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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2011 7:01:26 GMT -5
In recent memory, R-Truth getting blown up and Alex Riley attacking Percy Watson in the finale of NXT2 have got to be among my favorite moments.
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Post by Cam on Aug 21, 2011 7:04:29 GMT -5
Regal at the end of NXT Season 1, when he kept calling Matt Hardy "Eugene" and Christian "Benjamin Button" amongst other completely random statements. That was amazing. "You know better Kermit, and you Eugene!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2011 7:14:50 GMT -5
The entirety of NXT Season 3.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 21, 2011 7:57:16 GMT -5
"Hey Stone-ah Cold, I brought you a paper bag, so you can act-ah your way out of it!"
And someone already mentioned the Dirt Sheet, I think the funniest thing WWE has ever done for me was: "Oh for goodness sake-uh, they call me Undertaker, and I use Castrol GTX,YEAHHH!"
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Post by PTBartman on Aug 21, 2011 8:29:03 GMT -5
JBL and Godzilla Anytime Regal calls someone Sunshine or Seamus calls some one Fella. Don't know why but that cracks me up. Mean Gene's dry serious "profesional" sideline segments. Kane's promo with Hogan and I think Edge Kane and RVD hungry hungry hippo The one and only time the Bush Whackers referred to their fans as "all our little whackers out there"
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Post by jp49er80 on Aug 21, 2011 8:30:07 GMT -5
'But I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the...Kings in May!' BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by MOONDOG on Aug 21, 2011 8:31:47 GMT -5
Chavo botching the 619 is one of my all-time fave moments.
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Post by JDviant on Aug 21, 2011 8:38:01 GMT -5
Not sure, maybe when RAW was going to Philly, and Santino was told there's be a special guest to see him, and he replies with "Who?Tom Hanks with the AIDS?"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2011 8:50:41 GMT -5
Hardest I've ever laughed was when Sid Justice was marching his way through jobbers on the road to taking on Hulk Hogan at WM VIII. He had one guy on a stretcher up the aisle. Sid showed the camera a sort of necklace that said "Call 911" around the guy's neck and just pushed him into the ringpost. The guy flying off the stretcher had us laughing so hard, we'd constantly be rewinding that bit on the tape just to laugh some more. A lot of Steve Austin's early "Stone Cold" interviews were hilarious. "You complain about always getting screwed, well son, I ain't bringing a condom to the ring." (To Hogan) "Are you ready?" (To Rock) "Are you ready?" IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE READY! (I honestly didn't see that one coming. That was funny.) Kane & Rob Van Dam being interviewed by Coachman was pretty hilarious. I just bought Kane's DVD and found that as an extra. Kane, really angry, vowing revenge on X-Pac. Then there's Rob "translating". "Kane says he looks forward to ironing out all his issues, in the spirit of competition." Kane: "Even if I have to do it myself." RVD: "OR! With your new trusted tag team partner, Rob. Van Dam." Kane didn't like being mocked. RVD insisted he was trying to get him to ease up. He and Coach were getting Kane to find his inner child/happy place. Coach singing "It's A Small World" and Kane choking him out, leaving Coach in a pile of himself on the floor. RVD: " 'It's a Small World'? Dude, what have you been smoking?"
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Post by dav on Aug 21, 2011 8:57:54 GMT -5
At the Royal Rumble "Where is Riley?"
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Post by Lick Ness Monster on Aug 21, 2011 9:10:26 GMT -5
Probably during Rob Conway's first match with the "Conman" gimmick, particularly the priceless moment where Venis knocks his glasses off and Conway acts like the source of his Superman-like powers has been taken away.
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Post by Quote the Tozz, Nevermore. on Aug 21, 2011 9:10:55 GMT -5
The Heidenrape incident. I've never laughed at anything so much in WWE. Also, Sheamus and Arn Anderson and "circling empty buttholes." Takes a close second. ;D
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Aug 21, 2011 9:17:13 GMT -5
What made this even more hilarious was how Cole and Tazz were acting super serious.
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Post by White Trash Lucha on Aug 21, 2011 9:18:21 GMT -5
When Mick Foley got The Rock with his own catchphrase, asking him how it makes him feel to be WWF Champion again. Cutting him off with "IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW IT MAKES YOU FEEL, YEAH!!" And proceeded to run around the ring chanting "Foley! Foley!" nonstop with the crowd joining in, I was in stitches.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Aug 21, 2011 9:23:55 GMT -5
I think it was at Backlash 2003. Big Show swinging Rey on a stretcher into the ringpost like a baseball bat.
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Aug 21, 2011 9:49:07 GMT -5
Before Bragging Rights a couple of Years ago, Dx were going through the team they assembled to represent Raw. Shawn gets to Jack Swagger:
*Swagger grinning like a jackass totally oblivous* "Jack Swagger. The All American, American, American,American, American, American, American, American."
Then later on Kofi asks if their are any questions:
Hunter: "I have a question. In fact, I have a big problem......Aren't you supposed to be JAMACIAN?
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Aug 21, 2011 9:50:44 GMT -5
Mine was Avast virus database has been updated The whole Punk Nash Promo
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Post by Gummydavidson on Aug 21, 2011 9:51:29 GMT -5
Ric Flair's backstage segment at Unforgiven 2005
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Post by Just Jay on Aug 21, 2011 10:04:30 GMT -5
Ready for some NXT3 Quotes?
Cole: This simmering rivalry is only 45 minutes old. Will it be resolved! ?
Josh: You know this is fake right? Cole: IT IS?
After Aksana slaps Goldust Cole: Well, looks like Goldust is gonna have to go back on the internet now.
Josh: This is about as entertaining as Striker's career.
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Post by sebulba on Aug 21, 2011 10:08:40 GMT -5
Vince giving the ring apron a running knee-strike at Royal Rumble, then attempting to stand and falling on his ass....
During the Jericho-Kane feud, Y2J referring to the Big Red Machine as: "The coffee-fearing Kane"
JR's: "...and The Rock has just pushed Billy Gunn's face into that large woman's ass!!"
The segment in Las Vegas where a fan catches Foley and Snow with the Rock's trademarked "IT DOESN'T MATTER..." spot and then gets chased out of the casino bay an irate Mick and Al...
there's many more, but I don't have time to write them all...
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