Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Aug 8, 2011 12:09:58 GMT -5
DISCLAIMER: ALL ACCOUNTS ARE THAT EVE TORRES IS NOT DEAD!
A celebrity "news" website famous for reporting death hoaxes such as Jeff Goldblum falling off a cliff, has reported that Eve Torres has fallen off a cliff in New Zealand.
One positive: She is a big enough star to be considered for a mediawide hoax.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Aug 8, 2011 12:19:50 GMT -5
Why the hell would she be in New Zealand now? They were just there a month ago!
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Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Aug 8, 2011 12:21:32 GMT -5
Because New Zealand has cliffs and she was "filming a movie"
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Post by thecrocksays on Aug 8, 2011 12:23:09 GMT -5
Seems pretty random. I doubt Eve is that well known to anyone outside of the WWE fanbase. My guess is they were just looking for "wrestling chick", looked at the WWE roster, and went with her. It was a tossup between her or Kelly, most likely.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2011 12:34:51 GMT -5
...the hell?
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 8, 2011 12:37:55 GMT -5
Chyna would've been a better choice. She's more well known and has more free time to "shoot a movie in New Zealand". But whatever.
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Post by Young Game on Aug 8, 2011 12:41:45 GMT -5
In other news...  "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead." |
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Magician under the moonlight
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Aug 8, 2011 12:57:18 GMT -5
Seriously, is death somethiong to really something to joke about?
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Post by Cela on Aug 8, 2011 12:59:20 GMT -5
Well seems this was the
Destruction of Eve.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Aug 8, 2011 13:05:12 GMT -5
This is like that fake news report of Perry Saturn jumping off of the Empire State Building.
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Post by WorkingInAColeMine on Aug 8, 2011 13:44:49 GMT -5
They really need to put like a rail in front of that cliff
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Post by breakdownthewalls on Aug 8, 2011 14:21:05 GMT -5
This is like that fake news report of Perry Saturn jumping off of the Empire State Building. I thought that was real, it's just that Saturn survived it  . But yeah, this is a heck of a weird thing to publish a story on. |
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Jimmy
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Post by Jimmy on Aug 8, 2011 18:28:48 GMT -5
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 8, 2011 20:43:21 GMT -5
Seriously, is death somethiong to really something to joke about? A fake death that hasn't actually happened? Yeah, why not? |
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Post by salz4life on Aug 8, 2011 20:58:37 GMT -5
In other news... "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead." Love this post! |
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Post by jrcz on Aug 9, 2011 5:46:34 GMT -5
Seriously, is death somethiong to really something to joke about? Yes But then again, we (czech people) like black and morbid humor. |
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Aug 9, 2011 5:59:33 GMT -5
*looks at disclaimer* *about this web site. (this story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment.* You created that didn't you  |
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