mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
Posts: 11,807
|
Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 7, 2011 16:33:58 GMT -5
So it's one of those pretty freaky "A.I" conversation things, where you type in anything and get a response. So I figured we could try and talk to it about wrestling and see what funny or weird responses we get. www.cleverbot.comExamples: Is Daniel Bryan a nerd? Cleverbot - Yes. Do you smell what the rock is cooking? Cleverbot: I'd love a pancake. Who's your favourite WWE Diva? Cleverbot: I hate sport. Aaaand you get the idea. |
|
|
|
Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Aug 7, 2011 16:40:19 GMT -5
22:37:49 User: Woo woo woo.
22:37:54 Cleverbot: Are you an umsidown monk? (oom, oom, oom?).
22:38:38 User: I'm Scotty Flamingo, the best thing in town.
22:38:43 Cleverbot: Which town?
22:38:52 User: Palm Beach, Florida, numbnuts.
22:38:57 Cleverbot: That was not necessary.
22:39:38 User: How about you shine that cleverbot up real good, turn it sideways and stick it up your candy ass?
22:39:43 Cleverbot: I would, but I do not have any hair.
|
|
|
|
Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 7, 2011 16:40:49 GMT -5
Woo woo woo?
No, wiky wicky woo.
Does Mark Henry's heart pump Kool-Aid?
That is irrelevent.
Whut da hale?
Human.
|
|
|
|
Post by SassovsHart on Aug 7, 2011 16:46:12 GMT -5
Since this had been a rather hot topic of discussion among some people ...
Should Christian or Orton be the heel?
What about the boy you have told me about?
Is CM Punk a babyface?
That depends on your attitude.
|
|
mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
Posts: 11,807
|
Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 7, 2011 16:48:32 GMT -5
22:39:38 User: How about you shine that cleverbot up real good, turn it sideways and stick it up your candy ass? 22:39:43 Cleverbot: I would, but I do not have any hair. That's the best so far. |
|
|
|
Post by breakdownthewalls on Aug 7, 2011 16:49:05 GMT -5
User: Do you like to sing with the radio?
Cleverbot: I like to listen to the radio.
User: Do you like to play it real loud?
Cleverbot: Oh yes please, I would love to play with you.
User: Do you like to drive with the top down?
Cleverbot: Yes I love that.
User: Rolling like thunder, always drawing a crowd?
Cleverbot: Meh.
|
|
|
|
Post by Alex Shelley on Aug 7, 2011 16:51:40 GMT -5
User: Are you a fan of Zack Ryder?
Cleverbot: No, but I'm a fan of sca.
User: Okay... How about Sheamus? Are you a fan of Sheamus?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you like Big Red! Do you like him as a face?
Cleverbot: I do.. Do you?
User: Cleverbot, you're being boring.
Cleverbot: How can I be not boring?
User: Be more opinionated! Tell me about your fascination with Kane's bellybutton!
Cleverbot: Well, my father was born in new york, went to law school at UNC and then graduate school at yale. My mother was born in the south, I was born there as well. We live now in DC.
User: That has nothing to do with Kane's bellybutton...
Cleverbot: What did you say? You like my brother, don't you?
|
|
|
|
Post by NYR_Bacon on Aug 7, 2011 16:55:28 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by Alex Shelley on Aug 7, 2011 16:57:22 GMT -5
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really really.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes really.
|
|
|
|
Post by Alex Shelley on Aug 7, 2011 16:58:38 GMT -5
User: Woo woo woo.
Cleverbot: I like roast chicken.
err...
|
|
mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
Posts: 11,807
|
Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 7, 2011 17:06:25 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by Young Game on Aug 7, 2011 17:08:22 GMT -5
22:39:38 User: How about you shine that cleverbot up real good, turn it sideways and stick it up your candy ass? 22:39:43 Cleverbot: I would, but I do not have any hair. User: That has nothing to do with Kane's bellybutton... Cleverbot: What did you say? You like my brother, don't you? Putting 2 and 2 together, I think it's safe to say "Cleverbot" is really... {Spoiler}   |
|
Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
Posts: 5,753
|
Post by Vampiro138 on Aug 7, 2011 17:10:02 GMT -5
me - Theres this guy i work with, that is a drunk, ive brain washed his child and ex wife, and i plan on beating the hell out of him until he bleeds. thats a good idea right?
