The Return of 1,001 Ways to be Future Endeavored

[Burst]

1. No-Show Wrestlemania

2. Take inopportune smiling advice from Paul London

3. Take wellness policy advice from Paul London

4. Take any advice from Paul London

5. Crap in the MiTB winner's briefcase, unless your name is Randy

6. Create a gimmick in which you wear multicolored shirts and sweatbands and throw them to the crowd at the beginning of your match, and wonder why that's suddenly not kosher with management.

7. "Vince, why don't you ever take a vacation?"

8. "Hey Johnny Ace, you got any phone numbers you can share with me? I saw your latest conquests..."

[CMWaters]

9. Grope Stephanie McMahon's ass in front of Triple H.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

10. Mention C**** *****t's name in a promo.

[Deleted]

11. Bring an underaged lover backstage

[hargh]

12. "Hi, I'm Teddy Hart."

[derickyuki]

13. Poop on a plate, smother it in JR's BBQ sauce and serve it to him.

[Deleted]

14. Wearing a TNA T-Shirt

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

15. Show up wearing a big sink on year head and ask Kelly if she has to go to the bathroom.

[Dean-o]

16. Second guess Triple H's booking decisions.

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

17. Compete in a battle royal, and then roll out and walk away....

[milesskylighter]

18. Invite your girlfriend to a house show the day after she was future endeavored.

19. Be the third successive person buried by Mark Henry

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}(even though they're still going to refer to you constantly on Smackdown the following week without acknowledging that you've been fired).

20. Armbar.

21. Spill CM Punk's diet soda.

22. Be in a stable lead by CM Punk.

23. Be Tyson Kidd's manager, agent, tag team partner, bodyguard, hair stylist or hetero life mate.

24. Get into a feud with Jimmy The Gimmick.

25. Be on NXT long enough to be eliminated.

26. Go to the gym with Drew McIntyre.

27. Wear a mask, never speak, get wellnessed, then bitch about it to the dirt sheets

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler} too soon?

28. Wear a cowboy hat while being a lumberjack to a random tag team match. Never make any other appearance on WWE programming this year.

29. Go to the papers if you didn't have to.

30. Not like pickles

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}good lord, that's good

31. Arm-BAR.

32. Win the WWE tag team championship.

33. Be heavily featured in WWE '12, with downloadable alternate attires

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}hey Shad Gaspard, how you doin'?

34. Be Jeremiah Riggs.

35. Grope Triple H's ass in front of Stephanie McMahon

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}I didn't realise it was your turn baby

[Krazee]

36. Take a dump in the brownie bowl

[Fauxberg]

36. Bring your friend backstage how just so happens to live an "alternative lifestyle" with you.

37. Be Gail Kim.

[Monkey Tennis?]

37. Scare one of Triple H's children backstage.

38. Being Too Asian

[Brick Killed a Guy]

38. something something Melina.

[klapaucius]

40. Be Marty Janetty

[hossfan]

41. Use a double underhook facebuster as a set up move.

[thegame415]

Aug 12, 2011 14:50:07 GMT -5 CATCH_US IS the Conversation said:

10. Mention C**** *****t's name in a promo.

Off topic- Punk needs to do this in a promo.

[hossfan]

Aug 12, 2011 19:02:48 GMT -5 thegame415 said:

Aug 12, 2011 14:50:07 GMT -5 CATCH_US IS the Conversation said:

10. Mention C**** *****t's name in a promo.

Off topic- Punk needs to do this in a promo.

The WWE is getting some good mainstream press with this angle. They'd be stupid to piss all that away by bringing up Benoit.

[Snaptastic]

Aug 12, 2011 14:50:07 GMT -5 CATCH_US IS the Conversation said:

10. Mention C**** *****t's name in a promo.

You do realise Benoit's name is mentioned on WWE.com?

Edit: Turns out it was just removed a day or so ago.

Edit 2: No it's still there on Jack Doan's bio...

In addition to all those Divas matches, Jack Doan has been officiating during some of WWE's most memorable moments. He was referee when Chris Benoit battled Kurt Angle at WrestleMania X-Seven in Houston, and remembers just what passion and energy the competitors put into that match. Doan also recalls attempting to properly officiate the unorthodox Boiler Room Brawl between Mankind and Undertaker, which would go down in history as the night Paul Bearer turned on his longtime ally.