The Non April Fools Edition of Smackdown Captions

[lildude8218]

Granpappy Kurt wanted to know where his dentures were...



Kurt: I SAID....DEAL OR NO DEAL? DAMN IT!



Blind Kurtis Washington loved playing his upright bass.



TWIST OF FATE! TWIST OF FATE!!!



Randal Keith Lechter: I ate his liver and put him in a headlock...



Everyone was shocked when Randy asked Teddy Long to join the rKo Wolfpac.



Chris Benoit desperately plays tug-of-war with Spider-Man to keep his United States title.



This was seconds before Benoit suplexed the Cowboy and seconds after the Policeman. He really hated the Village People.



Aww...someone needs nappy time.



JBL: This is the church. This is the steeple. Open the door and see all the people.



JBL shows that he bought Luger's forearm plate at his garage sale last week.



Ruben Studdard's really let himself go...



Maybe those black contacts weren't such a great idea?



It was around this point in his quest where Mario was sorta missing Bowser.



Boogeymaul shouldn't have eaten so many mashed potatoes all at once.



Sharmell: GAH! My botox is wearing off! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!



MNM and Melina couldn't believe Finlay had the balls to steal the Godfather's cane.



In 6 months time, The Rainbow Coalition will have those Six Man Tag titles.



LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA!

[G✇JI☈A]

Its revealed that Super Crazy was born with a Third Arm.

[shastamcnasty]

"I'm the king of the wooooooorld!!! Oh it's true, it's damn true!!!"



Kurt's helping Orton with his swimming lessons. How nice!!!



Kurt's trying to break up the homoerotic urges between Rey Rey and the ref.



Randy Orton attempting a variation of the C-4



Orton ate too much cheese and is clogged up. Some Metamucil might help him out!!!



Orton " That was my last sour gumball you prick!!!"



Benoit and the ref ate Marios magic mushrooms and grew 15 feet to easily win the ladder match against the paratroopa.



Benoit vs 8-Ball... Everybody's fantasy became reality



Benoit after watching Dawsons Creek... It's okay Chris, Pacey doesn't really have AIDS!!!



Benoit judging the 1st annual Smiling Contest finals between JBL and Jillian.



Random Jobber gets hit with the Armpit Stench From Hell!!!



Looks like Predator bought himself a suit to promote his new movie "Predator vs Lego Men"



That's the look everyone has on their face during a Mark Henry match, how ironic?



Boogeyman "I'm the Boogeyman, and I'm gonna play with your wife!!!"



Boogeyman, you're NOT the one who's supposed to have the white stuff in your mouth!!!



Sharmell "See kids, brush your teeth with Aquafresh and your teeth can look like mine!!!"



One of these things, is not like the other...



MNM guy- Aww, dude, I can see up your loin cloth!!!
Tatanka- BUFFALO!!!



Crazy "Yo Soy In The Zone!!!"

[Ultimo Chocula]

lildude8218 said:

New promotional contest! Throw a pot sticker in Kurt's mouth, and you too can be on WWE's creative staff!



"Cockroach!" SMACK!



In this neighborhood you could get beaten up for those shoes.



RKO or Inverted DDT? You decide.



So 1998 is retro now, eh?



"Because Randy is just toooo sweeeeeet! And that's the bottom line, cuz that's what Randy's cookin'! Whooooo! Who did I forget to rip off?"



"Can the guy in the back row see the belt now? Higher?"



Friday nights at the Blue Oyster club.



"You're giving my spot to who?"



One of these people will see the Larry The Cable Guy movie. Can you guess which one it is?



"Did my Speed Stick wear off?"



"In this hand, there once was a BBQ Burger, which was eaten. And it was deemed delicious."

I don't know where I was going with that.



Watching the Mark Henry Contract Expriration Countdown clock........



The Boogie Man ruins Jessica Rabbit's big debut.



"Does it taste red in here to you?"



Even she can't stand the sound of her own voice.



A pasty Irishman? Yeah, he'll fit in with MNM no problem!