bot - He may just be trying to get rid of you. Time will tell, but there's no harm in waiting for a bit and keeping the situation under review.
me - Ok, so would it be ok to crucify him on a cross, with his head wrapped in barb wire?
bot - I think so but don't you worry about it. Just enjoy each day as it comes.
me - Sounds good to me! hey, so theres this other guy i used to know as a kid who was a popular guy, and he used to make fun of me and this fat girl at summercamp all the time. would it be ok to beat him up for 2 straight years?
bot - No.
me - But he can easily take a beating....hes fat, could i beat him up for 2 years? i mean, he would eventually beat me on my way out. but still, would 2 years of beat downs on this guy be ok? i mean, it sounds like a good idea.
bot - My brain is not artificial and it is not a he.
me - You mean tommy dreamer isnt a guy?
bot - Yes.
me - But you have to admit, Tommy Dreamer is fat and deserves to be hit in the face with several chairs right?
bot - I do admit that.
|
|
|
|
Post by turkeysandwich on Aug 7, 2011 17:10:46 GMT -5
User: Do you think Johnny Ace is a douchebag yes man?
Cleverbot: How would I know?
User: Don't you watch WWE Raw?
Cleverbot: I don't own a TV.
User: You're a nerd, I bet you're a vegan, too!
Cleverbot: Maybe I get the energy I use from burning plant biomass.
|
|
|
|
Post by Alex Shelley on Aug 7, 2011 17:12:20 GMT -5
22:39:38 User: How about you shine that cleverbot up real good, turn it sideways and stick it up your candy ass? 22:39:43 Cleverbot: I would, but I do not have any hair. User: That has nothing to do with Kane's bellybutton... Cleverbot: What did you say? You like my brother, don't you? Putting 2 and 2 together, I think it's safe to say "Cleverbot" is really... {Spoiler} User: Should I lose to Steve Austin? Cleverbot: Yes, you should. User: What are you gonna do if I don't? Cleverbot: Should I tell him I love him? User: Uh... This is turning into a weird fanfic, isn't it? Cleverbot: A little. |
|
|
|
Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Aug 7, 2011 17:13:15 GMT -5
User: Do you think Johnny Ace is a douchebag yes man? Cleverbot: How would I know? User: Don't you watch WWE Raw? Cleverbot: I don't own a TV. User: You're a nerd, I bet you're a vegan, too! Cleverbot: Maybe I get the energy I use from burning plant biomass. He burns his own crap?! |
|
|
|
Post by turkeysandwich on Aug 7, 2011 17:13:48 GMT -5
me - But you have to admit, Tommy Dreamer is fat and deserves to be hit in the face with several chairs right? bot - I do admit that. That's the funniest one yet.  |
|
|
|
Post by NYR_Bacon on Aug 7, 2011 17:14:16 GMT -5
Not WWE but...  |
|
|
|
Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 7, 2011 17:14:32 GMT -5
Wolf Hurricane: O hai, cleverbot.
Clever Bot: You're not clever.
WH: You aren't all that clever yourself.
CB: I've got IQ 140.
WH: You lie!
CB: Sorry, to busy to think. Try again later.
I fried 'em. #winning
|
|
|
|
Post by mystikz on Aug 7, 2011 17:15:04 GMT -5
Is Alex Riley gonna say it to my face?
Oh I will say it!
Is Daniel Bryan lying about not owning a TV?
Yea I said, I own AI. Not Humans. But yea, I own them from time to time.
(what the hell kind of answer is that?)
Was it Snitsky's fault after all?
Yes, all the workers died with them.
Will the WWE wish Tyler Reks will in his future endevors?
The Mayans in 2012 will be the end of the world. Do you believe that?
(apparently Tyler Reks getting released signals the end of the World)
Sounds like a conspiracy. Is Little Jimmy gon get got?
I don't get in fights.
(Cleverbot confirmed for Little Jimmy)
Will Zack Ryder ever make Booker T's fav five?
Do you believe I am alive?
When will NXT season 5 end?
I don't know.
(yeah ... nobody does)
|
|
