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Post by Pasadena Sandwich on Jul 6, 2011 7:36:07 GMT -5
 TONIGHT, CHRISJUN, YOU FACE OFF AGAINST REY MYSTERIO, THE WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN MARK HENRY AND...THE VIPER RANDY ARTAN! [[]Waaaahhhhhhh! [/url]][/center] |
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Post by greeby on Jul 6, 2011 7:48:39 GMT -5
You're not the only one who noticed:
Highest SD rating this year
25/02/11: 2.31 (Edge and Kelly Kelly v Drew McIntyre and Vickie Guerrero. Vickie gets fired)
Lowest SD rating this year
01/07/11: 1.63
numbers courtesy of gerweck.net
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2011 9:09:03 GMT -5
No Hold on a minute there playas? No It seeeeems to me? No we don't do things that way around here? No holla holla holla?
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Jul 6, 2011 9:11:57 GMT -5
We gonna have ourselves a tag teeeeeeeeeaaamm match!
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jul 6, 2011 9:24:46 GMT -5
You would think he'd plan matches before each show really. Unless he just waits in the back, hoping for at least 4 wrestlers to get into a heated argument for the opening segment.
But yeah, they need to mix it up on that show.
"Now hold on a minute playas. Now I'm in charge of Smackdown, and I say that Christian, you will go one-on-one with...SHEAMUS! Now that's not all. It won't be a wrestling match man, it'll be a chili cook-off! HOLLA HOLLA!
And as for you, Orton and Mark Henry - don't think I've forgotten about you two. Tonight the two of you will compete in an egg and spoon race! If Henry wins, he will face Orton for the title at the pay-per-view. If Orton wins, he gets to make an omlette on your face! Now can I get another holla!"
Cole: "This is ridiculous!"
Booker: "WHAT DA HAYUL!"
Mathews: "Um...yeah."
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Post by miffy on Jul 6, 2011 11:02:23 GMT -5
Does Teddy Long keep calling him Kristen or am I just hearing it wrong?
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Post by 4real on Jul 6, 2011 11:07:07 GMT -5
Does Teddy Long keep calling him Kristen or am I just hearing it wrong? That's what it sounds like he's saying to me. I wish Christian would pull him up on that. |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 6, 2011 11:16:46 GMT -5
The writing for Teddy Long is hilariously predictable. I was watching the Peoples' Choice Raw live (I don't get the chance to do that much) with a friend of mine and I said to him 'now all we need is Teddy Long to come out and say 'HOLD ON A MINUTE, PLAYA''. I hadn't even finished the sentence before his music hit.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Jul 6, 2011 11:28:16 GMT -5
Can you imagine if things in the late 80's were like they are now, we would've gotten endless: Hogan & Beefcake or Hogan & Savage vs. Zeus or Earthquake or Dino Bravo or Bossman or Akeem or somebody tag team matches on Smackdown, I have a feeling that the old days wouldn't be so fondly remembered.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 6, 2011 11:45:18 GMT -5
We gonna have ourselves a tag teeeeeeeeeaaamm match! And it is going to be... Christian... ...teaming up with Mark Henry... (Christian and Henry stare quizzically at each other) ...versus the team of... ...REY MYSTERIO... ...AND RANDY ORTON!!!! (heels react with shock and awe, as they never expected Orton and Mysterio to be the other team, maybe expecting Curt Hawkins and Hornswoggle) |
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 6, 2011 11:49:33 GMT -5
Titus O'Neill and Michael Tarver should be repackaged as the new masked DOOM
Teddy Long as manager
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Post by nm on Jul 6, 2011 11:51:41 GMT -5
TONIGHT, CHRISJUN, YOU FACE OFF AGAINST REY MYSTERIO, THE WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN MARK HENRY AND...THE VIPER RANDY ARTAN! [[]Waaaahhhhhhh! [/url][/quote] Booker T: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW |
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Post by potpie on Jul 6, 2011 14:29:29 GMT -5
And don't forget:
Cole: Oh, that's Daniel Bryan. He's a nerd. He's a dweeb. Eww, he's a vegan!
Booker: That Wade Barrett- he's in my fave five.
Matthews: ........(probably has a permanent look of 'I hate my job' on his face)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2011 14:46:51 GMT -5
I want Teddy Long to be revealed to be a robot; he's giving his usual speech to Christian or someone but when he says "Playa" he short circuits, and says "playa, playa, playa, playa, playa..." ever faster until he begins to shake violently and explodes.
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Post by may19th on Jul 6, 2011 14:54:42 GMT -5
WAIT... WAIT WAIT WAIT
That's not how we do things round here playas. If you four can't keep yourselves under control, then I'm gonna make this a TAG TEAM MATCH.
That should be on his gravestone. Hopefully soon.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jul 6, 2011 15:12:03 GMT -5
And then, as the cherry on top, YEAH GET OUT OF MY WAY I'M COMING THUNDER LIGHTNING FIGHTIN I'M INVITING YOU ALL TO THE STORM!  (I wanted a GIF of Teddy dancing, but this one made me laugh more." |
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Post by derangedhermit on Jul 6, 2011 15:18:06 GMT -5
WAIT... WAIT WAIT WAIT That's not how we do things round here playas. If you four can't keep yourselves under control, then I'm gonna make this a TAG TEAM MATCH. That should be on his gravestone. Hopefully soon. And you know who will be at his funeral? THE UNDERTAKER |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2011 15:29:47 GMT -5
If I were Teddy Long I'd be really sick of being on the B Show all these years. You'd THINK he woulda got promoted to Raw long ago, what with all the turnover the GM position has had there. He's probably just given up any sort of hope and lives in some sort of Groundhog Day scenario
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Post by klapaucius on Jul 6, 2011 15:45:53 GMT -5
You know its the Mack militant.
Coming to get it on.
Oh oh-oh
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Post by FailedGimmick on Jul 6, 2011 18:12:50 GMT -5
You're not the only one who noticed: Highest SD rating this year 25/02/11: 2.31 (Edge and Kelly Kelly v Drew McIntyre and Vickie Guerrero. Vickie gets fired) Lowest SD rating this year 01/07/11: 1.63 numbers courtesy of gerweck.net What this tells me is Kelly Kelly = Ratings. |
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