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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2011 10:15:21 GMT -5
Before Bragging Rights a couple of Years ago, Dx were going through the team they assembled to represent Raw. Shawn gets to Jack Swagger: *Swagger grinning like a jackass totally oblivous* "Jack Swagger. The All American, American, American,American, American, American, American, American." Then later on Kofi asks if their are any questions: Hunter: "I have a question. In fact, I have a big problem......Aren't you supposed to be JAMACIAN? I loved that whole segment. Also what first got me really into Cody's mic work.
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Post by Hanz Moleman on Aug 21, 2011 10:17:06 GMT -5
Can't believe its taken this long:
JBL and Cole as Hall and Oates. That is all.
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Post by theryno665 on Aug 21, 2011 10:20:01 GMT -5
Regal at the end of NXT Season 1, when he kept calling Matt Hardy "Eugene" and Christian "Benjamin Button" amongst other completely random statements. That was amazing. "You know better Kermit, and you Eugene!" R-Truth: "Shut up, you got a mask on!" That whole segment was brilliant, topped off with CM Punk not giving a a crap and just walking out.
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Post by baresolid on Aug 21, 2011 10:20:15 GMT -5
Any love for Sexy Kurt? When I first saw that I actually collapsed on the floor with laughter. The whole 15-20 minute segment was pure gold.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2011 10:26:38 GMT -5
Funaki and TAKA Michinoku celebrating a pinfall at the WM Hardcore Battle Royal. Finkel: "Ladies and gentlemen, the NEW Hardcore champion...Funaki!"
Jim Ross: "Looks like Funaki got to the dinner table first! And TAKA just knocked down his buddy!" (Funaki runs out of the ring, TAKA follows, grabs his Japanese flag and leads the roster in chasing Funaki to the back. Jerry Lawler is there mimicking Bugs Bunny/Tom & Jerry "chase music".)
Thrasher taking shots from almost everybody after he won was amusing, too. Faarooq had a 10-foot pipe and Lawler's all "Oh NO don't hit him with that!" JR: "Thrasher's almost like a human video game!" King: "He's more like 'Frogger'; he's just trying to make it across the street!"
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Post by abundantchoice on Aug 21, 2011 10:36:23 GMT -5
I have to agree with whoever said Booker & Goldust At The Movies. I'm laughing right now even thinking about it!
Also, sure it's in poor taste, but Show on top of the coffin being dragged behind Bossman's car while Bossman is shouting "you're a big nasty bastard!" over the loudspeakers as they drive through the cemetary..absolutely hilarious...if any clip needed a "Yakety Sax" overdub, it's that one.
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Aug 21, 2011 10:42:20 GMT -5
The Hardcore title antics at WrestleMania 18. When you're 7 years old and see Hurricane swinging from a rope into Spike Dudley, Al Snow driving a golf cart with Teddy Long in the back and crashing into a pile of boxes, Molly Holly whacking Hurricane with a frying pan, and Christian getting his bags stolen by Maven, it was 100% hilarity all throughout. THIS is why the Hardcore title needs to come back.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2011 10:46:51 GMT -5
"The Hardys? RVD, the Rock? Yo, man, y'all outta Booka' T cups? Yeah, I thought so!"
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Aug 21, 2011 10:49:42 GMT -5
Sheamus vowing to rip Daniel Bryan's head off and f*** Gail Kim.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Aug 21, 2011 10:51:22 GMT -5
Austin, Angle and Vince's backstage skits during the Invasion were the best. Cowboy hats, guitars, cookies etc, etc.
Want to laugh? Those are the segments to watch.
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Post by molson5 on Aug 21, 2011 11:07:37 GMT -5
Some Vince hilarity:
Vince just walking to the ring with that strut was hilarious until I got used to it. Sometimes when a non-wrestling fan sees it for the first time and loses it I remember how ridiculous and funny it is.
