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Post by Silver on Jul 2, 2011 22:44:32 GMT -5
Post some of your favorite quotes from Steve Austin.
Here are a few of mine:
"Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to take his ass to Philadelphia, check right in to the SmackDown Hotel. Roll right in to room 3:16, and burn that son-of-a-bitch to the ground!"
"You sit there and call yourself the "Gorilla", yet you hee-haw out here like a jackass!"
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 2, 2011 22:47:20 GMT -5
Austin calls out Booker T
Taz gets into the ring
Austin turns and looks at him for a few seconds, then says "unless Booker T got real short and real fat real quick, you ain't Booker T"
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Jul 2, 2011 22:48:20 GMT -5
"Your hair-do is pissin' me off!"
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Post by Free Hat on Jul 2, 2011 22:51:18 GMT -5
"That ain't a beer belly, that's a fuel tank for a whoopass machine."
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Post by Silver on Jul 2, 2011 22:51:20 GMT -5
"Your hair-do is pissin' me off!" Who did he say that to? I remember him saying it , but can remember to who. |
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kunswwfmark
Hank Scorpio
Nobody beats Mr. Perfect. Nobody!
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Post by kunswwfmark on Jul 2, 2011 22:53:32 GMT -5
"If you put the letter s in front of Hitman, you've got my exact opinion of Bret Hart!"
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Jul 2, 2011 22:53:51 GMT -5
Who did he say that to? I remember him saying it , but can remember to who. He said it to "Skidmarks" on Tough Enough during a rope running drill, if I remember correctly. |
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Post by Silver on Jul 2, 2011 22:54:37 GMT -5
Who did he say that to? I remember him saying it , but can remember to who. He said it to "Skidmarks" on Tough Enough during a rope running drill, if I remember correctly. Thanks. |
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Post by Tyfo on Jul 2, 2011 23:08:01 GMT -5
Take pretty much anything from the Austin-Angle-Vince alliance and it was gold.
Vince: Gonna be alright, you sure?
Kurt: Yeah...I suffered a concussion, I cracked my tailbone...
*Austin jumps off the couch*
Austin: WHAT? You suffered a concussion? And you said you'll make it? Stupid bastard. All you did was wrestle 3 matches last night, you didn't have a King of the Ring triple threat match against the two top guys in the business like Stone Cold, did ya?! You'll make it? Your pathetic!
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Post by John Cena's Boner on Jul 2, 2011 23:08:46 GMT -5
"My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin. I am the World Wrestling Federation Champ. And I can't be stopped!" "My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin - I am the World Wrestling Federation Champion - I am a man's man - I am a champion of champions..." "My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I do not deserve this!" As you can tell, I love 2001 Heel Austin.  |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jul 2, 2011 23:11:14 GMT -5
Take pretty much anything from the Austin-Angle-Vince alliance and it was gold. Agreed 100% Austin walks in with his guitar Vince: What the Hell is this? Austin: The answer. Vince: What are you going to do? Hit somebody over the head with that guitar? Austin: That's not what we need right now, Vince. We don't need violence! It's not the answer to our problems, man! |
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Post by Tyfo on Jul 2, 2011 23:27:15 GMT -5
Austin: I want you to sign it Spike, I need to have your name on this thing...right there. It's King of the Ring deal. Put your little name Spike. You sign it, your little bimbo girlfriend can sign it too.
Spike: Whoa, whoa, what did you just call her?
Austin: Molly, she's a bimbo, hadn't you heard?
Spike: Hey, you can't go calling her a bimbo!
Austin: I can call her anything I want, I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin! All I need you to do is sign the damn petition Spike! She's a gold digger, look at her!
Spike: I don't care what your name is, I don't care if your Stone Cold Steve Austin, you can't talk about my girlfriend like that!
Austin: Yes I can
Spike: No you can't!
Austin: I just did
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 2, 2011 23:35:29 GMT -5
"You come out here and call yourself the Gorilla, yet you hee-haw like a jackass. I got a nice big bunch of bananas, and I'm gonna tell you where you can stick each and every last one of 'em."
I'm partial to the 'commentary' he does on his first VHS release:
"Wham! Oh you smelly piece if trash, that's what I said!" - on giving the Stunner to Phineas Godwinn.
"Look at that shit-eatin' grin; tell me this guy didn't deserve to get his ass whupped." - on Brian Pillman.
Heel/tweener Austin in '96/'97 was awesome.
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Renslayer
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
every time i come around your city...
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Post by Renslayer on Jul 2, 2011 23:54:32 GMT -5
"Man I ain't gotta come up with a bunch of dumb slogans to try to convince myself I'm great. I think everyone out there in TV Land turns on the TV, sees Stone Cold & says 'Damn right he's the best there is.'"
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luiscurse
ALF
Don't puke on my pimp hat Warriah!
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Post by luiscurse on Jul 3, 2011 0:35:47 GMT -5
"Price check on jackass"
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Post by johnnybaseball, Mantaur Fan on Jul 3, 2011 1:40:57 GMT -5
"He can take an ass-whuppin' and he can DAMN SURE give one!" - Stone Cold on A-Ry
I dont know why, but this cracked me up.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jul 3, 2011 1:42:37 GMT -5
To the Nation of Domination in 1997:
"Let me make one thing perfectly clear. This ain't a race thing. This ain't a color thing. This is a me whuppin' your ass thing."
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Post by Fuji's racist salt on Jul 3, 2011 2:47:24 GMT -5
What?
so fresh and funny after all these years
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Jul 3, 2011 5:07:47 GMT -5
Kurt Angle gives Stone Cold one of his medals
"Well Kurt i'm gonna put this medal in a real special place"
Kurt: "Thats great Steve"
Stone Cold: "Yeah, right up your ass!"
Proceeds to whoop Kurt Angle's ass
Also from the same night
Stone Cold is talking with The Rock and Just Joe comes in, he tells Stone Cold that he overheard some stuff in the locker room.
Stone Cold: "Well I just overheard something in the locker room too, that Just Joe is a no good sorry son of a bitch"
Proceeds to whoop Just Joe's ass, while The Rock stands there laughing.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jul 3, 2011 5:19:26 GMT -5
"I don't dance son" - in the awesome build up videos v Bret Hart. The whole thing was pretty much amazing. "Pink and Black tights? What's that all about?"
When he was making fun of The Coach because he was bald and had a goatee and he said "Do you wanna BE Stone Cold?". (If anyone else remembers this and could roughly point out when it was so I can endlessly trawl youtube to find footage I'll give you 10 billion worth of your nation's e-currency. Thanks in advance...)
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