Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 13, 2011 16:00:03 GMT -5
This includes PPVs. This DOESN'T include things said by wrestlers in other places (so no "Queering doesn't make the world work").
What immediately comes to mind for me is this :
"The only thing The Rock hasn't done is MAKE A WHITE BABY!!!!"
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Post by Enrico Palazzo on Jan 13, 2011 16:01:18 GMT -5
"I'm bi a lot of things but lingual ain't one of them"
"What did I say?"
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Jan 13, 2011 16:02:40 GMT -5
"I BEAT MYSELF~!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2011 16:04:11 GMT -5
"I'll be all over Drew McIntyre like a monkey on a cupcake!"
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Jan 13, 2011 16:05:22 GMT -5
"What is llama?"
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Post by turkeysandwich on Jan 13, 2011 16:05:53 GMT -5
"Because I'm Bizarre!"
Does NXT count? Because that could be a list of about 200 strange things said just on there.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Jan 13, 2011 16:08:05 GMT -5
Kurt, stop it man, pipe down your acting like a freakin ham sandwich
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Post by ThatDamnPotato on Jan 13, 2011 16:09:19 GMT -5
Not so much what was said but does "JBL is Poopy" count?
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jan 13, 2011 16:12:03 GMT -5
"I don't know whether to spank you or breastfeed you"
"this isnt a swimming pool....no matter how much you want it to be"
"And starting this moment...from now...from this moment on...this'll be the moment...starting now...of the Genesis...of McGillicutty"
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jan 13, 2011 16:12:27 GMT -5
What is a mustache? *chuckle* It's a little bit of hair over the upper lip. I don't have one. Nobody else here has one. But you know what, a mustache is for a REAL man. Of all these people here, I have the best mustache of them all. Give me a couple days and I'll have a nice, thick mustache. But none of these BOYS here will ever have one.
Yes, I do know that promo by heart.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 13, 2011 16:15:24 GMT -5
"When you cut the tail off a dog, the dog dies."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2011 16:24:59 GMT -5
"I was talking about Chad Patton, the referee. You KNOW he had a sex change!"
"Don't fire 'em. It's too easy! I say leave them right here, at the WWE Zoo. Because I'm THA ZOOKEEPAH! And that's...the troof."
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 13, 2011 16:25:47 GMT -5
I completely forgot about Randy Savage's "NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!" Promo, filled with such gems as :
"Reincarnation does exist, but you don't have to be!"
"Space is the place, Mean Gene!"
"NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!"
...and a rambling story about how he abuses Elizabeth.
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Jan 13, 2011 16:27:05 GMT -5
Orton: "You think you're funny, Cena, huh? The only pose you're gonna be doin' tonight is lying on your back, in that ring, with ME on top!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2011 16:29:14 GMT -5
Just about anything McGillicuty related.
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Post by Germansuplex on Jan 13, 2011 16:29:55 GMT -5
"Luke, Serena...go get me Jared from Subway!"
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jan 13, 2011 16:31:14 GMT -5
"Santino didn't beat me, I beat myself." Sheamus' expression after he said that made it even better  "D'Von, sliding the wood into the ring!" Think it was Taz who said this one. |
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Post by Johnny Truant on Jan 13, 2011 16:31:33 GMT -5
What is a mustache? *chuckle* It's a little bit of hair over the upper lip. I don't have one. Nobody else here has one. But you know what, a mustache is for a REAL man. Of all these people here, I have the best mustache of them all. Give me a couple days and I'll have a nice, thick mustache. But none of these BOYS here will ever have one. Yes, I do know that promo by heart. Just reading "*chuckle*" sent me into a laughing fit. "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Braden Walker, and I'm gonna knock your brains out." |
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Post by turkeysandwich on Jan 13, 2011 16:32:34 GMT -5
"When you cut the tail off a dog, the dog dies." I remember this, but I cannot remember who said it. |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 13, 2011 16:32:39 GMT -5
"Jerkin edge off...the ladder"
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