daymon
Tommy Wiseau
MoH, Libertarian, Atheist, \m/
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Post by daymon on Jun 16, 2011 23:17:01 GMT -5
Seriously they give the torture rack (Lex Luger) and the slam (argueably hogan) to the worst big guy on the roster... I can't watch his matches, it makes my eyes bleed. And the last match of him+sin cara+bryan was one of the most awkward teams I've seen. His in ring is terrible, he has bung eyes, and lets not even talk about cutting a promo... hes a black bodybuilder (bigger genetics) with zero skill of his own. I think his kayfabe roll is the personification of trolleration by Vince McMahon on the fans. WHY IS THIS GUY IN THE WWE?  |
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Jun 16, 2011 23:17:41 GMT -5
Because I enjoy him.
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Cronant
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Cronant on Jun 16, 2011 23:17:48 GMT -5
He is domination. Thats all he needs to be.
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Post by 01010010 01101001 01100011 on Jun 16, 2011 23:18:22 GMT -5
I like Zeke. The slam city thing sucks but, other than that he's a damn good big man, IMO.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 16, 2011 23:18:41 GMT -5
Now I want Ezekiel to wear a power glove to the ring.
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Post by rrm15 on Jun 16, 2011 23:19:31 GMT -5
I'm not crazy about him. He has the look down though, so he has that going for him. I think he'd be ok if he was a little more polished.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2011 23:21:18 GMT -5
I'm not that big on him, but Zeke is okay. Much worse on the roster - personally, I say the worst is Mason Ryan.
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daymon
Tommy Wiseau
MoH, Libertarian, Atheist, \m/
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Post by daymon on Jun 16, 2011 23:24:05 GMT -5
I forgot about Mason Ryan, he is just as bad but I like his look better and want to beleive he can be the next batista.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Jun 16, 2011 23:24:05 GMT -5
For some reason I'm obsessed with his theme song and it wont leave my head. Probably because it's THE best song to make parodies of. The possibilities are endless.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jun 16, 2011 23:25:39 GMT -5
Tell us how you really feel.
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Post by dlg3000 on Jun 16, 2011 23:27:29 GMT -5
He has the look even if he has more muscles than even Batista or HHH. But as far as skill he is watchable.
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Post by Big Evil on Jun 16, 2011 23:31:24 GMT -5
Yep, Hogan invented the bodyslam. Thank you, OP.
It's topics like these that make me hate being a wrestling fan sometimes.
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CJ
Dennis Stamp
C.J. for Friendly wrestling discussion!
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Post by CJ on Jun 16, 2011 23:33:40 GMT -5
He's okay, but that's about it. WWE sees star potential in him, and thinks he could be huge but I certainly don't see it. He's best served as a bodyguard for another star
He's pretty bad in the ring, and sucks ass on the mic. He has a killer look, and good intensity...but that'll only take you so far.
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daymon
Tommy Wiseau
MoH, Libertarian, Atheist, \m/
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Post by daymon on Jun 16, 2011 23:36:17 GMT -5
Hogan used a lot of slams yes.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 16, 2011 23:36:22 GMT -5
He's okay, but that's about it. WWE sees star potential in him, and thinks he could be huge but I certainly don't see it. He's best served as a bodyguard for another star He's pretty bad in the ring, and sucks ass on the mic. He has a killer look, and good intensity...but that'll only take you so far. A flawless profile, a perfect body, the right clothes, and a great car can get you far in America - almost to the top - but it can't get you everything. Sorry, first thing I thought of. |
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Jimmy
Grimlock
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Post by Jimmy on Jun 16, 2011 23:37:11 GMT -5
HOW BAD IS HE?
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Post by Big Evil on Jun 16, 2011 23:39:11 GMT -5
Hogan used a lot of slams yes. ...So that means he created the body slam? I don't -- what? Guess that means Ric Flair invented the Figure Four, Ricky Steamboat invented the Crossbody and Big Show invented the punch. |
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jun 16, 2011 23:39:31 GMT -5
"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA." Thought we were doing random movie quotes.  |
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cherry coloured funk
ALF
discontinue the trout
I know that when I wear Ban-Lon, there does appear to be some jiggling...
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Post by cherry coloured funk on Jun 16, 2011 23:40:37 GMT -5
He reminds me of Chocolate Mousse from Top Secret! And for that, he is okay by me, though would be way better if he randomly drank out of a wine bottle filled with gasoline.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 16, 2011 23:50:58 GMT -5
I forgot about Mason Ryan, he is just as bad but I like his look better and want to beleive he can be the next batista. Well.....based solely on his look alone, he already IS the Next Batista |
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