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Post by lildude8218 on May 14, 2011 19:49:03 GMT -5
Everyone says Joe is being booked poorly right now, so let's come up with some new ideas for the guy.
TNA....or is it Impact Wrestling? receives breaking news that Samoa Joe was slightly injured while visiting a friend of his in Chicago. Word is that he slipped and fell down the stairs hitting his head. He woke up unsure of who he was. After a few minutes searching around the home of his friend Scotty, he now thinks he's Jewish and will only answer to the name Samoa Jew. Also, the Ole Ole Kick will now be called the Dreidel Dreidel Kick.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 14, 2011 19:52:34 GMT -5
Samoa Joe's donuts have been kidnapped by Tommy Dreamer and Matt Hardy. Is he a fat enough dude to rescue the donuts?
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on May 14, 2011 19:56:20 GMT -5
Samoa Joe's donuts have been kidnapped by Tommy Dreamer and Matt Hardy. Is he a fat enough dude to rescue the donuts? classic  With special guest star Chris Harris.  |
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Post by HMARK Center on May 14, 2011 19:56:56 GMT -5
Samoa Joe...
Scott Steiner...
Two cops, two VERY unlikely partners.
But when the chief calls them in with the assignment of the decade...
Chief: "DAMNIT JOE AND SCOTTY, I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU TWO DON'T GET ALONG, WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT PROTECTIN' THE GODDAMN PRESIDENT!"
...They'll have to join forces...
Samoa Joe: "You ready, Roid Rage?"
Steiner: "FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONKNOW WHAT I'M CAPEBULL OF!"
...to save the free world.
Coming soon, the adrenaline pumping action thriller of the summer.
Samoa Joe.
Scott Steiner.
Hands Across the Nation of Violence.
A Michael Bay film, this film is not yet rated.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on May 14, 2011 20:02:17 GMT -5
Samoa Joe, Chris Harris, Matt Hardy, Bully Ray, Tommy Dreamer and Mickie James are all stuck in an elevator.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on May 14, 2011 20:03:33 GMT -5
{Spoiler}Samoa Joe kills you. |
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Post by Domina on May 14, 2011 22:15:40 GMT -5
Samoa Joe finds a time machine backstage and falls into it. Next week, 2005 Samoa Joe walks out of the time machine.
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Post by ________ has left the building on May 15, 2011 6:11:25 GMT -5
Samoa Joe finds a time machine backstage and falls into it. Next week, 2005 Samoa Joe walks out of the time machine. If this only could happen. |
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Post by Pseudonym on May 15, 2011 6:31:34 GMT -5
Samoa Joe starts in hit new action flick where he goes and rescues a group of hostages from the Ninja compound.
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Post by breakdownthewalls on May 15, 2011 8:08:36 GMT -5
How about this shocking booking decision: have Joe win some freakin' matches.
No goofy Green Hornet sidekicks, no machetes, no phallic tattoos.
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Post by vinnysimmo on May 15, 2011 8:23:51 GMT -5
Why bother? He is clearly half-assing it in the ring, and he is clearly out of shape.
I say keep him down the card until he shows that he deserves to be higher.
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Post by Tony Stark on May 15, 2011 12:45:49 GMT -5
Hmmm.. Maybe give Joe a reason to care about his TNA career. Don't blame him for half assing it since TNA pissed on his title reign.
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Post by wrestlinggod13 on May 15, 2011 21:13:07 GMT -5
Hmmm.. Maybe give Joe a reason to care about his TNA career. Don't blame him for half assing it since TNA pissed on his title reign. Exactly. If I were in Joe's position, then I would be mailing it in as well. Why put forth your best effort if your employer isn't going to reward you for it? |
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Post by SAJ Forth on May 15, 2011 22:00:53 GMT -5
To be fair, he did re-sign.
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Post by Hanz Moleman on May 15, 2011 22:29:24 GMT -5
You know, I usually just stick to the WWE section but every now and then I poke my head into the TNA board and you guys never disappoint. However, I spose I'll contribute:
Samoa Joe becomes obsessed with the 80's hit band Hall and Oates and seeks to form a tribute band. However, much to his chagrin, he can't find an Oates and decides to hold a wrestling tournament composed of a group of wrestlers who had been chosen by a couple private eyes, to see if he can find someone worthy of the title of Oates, or if the competition is simply out of touch. Surely, the winner with make Joe's dreams come true.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on May 15, 2011 22:33:01 GMT -5
Maybe he should get kidnapped by some ninjas, and reveal the kidnapper to be Taz... and have Taz lead a new, and improved, Joe out to the ring and be his mouthpiece for one night.
That'll put butts in the seats.
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Post by wrestlinggod13 on May 16, 2011 1:07:35 GMT -5
You know, I usually just stick to the WWE section but every now and then I poke my head into the TNA board and you guys never disappoint. However, I spose I'll contribute: Samoa Joe becomes obsessed with the 80's hit band Hall and Oates and seeks to form a tribute band. However, much to his chagrin, he can't find an Oates and decides to hold a wrestling tournament composed of a group of wrestlers who had been chosen by a couple private eyes, to see if he can find someone worthy of the title of Oates, or if the competition is simply out of touch. Surely, the winner with make Joe's dreams come true. Perhaps his wrestling tournament could be sponsored by a rich girl. On second thought, I can't go for that... |
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Post by Citizen Zero on May 16, 2011 2:52:24 GMT -5
Why bother? He is clearly half-assing it in the ring, and he is clearly out of shape. I say keep him down the card until he shows that he deserves to be higher. Why should he bother? He didn't stop caring 'til he got pushed down the card in the first place. |
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Post by lildude8218 on May 16, 2011 11:13:53 GMT -5
You know, I usually just stick to the WWE section but every now and then I poke my head into the TNA board and you guys never disappoint. However, I spose I'll contribute: Samoa Joe becomes obsessed with the 80's hit band Hall and Oates and seeks to form a tribute band. However, much to his chagrin, he can't find an Oates and decides to hold a wrestling tournament composed of a group of wrestlers who had been chosen by a couple private eyes, to see if he can find someone worthy of the title of Oates, or if the competition is simply out of touch. Surely, the winner with make Joe's dreams come true. Perhaps his wrestling tournament could be sponsored by a rich girl. On second thought, I can't go for that... Then they finally find their guy and Joe sings a line from his favorite Hall and Oates song.... Joe: My partner. Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream. Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream. Make a bad one good make a wrong one right. Power of love that keeps you home at night. yep, he had really been listening to Huey Lewis and the News that entire time. Russo Swerve. |
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