Johnny D
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Post by Johnny D on Jul 20, 2011 13:01:59 GMT -5
I'll start off!
HHH vs. Vince, WWE ownership on a pole match at Summerslam! (with CM Punk running-in, winning and claiming ownership himself)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2011 14:19:49 GMT -5
Vince McMahon vs. Triple H in a Real Fight at Summerslam
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jul 20, 2011 14:23:50 GMT -5
I'll start off! HHH vs. Vince, WWE ownership on a pole match at Summerslam! (with CM Punk running-in, winning and claiming ownership himself) Only to pull off his mask and reveal that he was Eric Bischoff the entire time and that WCW is reborn. |
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jul 20, 2011 14:27:45 GMT -5
CM Punk is Vince McMahon's other bastard son and heir to the throne. Cue Punk trying to get Triple H and his wife out the way, so he can become the new head of the WWE.
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Fauxberg
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GUNNA VERSUS CRIMSON! BAH GAWD!
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Post by Fauxberg on Jul 20, 2011 14:29:35 GMT -5
It turns out John Cena had an affair with Linda McMahon, creating CM Punk.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jul 20, 2011 14:31:21 GMT -5
CM Punk is actually in cahoots with Shane McMahon who wants to invade the WWE and take his rightful place as the heir to the throne. CM Punk will eventually double cross Shane, side with HHH, only to double-cross HHH and become the owner of the Company.
At which point he will give it back to Vince because that was their plan all along.
ECW!
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klapaucius
Don Corleone
Johnny Two Times
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Post by klapaucius on Jul 20, 2011 14:31:43 GMT -5
John Cena reveals himself to be CM Punk's father, (he said "son" on raw).
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2011 14:33:51 GMT -5
DNA tests reveal Triple H is Vince's legitimate son and he's actually married to his sister. Thus their three armed daughter debuts on Raw and tries to take over the company.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2011 14:59:11 GMT -5
Transcript from Triple H's promo this Monday as written by Vince Russo.
Triple H: All week long everyone's been wonderin', why Triple H. Why did ya fire your own Father in law? Why did ya do it? Are ya sorry ya did it? Well I'll answer all your questions and more. No I'm not sorry! This was a long time coming. A LONG time coming!
(Triple H looks into the camera)
Triple H: Vince you old bastard! You think I was serious last week? You think I'm gonna waste my tears on you? "No chance in hell," I've been dying for the chance to fire your ass. Now things are gonna change.
(Triple H waves pieces of paper in the air.)
Triple H: I'm holding the Nielsen Ratings reports for Monday Night Raw from the past decade and this is all the proof that Vincent K. McMahon has lost it. Funny how whenever someone calls Vince a genius they're on his payroll isn't it!? I agree that Vince is a genius, but not Vince McMahon. Vince RUSSO.
(Crowd is silent)
Triple H: You wanna know who the real genius is Vince? In the 90s there was a cat named Vince Russo, who brought this show to its zenith and never looked back! When Russo was running the show we were getting over 6 in the ratings! Two weeks ago we were lookin' at 2.8. Some genius right? It doesn't matter now because Triple H....no...I can't play that charade anymore. Paul Levesque is in charge!
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Post by mystikz on Jul 20, 2011 15:18:08 GMT -5
if Russo did MITB
when Vince and the stooge (Laurinatis) come out Scotty Goldman and Ace Steel jump the barricade to stop the stooge and Vince but .... SWERVE they attack CM Punk. Cena looks like he's gonna cover Punk but SWERVE Cena attacks Goldman and Ace. they beat down Cena, Scotty Goldman then randomly covers Cena and Vince counts 3. Scotty Goldman is new WWE champ even though he wasn't in the match! (Thanks Russo!)
Vince comes out with his new stooges on RAW. Scotty Goldman explains he is a jew and he did it for the MONAAAAY, and Punk can forgive him one day. Vince is going to fire Cena anyway for attacking Laurinaitis. here comes HHH, it looks like he is going to take over for Vince ... but RUSSO SWERVE, there's a higher power that overruled the directors ... HHH's daughter Aurora Rose Levesque is a very high stockholder! HHH's and Stephanies kids are now the anonymous RAW GM and take over while Vince takes a break.
Cena can't be fired though as Aurora Rose Levesque is secretly part of the Cenation. Cena though is forced to compete on the next season of NXT to get his job back ..... and his pro is David Otunga.
CM Punk eventually re-signs after HHH's daughter brings back the Ice Cream bars and Punk goes on to feud with Scotty Goldman for the title. eventually the finger poke of doom occurs and Punk pins Scotty Goldman for the title in another SWERVE as Goldman and Punk were working together the whole time!
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Jul 20, 2011 15:30:21 GMT -5
Somehow two warring factions will be created and also Russo gets in charge of something onscreen.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 20, 2011 15:39:48 GMT -5
Stephanie announces she's pregnant again, but the father turns out to be CM Punk.
Later, she announces she's having twins, and somehow one of them looks like Punk and the other looks like Cena.
Punk and Cena face off in the first ever Child Support Casket Match. Whoever gets stuck in the casket ends up losing half of his check to the kids.
HHH runs in and tosses both Punk and Cena inside the casket. He then calls out Undertaker for a rematch of WM XXVII. Taker accepts, but not before revealing he is pregnant with Vince's son, and somehow company bylaws state that the fetus will be in charge of WWE once he/she is born.
HHH and Taker have a "Loser gets an abortion" match. If HHH loses, he must stick his sledgehammer inside his cornhole.
All this is happening while a drunk Vince McMahon runs around the ring wearing a hospital gown and yelling gibberish. At some point, Scott Hall joins him for no apparent reason.
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Post by sinisjecht on Jul 20, 2011 15:54:23 GMT -5
Stephanie announces she's pregnant again, but the father turns out to be CM Punk. Later, she announces she's having twins, and somehow one of them looks like Punk and the other looks like Cena. Punk and Cena face off in the first ever Child Support Casket Match. Whoever gets stuck in the casket ends up losing half of his check to the kids. HHH runs in and tosses both Punk and Cena inside the casket. He then calls out Undertaker for a rematch of WM XXVII. Taker accepts, but not before revealing he is pregnant with Vince's son, and somehow company bylaws state that the fetus will be in charge of WWE once he/she is born. HHH and Taker have a "Loser gets an abortion" match. If HHH loses, he must stick his sledgehammer inside his cornhole. All this is happening while a drunk Vince McMahon runs around the ring wearing a hospital gown and yelling gibberish. At some point, Scott Hall joins him for no apparent reason. Haha, brilliant |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jul 20, 2011 15:58:43 GMT -5
Vince is actually the son of Triple H and Stephanie is the bastard child from an affair Vince had with Punk.
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Post by Cam on Jul 20, 2011 16:00:47 GMT -5
Triple H announces that since he's in charge, he's gonna give the fans what they want. He quickly turns heel and cuts a promo on all the guys that are under 40 in the WWE, saying they couldn't headline a flea market. He says people bought WM27 for him and Taker, no one else.
He then introduces his new stable, Game, featuring himself, Stephanie McMahon, Kane, Sin Cara, Ezekiel Jackson and Randy Orton. Orton calls CM Punk an asshole, but says he's an asshole himself so he respects what CM Punk has done. Asshole. Sin Cara says nothing and stays in the background with syringe in hand, Ezekiel Jackson begins acting like the IC title is a chain and starts bullying Trent Barreta and Yoshi Tatsu while Kane clutches HBK's HOF ring given to him by HHH.
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