Meanwhile, Stevie Richards sits at home as the No Personality Trio get TV time.



It worked with Angle.

[Jiren]

Kurt: No Randy i wont let you do it, it's not worth
Randy: I'm Watching Basic instinct 2 whether you like it or not


This ref now knows not to eat from the WWE canteen as it's food made him barf up some peculiar things


Randy re enacts everybody's reaction to the climax of the Higher power angle


I never meant to be so bad to you.
One thing i said i would never do.
A look from you and i would fall from grace.
And that would wipe the smile right from my face.

IT WAS THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT


Benoit's recation was the same as every other fans when he heard they were thinking of making Doctor Who a Woman


Mark Henry really impressed everyone with his impression of a man with no talent


Poor boogeyman just watched GAB 91


Damn chilli

[gdm]

Not a caption but why do wrestlers tap when they're not in a match.

[Topher is Human]

Watch as Kurt tries to fit his fist AND the world title in his mouth...


Scuzzlebutt had Patrick Duffy for a leg... Orton has Kurt FREAKING Angle!


Jimmy Corderas was amazed to see the reflection of his bald head in Mysterios mask...


Rey got ALOT of height with that Saving Grace...


Randall realised that fans new he was ripping of the nWo...


Teddy: Ok Randall, your word is Chair
Randall:oh thats easy, F... dammit!


Nick Patrick realised that if he didnt smoke pot during school, he could be the one holding the belt...


Benoit and Animal attempt Tag Team Limbo


uhh... why is half of Benoits face paralysed...


Benoit had trouble guessing what country JBL was impersonating...


JBL gives the term 'smelling victory' a hole new meaning


Mark Henry..............................HEN-AH-REY!


Henry thinks how many bites would it take to eat the camera...


YES! one more win and i go from jobber to lower midcarder!

[joecro2000]

I don't really have a caption but more of a random thought....why the hell does Nitro look like he's friggin ORANGE?

[Save Us.222]

Kurt (Calling to the hot-dog man):Yeah ill take 1 Chilli dog!,ITS TRUE!,OH ITS TRUE!



Randy Ortons take on Christian made Kurt angry



The ref felt hungry and ate Rey,while Angle wanted the legs.



Ross:Bah Gawd Keeng!,Randy Orton has become the re-EEN-carnation of Stawn Coold St-EE-ve A-uw-stein



Bob Orton:I know I cheated on your mom but,erm...I had to!

Randy:YOU BASTARD!



Join the rKo side,young Teddy!



Damn Animal challenges him now Hawk wants it,sheesh!



Benoit:(Thinking)And I thought the gays were gone!



Benoit witnesses the 'special' footage of Lesnar vs Goldberg

Benoit:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



JBL: HAHAHA!,great story Chris!
Benoit:It was the lost diaries of Rocco Rock!,Asshole!




I think JBL's turning Japanese,I think hes turning Japanese,I really think so!



1st There was man,then came burgers!



Mark Henry came to the funeral of the hand,Very,Very Sad!



The Boogeyman ordered to cook for Booker and Sharmell,and told Sharmell that they had to go and see Wrestlemania XIX



Erm..??



Sorry I just cant beat Name Vacant's



Melina fell ill after looking at Finlay too much



Talent? hmm....



Everybody its Ultimate 'Warrior' Crazy!

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

What'chu talking bout talent

[doinksgimp]

i love you this much



GRR
MAKE LOUD NOISES.



seconds later he fell over


Umm Animal dont know how to say this but lose some weight



THERES NO CRYING IN WRESTLING



JBL: that was a good joke.




Its called deodorant dude


Behold my hand



Im mean, im mean, you know what i mean.



wait i thought birchill was the pirate



Boogeyman has rabies



Sharmell: wheres my nose



MNM: umm who are you
Finlay: Im finlay and i love to fight.


Okay tell me if you heard this one an indian, a crybaby, and a generic wrestler win a match...



who hit me with that rock?!