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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 14, 2011 1:14:16 GMT -5
JR on one Raw, called Goldberg "The Creature from the Planet Goldberg."
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Jan 14, 2011 1:22:02 GMT -5
R-Truth telling Drew McIntyre that he would be on him like a monkey on a cupcake.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 14, 2011 1:24:50 GMT -5
"John Cena's coming! Coming right in your face!"
- Jim Ross
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luiscurse
ALF
Don't puke on my pimp hat Warriah!
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Post by luiscurse on Jan 14, 2011 2:19:40 GMT -5
"I'm the reject Shannon Moore, and I'm bringing sexy back"
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 14, 2011 2:49:00 GMT -5
"I'm the reject Shannon Moore, and I'm bringing sexy back" "You're a poser." *Bitchslaps* Sorry I had to.
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Post by woowoowoox on Jan 14, 2011 3:07:48 GMT -5
"I'm the reject Shannon Moore, and I'm bringing sexy back" LOL. I love this, I can't help it, but I do. My ex-best friend is such a Shannon Moore mark and she about died when he said that so I just find it extra-funny.
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Post by oafman on Jan 14, 2011 3:33:08 GMT -5
"You'll just be a great white shark patrolling around an empty butthole." - Arn Anderson
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 14, 2011 3:53:27 GMT -5
"Miz undressing Alex Riley backstage."
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Post by 'Smart' Mark Poindexter on Jan 14, 2011 8:30:31 GMT -5
"Kurt..Kurt...calm down you're acting like a friggin ham sammich..."
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Outcry
AC Slater
I'm The Next Breakout Star
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Post by Outcry on Jan 14, 2011 8:31:46 GMT -5
ANYONE who ever said "Your ass is mine"
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 14, 2011 8:33:19 GMT -5
During Vince's head-shaving at WrestleMania 23:
"Quit smiling, J.R.!"
"I can't smile, god damn it! I had Bells Palsy!"
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a Lawler/Ross exchange in my life.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Jan 14, 2011 8:45:13 GMT -5
During Vince's head-shaving at WrestleMania 23: "Quit smiling, J.R.!" "I can't smile, god damn it! I had Bells Palsy!" I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a Lawler/Ross exchange in my life. Similar to that, when Stone Cold returned to face Bischoff at No Way Out 2003. King: "J.R. I haven't seen you smile so much-" and he just stopped.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 14, 2011 8:48:34 GMT -5
ANYONE who ever said "Your ass is mine" Or "I want a piece of ____________'s ass!"
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Thrillho
Dennis Stamp
0 Days since last "incident"james.anderson1989jamesandersonmusicJimBillAnderson
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Post by Thrillho on Jan 14, 2011 9:01:46 GMT -5
Cole: So The Hardys are having to defend their Tag Team titles here tonight against the Mean Street Posse, but with Edge and Christian in their corner. All because Edge & Christian have been banned from competing for the belts while Matt & Jeff hold them. Now, Edge & Christian's number one goal is to get those belts away from The Hardys.
Tazz: The Hardys. First, let me explain. They're not called the Hardys. Jeff & Matt's real last name is Goldstien, and they're not from North Carolina, they're from Bangor, Maine.
Cole: What are you talking about?
Unrelated note: When I was rewatching this match to get the quote, I completely forgot that it was followed by Pat Patterson singing "What A Wonderful World" on a karaoke machine and then attacking some guy called DJ Scribble at WWE New York. That may be the most surreal thing I've ever seen.
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Ozman
Samurai Cop
Chi-Town!!!
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Post by Ozman on Jan 14, 2011 9:23:54 GMT -5
Vince McMahon- "Those masks are really gay".
Sid- "I'm twice the man you are, and have half the brains you do".
Rob Bartlett imitating Mike Tyson on RAW.
The entire "Cauldron Of Madness" promo with Randy Savage, Sensational Sherri, & Zeus at SummerSlam 89.
EDIT: Most of Ultimate Warrior's run with the company, particularly his promos leading up to his Wrestlemania 6 match with Hulk Hogan.
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Post by Branimal on Jan 14, 2011 9:25:32 GMT -5
"John Cena, you are one of the most gettin' krunk guys I know"
R-Truth
I don't understand that sentence in any grammatical sense whatsoever.
"I never thought I'd hear a song that mentions both poppin' pimples and a mortician"
J.R. on R-Truth's entrance music.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 14, 2011 9:32:39 GMT -5
Sid- "I'm twice the man you are, and have half the brains you do". That was WCW.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jan 14, 2011 9:47:05 GMT -5
The whole Snitsky/Heindenreich exchange from the Royal Rumble in 2005.
"I like you Jon, I like you too Gene!"
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Outcry
AC Slater
I'm The Next Breakout Star
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Post by Outcry on Jan 14, 2011 9:49:58 GMT -5
CM Sucks.
He loves using that serious face when he says it too.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2011 9:55:35 GMT -5
"Jerkin edge off...the ladder" (I think this was WrestleMania x8; the three-way Women's title match between the champion Jazz, Trish Stratus & Lita.) JR: "Trish just jerked off Lita." (pauses, covering his tracks) "From the top turnbuckle, that is."
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