Krazee
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Post by Krazee on Jul 23, 2011 17:42:54 GMT -5
i read the title as "World's Strongest Man Ass"
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Post by Slanted and Enchanted on Jul 23, 2011 19:49:01 GMT -5
Similar to what he did to Big Show's leg at Money in the Bank, Mark Henry brutalized Professor Chaos' arm using a steel chair on July 23rd. The attack occurred just moments after Henry was notified of this thread via e-mail.
According to a Freakin' Awesome Network Forums moderator, Chaos suffered a fractured humerus, which will keep him from posting for at least three months. “But because of potential complications with such a severe injury, it could also keep him out of action for an undetermined amount of time,” the FAN moderator said.
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Post by jadison on Jul 23, 2011 22:29:15 GMT -5
Doesn't Henry still hold a record in some form of lifting (I'm thinking either Deadlift or Squat maybe) that he set some 15 years ago? Or was that just part of his kayfabe character? He has records in random things like pressing this 310 pound Epsilon wheel 4 times or clean and jerking the Inch Dumbbell (2.5 inch diameter 172 pounds) with one hand. He's crazy strong, in a very unique way. He does feats of strength that no one else has done before. So, its a wrestling nickname, but I think he's got enough cred to back it up.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jul 23, 2011 22:31:37 GMT -5
Similar to what he did to Big Show's leg at Money in the Bank, Mark Henry brutalized Professor Chaos' arm using a steel chair on July 23rd. The attack occurred just moments after Henry was notified of this thread via e-mail. According to a Freakin' Awesome Network Forums moderator, Chaos suffered a fractured humerus, which will keep him from posting for at least three months. “But because of potential complications with such a severe injury, it could also keep him out of action for an undetermined amount of time,” the FAN moderator said. I call NEWZ on this. Mark Henry doesn't break arms...he rips them clean off.
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Jul 23, 2011 22:34:58 GMT -5
whatcha gonna do when the largest arms in the world run wild you YOUUUUUUUU!!!! ??
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Jul 23, 2011 22:49:47 GMT -5
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Post by paulbearer on Jul 24, 2011 2:10:00 GMT -5
Mark Henry is gonna break yo back and then make ya humble , ghetto style !
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jul 24, 2011 2:17:09 GMT -5
I'm way more impressed that Ted Arcidi still has records.
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Jul 24, 2011 3:32:19 GMT -5
World's Strongest Ass, My Man
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jul 24, 2011 7:34:39 GMT -5
Some how I read the title of this thread as Mark Henry having anally liberty with the OP.
"World's Strongest Man.....My Ass!!!"
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Post by saneiac on Jul 24, 2011 8:32:25 GMT -5
He squatted 953 pounds! I may have torn my quad just thinking about that.
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Post by steamboat1 on Jul 24, 2011 11:05:59 GMT -5
.... oh snap, somebody's gonna get they ass whipped! Somebody's gonna get there wig split
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jul 24, 2011 11:06:45 GMT -5
I think it is worth noting that Henry's name shows up on the drug tested categories. Someone else might have lifted more at some point but they did so at the juiced competitions, which implies that it required steroids to do better than him.
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Post by Henry Mark on Jul 24, 2011 11:36:47 GMT -5
I don't like Mark Henry, never have, never will. I'm calling him out right here right now. Yeah, he does suck, but you over there and he over here!
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Post by sunnytaker on Jul 24, 2011 11:41:59 GMT -5
Former Arnold Classic World Strongest Man; Pan American Games silver medalist; Senior National Champion in Snatch, Clean and Jerk for four consecutive years; Holder of the Senior National Championship for three years, two consecutive ones; current holder of the all time raw squat world record at 430 kilograms. Yeah... good luck with that. and yet he always seems to lose armwrestling matches
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Jul 24, 2011 13:15:01 GMT -5
.... oh snap, somebody's gonna get they ass whippedwig split! Fixed.
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Jul 24, 2011 13:29:38 GMT -5
The guy broke a steel chain on the steel cage when he couldn't properly rip the door off.
I'd say that's enough to shut me up about the dude.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 24, 2011 16:24:00 GMT -5
Whether or not he's actually the World's Strongest Man is moot when he could shatter my skull by flexing his anus.
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Post by Citizen Zero on Jul 24, 2011 16:32:07 GMT -5
He doesn't need to literally be the world's strongest man when quite frankly he *is* stronger than me.
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TMK
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Post by TMK on Jul 24, 2011 16:32:35 GMT -5
Whether you like him, or whether you don't like him, he's the best thing going in the world today, brother.
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