During the Hogan/Vince mania match, a camera catching bloodied Vince slowly rise his face over the ring apron from the outside, holding a crowbar with that ridiculous smile. I've seen that one crack up a room.
Vince's limo breaking down and Vince trying to ride the limo driver like a horsey to get to the arena.
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Post by Just Jay on Aug 21, 2011 11:09:50 GMT -5
That one interview where Triple H promises no to hurt JR, asks him what he thinks of him, and promptly breaks his arm.
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Post by the Black Snow on Aug 21, 2011 11:34:08 GMT -5
Austin, Angle and Vince's backstage skits during the Invasion were the best. Cowboy hats, guitars, cookies etc, etc. Want to laugh? Those are the segments to watch. We don't need no stinking BADGES!
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Aug 21, 2011 11:37:49 GMT -5
A lot of good ones already mentioned.
-When Finlay and Hornwoggle were feuding with Boogeyman and lil Boogeyman, there was a promo where Finlay was trying to keep Hornswoggle's courage up.
Finlay: you're not afraid of the boogeyman, are you? Hornswoggle: (shakes head nonono) Finlay: you're not afraid of the Little Boogeyman, are you? Hornswoggle: (nodnodnod) Finlay: what about him? Hornswoggle: Little people are SCARY!!
or RVD coming out to "praise" triple H, topping it with "Dude, YOU can SPIT some WATER!" then goes into glorious detail with it, ending with his shoulders hunched and his face scrunched up, trying to do Angry HHH... "lookit me, I'm Mr. Muscle & Fitness, grrr..."
The dudleys stealing Jericho and Christian's bags one Raw was hilarious, but funnier was the following week when Christian and Jericho are plotting in their locker room... and you see their bags CHAINED in place.
Eddie Guerrero stealing Flair's Rumble pick.... AND his wallet at a Rumble. Funnier still when Teddy knew Eddie had Flair's wallet but Flair didn't.
Charlie Haas as JBL was one of his best "impersonations".
DX getting green paint dumped on the Spirit Squad (to which I yelled at the tv, "You Can't Do That on Raw!")
Chris Jericho meets Santino (Santito, Santoko, Santokyo, Sandinista, San Luis Obispo?)
Plenty more, I'm sure...
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Post by therealsk on Aug 21, 2011 11:37:54 GMT -5
Many of John Cena's early rap promos.
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Post by The Ichi on Aug 21, 2011 11:56:24 GMT -5
"JBL is Poopy"
No, I'm being dead serious. The absurdity of it combined with people on the 'net sounding the riot horns and flipping out over those three words had me in a laughing fit for days.
...And of course, it later gave us "GOOD ONE JOHRN"
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Aug 21, 2011 11:59:36 GMT -5
"JBL is Poopy" No, I'm being dead serious. The absurdity of it combined with people on the 'net sounding the riot horns and flipping out over those three words had me in a laughing fit for days. ...And of course, it later gave us "GOOD ONE JOHRN" Same here. I'm convinced that was done not because of some silly PG guidelines, but just to f*** with people on the net.
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Post by kayfabulous on Aug 21, 2011 13:12:33 GMT -5
I just watched that Shane-Orton video. Orton's promo delivery was ridiculous. Also, Shane is crazy.
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Post by Cronant on Aug 21, 2011 13:15:24 GMT -5
"Take me, T-T-Take me"
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Post by King Boo on Aug 21, 2011 13:16:29 GMT -5
Triple H's Conan attire from that one Wrestlemania. I watched that in a bar and literally laughed for a good 5 minutes straight. I STILL laugh at this. And Cena looking like Secret Squirrel. The one and only time the Bush Whackers referred to their fans as "all our little whackers out there" On some old PPV I about died when The Bushwhackers were coming down the aisle and I hear Monsoon say something to the effect of "The Bushwhackers, licking and whacking their way through the WWF." I think it was at Backlash 2003. Big Show swinging Rey on a stretcher into the ringpost like a baseball bat. YES.
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