Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Aug 27, 2011 2:41:59 GMT -5
This instant!
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Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
Sacramento Proud
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Post by Toxik916 on Aug 27, 2011 2:46:18 GMT -5
I am the manager!
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Aug 27, 2011 2:48:36 GMT -5
OK.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2011 2:49:29 GMT -5
Well okay.  Sup? |
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Aug 27, 2011 2:58:01 GMT -5
Uhhh...we have vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Aug 27, 2011 3:12:52 GMT -5
You can't be the manager. He's the manager! *points elsewhere.* |
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Post by Larryhausen on Aug 27, 2011 3:51:17 GMT -5
A friend of mine once worked at an indie record store. He once told me that if anybody ever complained about the sales guys attitude, the store manager would get involved, but would act like he was an assistant manager.
When the angry customer demanded to speak to the store manager, said guy would do the Mime Walking Down Stairs routine, then hide under the counter and hold up a Grimace Puppet.
That was the Store Manager.
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Aug 27, 2011 4:22:01 GMT -5
Yeah well I want to speak to the manager first and like since I wanted to first you have to get in line behind me so hah!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 27, 2011 11:06:29 GMT -5
I'm the assistant manager, I tell you what.
Now what is the nature of your propane emergency?
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 27, 2011 11:09:16 GMT -5
Well I'm the owner, and I want you off my property!
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Aug 27, 2011 11:18:14 GMT -5
Uhhh...we have vanilla, chocolate and strawberry. "But I wanted to know, are your shakes real or made from shake mix?" |
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Post by Dave the Dave on Aug 27, 2011 11:22:45 GMT -5
A guy I used to work with got fired from Kmart for this gem:
"A manager? Why do you want just want? I'll get 5 of them you old bitty," and then pages, " We need a manager or 2 up front to help some cranky old lady, she needs to save another twenty cents. f*** this, I quit."
He then threw down the phone, flipped off the lady and left. Needless to say, I was never happier at work.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Aug 27, 2011 12:15:47 GMT -5
 Guess what, *****, I am the manager!!!!! |
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Krazee
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Krazee on Aug 27, 2011 12:16:48 GMT -5
Spoiler Alert: there is no manager  |
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2011 12:18:39 GMT -5
You can't be the manager. He's the manager! *points elsewhere.* Don't point at me! I just work here!  |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 27, 2011 12:21:21 GMT -5
at my job, that particular exchange actually happens a lot more than you would think. |
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Post by jrcz on Aug 27, 2011 12:30:07 GMT -5
I demand to spear your manager!
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Aug 27, 2011 12:57:41 GMT -5
I'll punch him in the nose, unless he's got the aids.
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Renslayer
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
every time i come around your city...
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Post by Renslayer on Aug 27, 2011 13:42:07 GMT -5
I am the manager, unless you wanna speak to the President of PopCopy but I've never seen him so you'd be helpin' me out.
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