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Post by Pasadena Sandwich on Jul 18, 2011 18:07:44 GMT -5
Discuss that line we always hear and we always love.
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Post by Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby on Jul 18, 2011 18:11:20 GMT -5
My response to it today (in response to an obnoxious teen who loves UFC):
"'Real' isn't the point. You can make fun of it for being stupid, but you can't make fun of it for being fake."
My usual response is:
"Yes. That's why I like it."
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Post by B.B.M on Jul 18, 2011 18:15:37 GMT -5
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jul 18, 2011 18:20:14 GMT -5
Simply put, this is what I do...
Jackass:"You know that wrestling's fake, right?"
Me:"Oh. My. God. It IS?! The next thing you're gonna tell me is that Dr. House isn't really a doctor and is really some British guy!"
That usually shuts them up.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2011 18:31:37 GMT -5
"You're mama faked it last night."
Or "So are your mama's boobs, but you don't hear me complaining."
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Post by NOwave on Jul 18, 2011 19:00:35 GMT -5
When I'm in a pissy mood, I use a line like this:
If I'm in the mood to really try to explain it, I say: "No, It's STAGED, but it's not "fake." It really has 300lb guys flying thru the air. It's more like a duet in ballet than anything else-two performers working together to tell a story with their bodies."
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jul 18, 2011 19:43:04 GMT -5
....or is it?
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Post by Cam on Jul 18, 2011 19:47:58 GMT -5
I just say "So?".
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Post by Starshine on Jul 18, 2011 20:31:32 GMT -5
Me: FAKE? FAKE?
*Tears of jacket and elbow drops it*
Me: FAKE? WOO! WOO! FAKE?
*Flair flop*
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jul 18, 2011 20:49:58 GMT -5
Them: Wrestling's fake.
Me: So are Pamela Anderson's funbags, but I don't mind watching those for 2 hours every Monday and Friday night.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jul 18, 2011 20:55:46 GMT -5
I recently said, "No, UFC is fake. Wrestling is real. The Undertaker could take any of those pussies!"
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 18, 2011 21:18:29 GMT -5
So are stripper tits......doesn't mean I like either any less.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jul 18, 2011 22:46:44 GMT -5
Douche: "Hey dude, wrestling is fake."
Me: "Heh, stop kidding around dude."
Douche: "Um, I'm serious."
Me: "What?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jul 18, 2011 22:49:07 GMT -5
I recently said, "No, UFC is fake. Wrestling is real. The Undertaker could take any of those pussies!" Velasquez vs. Undertaker? Give me 'Taker by gogoplata. |
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jul 18, 2011 23:35:35 GMT -5
I recently said, "No, UFC is fake. Wrestling is real. The Undertaker could take any of those pussies!" Velasquez vs. Undertaker? Give me 'Taker by gogoplata. Pfft. Undertaker via lightning-fingers. DUH! ;D |
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Post by mcclanahan on Jul 19, 2011 0:27:03 GMT -5
Wrestling's not fake...it's controlled chaos
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jul 19, 2011 6:24:40 GMT -5
"You know Christian Bale isn't REALLY Batman, right?"
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Post by mcclanahan on Jul 19, 2011 6:27:23 GMT -5
"You know Christian Bale isn't REALLY Batman, right?" duh...Adam West is Batman...Christian Bale is just a bad actor that makes George Clooney look like batman |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2011 8:04:35 GMT -5
Wrestling's not fake...it's controlled chaos I like that one. I usually just say it's "predetermined". "Yes, it's entertainment. But the injuries are real." |
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Post by jrcz on Jul 19, 2011 8:14:17 GMT -5
That CM Punk gif
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