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Post by jrcz on Jun 6, 2011 2:22:02 GMT -5
^ That Cole-ness reminds me of this one.. "This punjabi prison is made of solid steel bamboo" Idiot. Srs LOL
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2011 2:53:13 GMT -5
Royal Rumble 2004; Big Show is drooping over the ropes, Benoit hits him with a flying headbutt that brings Big Show back in the ring and Taz lets out this awkward gem:
Taz: A big time sacrifice move by Benoit and I respect that! You gotta sacrifice sometimes! And put your...put your balls on the table and try and win this match! And that's what Benoit did there!
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jun 6, 2011 3:02:06 GMT -5
Royal Rumble 2004; Big Show is drooping over the ropes, Benoit hits him with a flying headbutt that brings Big Show back in the ring and Taz lets out this awkward gem: Taz: A big time sacrifice move by Benoit and I respect that! You gotta sacrifice sometimes! And put your... put your balls on the table and try and win this match! And that's what Benoit did there! I'm thinking that was a billiards reference. Even if it is, seems kind of out of left field.
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jun 7, 2011 2:06:56 GMT -5
Around Christmas 99, The McMahon-Helmsley Regime/Faction was putting the screws to Mankind. One time they booked him in a match against Santa Claus, who turned out to be another heel. Right as the shot is cutting out, Jim Ross shrieks "MANKIND VERSUS SANTA CLAUSE?!?!?!"
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 7, 2011 8:48:07 GMT -5
I can't remember the exact wording but I vaguely remember Regal saying something about wanting to "Bronze Hacksaw's wood" "I want you to put your massive piece of wood in my hands!" Another lame attempt at humor that didn't get over.
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Post by bob on Jun 13, 2011 6:13:49 GMT -5
Ted: Thank God for underpants!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2011 8:14:35 GMT -5
Mike Ademle: "They landed right in front...of..our..announce...thing" Taz: "It's a table, Mike". Being as how Adamle had brain issues, we let that slide. (I never played pro football and sometimes I can't think of the right word, myself.) That like the time Tony Schiavone was calling a hardcore match and said something about driving a guy through a chair and Bobby Heenan had to correct him: "That's a table, Tony." Heenan came back later on, saying "At the Schiavone household, they eat their dinner off of chairs." (Now, if you missed the first part, it would seem really strange.) i remember a Gorilla Monsoon line of "here comes Bret Hart! he was trained in a canadian refugee camp" I don't know why but I laughed hard at this one. Never forget our Canadian refugees.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2011 8:54:08 GMT -5
"IMMA GOOOOD R-TRUTH!"
Seriously, anything he says...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2011 9:07:35 GMT -5
"IMMA GOOOOD R-TRUTH!" Seriously, anything he says... Faarooq should be brought back for one night. In full Nation ring gear. Interrupting Truth's meeting with Vince McMahon. If you're crying "conspiracy", then bring back the man who knows what its like. (You can fill in your own blanks as to what Faarooq can say. It wasn't exactly "PC" for the time.)
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jun 13, 2011 9:28:37 GMT -5
"IMMA GOOOOD R-TRUTH!" Seriously, anything he says... Faarooq should be brought back for one night. In full Nation ring gear. Interrupting Truth's meeting with Vince McMahon. If you're crying "conspiracy", then bring back the man who knows what its like. (You can fill in your own blanks as to what Faarooq can say. It wasn't exactly "PC" for the time.) I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Nation of Domination. And to the republic for which it stands. One nation under Faarooq. Indivisible, with liberty and justice for no one! By any means necessary!
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