Eduardo Phipps
Hulk Hogan: Terrell Pincus

I won't try to top those, but LOL.

[Burst]

Kharma: Loretta McNoodles

[TheVoiceofReason]

I made a whole thread about alternate names for Darren Young.

Check it out here: officialfan.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=WWE&thread=358640&page=1

[Baixo Astral]

Terrell Pincus would be money.

[Big L]

Randy Orton-Fredrick Hinson

[derangedhermit]

Hey, Christopher Daniels. Enjoy being Daniel Christopher.

[I *still* ✡ Johnny]

Jun 19, 2011 10:07:50 GMT -5 derangedhermit said:

Hey, Christopher Daniels. Enjoy being Daniel Christopher.

Brian's brother?

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Mick Foley: Horace McJiggers
Ken Anderson: Jose Blackman
Batista: Silas Woodcock

[AnActualBear]

Steve Blackman - Steve Blackman

What, you want to tell him he has to change his name?

Didn't think so.

[Tyfo]

Jun 19, 2011 10:04:41 GMT -5 Big L said:

Randy Orton-Fredrick Hinson

And of course he would still be refereed to as a 3rd generation Orton!

[Young Game]

Jun 19, 2011 12:00:11 GMT -5 AnActualBear said:

Steve Blackman - Steve Blackman

What, you want to tell him he has to change his name?

Didn't think so.

"Congrats Steve, we're bringing you back. You're to report to FCW under the name 'Bronius Watkins'."

[theryno665]

Vader - Terwilliger McJinglejangle

[noah9322]

Kurt Angle- Eric "Mountain" Olympius
Sting- Steve Mimerson
Rob Van Dam- Rory Von Ammerwhitz

[Jimmy]

Jeff Jarrett - David Davenport
Mr. Anderson - Mr. Schtinkwater
Shelton Benjamin - Ben Shell
Matt Morgan - Raffi Reynolds


Ted DiBiase Jr - Millionaire Martin
Cody Rhodes - Todd Villacampa
CM Punk - Jerry Rancid

[Red Lion]

Jun 19, 2011 10:04:41 GMT -5 Big L said:

Randy Orton-Fredrick Hinson

But still refer to him as a 3rd generation superstar and son of Cowboy Bob Orton, obviously.

Jun 19, 2011 12:07:41 GMT -5 Tyfo said:

Jun 19, 2011 10:04:41 GMT -5 Big L said:

Randy Orton-Fredrick Hinson

And of course he would still be refereed to as a 3rd generation Orton!

Darn it!

[anglarite]

Okay, stupid question here. What makes a name "FCW-specific?"

[mystikz]

Scott Steiner > Frank Bigglesworth

Scotty 2 Hotty > Harry Toolman

Albert > Greg McPeaks

Matt Morgan > Morgan Cageman

Mr Kennedy > Dick Smallberries Jr (someones real name lol)

Frankie Kazarian > Morty McFly

Orlando Jordan > Juice Oliver

[Savage Gambino]

Jun 19, 2011 16:23:55 GMT -5 anglarite said:

Okay, stupid question here. What makes a name "FCW-specific?"

FCW-specific is generally a name thought up either by new talent or by MGMT with the help of new talent to give WWE a name they can copyright. In most cases, particularly when dealing with popular Indy wrestlers who own copyrights on their own na--

Oh, you mean in regards to this thread! Anything that sounds ridiculous and blatantly un-wrestler-y, I guess...

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Ric Flair: Manny Shoemaker
Samoa Joe: Tonga Jim
Kurrgan: Jimbo Calogera