TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 5, 2012 21:42:54 GMT -5
Aries with a plancha.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 5, 2012 21:43:40 GMT -5
Aries with a roll-up, feet on the ropes!
Because seriously, I shouldn't have won that. Great promo, Spartan. I'll have something up later as a dotcom exclusive to make up for not doing anything for the show. (With Aries, at least.)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 21:49:02 GMT -5
Sorensen takes Aries down and goes for the corkscrew moonsault but Aries rolls out of the way. Aries then hits the Brainbuster and follows up with a 450 splash
1…
2…
3!
JB: Here is your winner, Austin Aries!
Robbie E comes out onto the stage and stares Aries down. Aries stares right back.
West: Man, I’m so conflicted. I dunno who I want to win this Sunday. Tenay: Really? West: No, A Double. Definitely A Double. Tenay: You sure? West: Yeah. Sorta. Tenay: Well let’s go to JB for our next award.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, our next award is for Feud of the Year and the nominees are as follows:
AJ Styles v Raven Daffney v Mickie James Jeff Jarrett v Kurt Angle Samoa Joe v Brutus Magnus
And the winner is…AJ Styles v Raven!
So here we are. Apparently the only award that I'm good enough for is a feud which ruined my life, almost destroyed my marriage and brought me to the brink. Apparently that's all I'm good for. I got screwed over again by Shatter and Mercer. Do I get another shot? No. We don't even get the chance to earn another match. I'm supposed to be the face of TNA and I'm not even booked on the PPV this Sunday! See that's the problem when you do it all. You end up washed up in your early thirties. Well you know what? I'm outta here.
AJ leaves.
JB: AJ Styles ladies and gentlemen!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 21:52:11 GMT -5
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, Eric Bischoff! Eric Bischoff makes his way to the podium escorted by Christy Hemme. Well, everyone, 2011 has come and passed and a lot has happened. The Chosen. Magnus' title run. Beer Money as a tag team. And of course, Eric's Explanations.
All things that have come and gone in 2011. So many things happen throughout a year, that a lot of it blurs together. But some things stand above.
Moments that transcended everything else. Moments that will always be etched into TNA History. Moments that crossed the lines.A graphic pops up saying "Cross the Line Moment of the year". Our first nomination: Winter possesses Mickie James.Mickie James is standing backstage, looking very impatient. There is a mirror in the background. Where is she?! My match is coming up soon!Brooke Adams walks up to Mickie, an evil look on her face. There you are! Where were you?!Oh…
Ahround…Why are you talking like that?Like whaht, luv?Like…
Wait a minute…
“Luv?”Brooke leans towards the mirror then collapses as Winter appears in the reflection. What the hell…?!Sahrry luv. But there’s no pahssible way Ah ould function in thaht tahletnless bahdy!What are you talking ab-Winter leans towards Mickie then disappears. Wha-?!
Ahahahaha! Excellent!“Winter” looks down at Brooke, who is slowly coming around. Thanks fahr yahre help, luv. Baht I t’ink Ah cahn hahndle it frahm here.
Nahw if yew‘ll ‘scuse me, Ah hahve a Women‘s Chahmp‘onship t‘win.“Winter” skips away, humming to herself. Brooke manages to get to her feet. Ohhhhh…
My head…
Back to you, Mike and Don.Brooke stumbles off, holding her head as we fade out. The next nomination: Daffney commits attempted murder on Madison Rayne.The next nomination, Raven assaults Brooke Adams.And the final nomination, one that effected me personally: Robbie E cashes in.The clip jumps to. . . Roobie E suplexs Sorensen then stomps away on him. Robbie E then steps back and waits for Sorensen to get to his feet before he hits a spear! 1... 2... Sorensen kicks out! Robbie E steps back and again waist to Sorensen to get to his feet before he hits another spear! 1... 2... Sorensen kicks out again. Robbie E make an exasperated "Screw this" motion before setting up for the Fist Pump Cutter. He goes to hit it but Sorensen pushes him off and catches him with a armdrag as he comes back. Sorensen hits a huge suplex of his own before going to the top rope. Sorensen sets up for the corkscrew moonsault but his tiredness means he has taken to long climbing the ropes and when he hits the move, Robbie E rolls out of the way. Robbie E then goes for the Fist Pump Cutter again and this time he hits it! 1... 2... 3! JB: Here is your winner and the NEW X Division Champion, Robbie E! Tenay: Oh my god. What a heartbreaker for this young kid Jesse Sorensen. West: Well that's the nature of the Feast or Fired briefcase. Tenay: Well he gave it his all but having to defend the title just moments after he won it in that war with Brian Kendrick proved to be too much. West: It's a shame. But congrats to Robbie E! And the winner is. . . Winter possesses Mickie James!Winter loves the fate of the meek…Winter walks out and accepts her award. Gahsh! Whoda thaght dat lil’ ol me wauld win momint of da yeeah?
When Ah stahrted in dis bidness back in da seventies, Ah nevah coulda dreamed of sahch a ‘chievement.
Ah’m truly tahched, luv!Winter waves and goes to leave, but is interrupted… Katy Nikita Lee walks out, a fake grin on her face and sarcastically applauding. Well, I suppose congratulations are in order, aren’t they dear? Moment of the year, huh? And what a moment it was too.
But tell me. At what cost did that moment come? Sure, Mickie James and I aren’t the best of friends, but she’s a human being. Same goes for Brooke and Madison. Not to mention the other person whose life you stole.
Remember how you first came to be in this company in the first place? It wasn’t through Mickie James, although to say it was your shining moment would be an understatement.
No, it wasn’t Mickie’s body that brought you to the dance, it was mine!
You stole time from me, Winter. You stole time from four women, one of whom still isn’t free from your grasp.
Maybe Mickie’s too busy to do anything about it. Maybe Daffney’s ways were ineffective. But me? I’m not doing anything. And I’m pretty sure you’re not too busy either. So what I’m thinking is you and I could have match at Final Resolution! Isn’t that a lovely idea?Um, ‘scuse me luv, baht AH won dis awahrd! AH am da wun bein’ hahnahed right nao! Yew…
Yew need t’bahck up ahf me, sistah!Winter assumes a fighting stance, then stops. She slowly circles Katy, looking her up and down. Katy looks understandably uneasy. Sahrry luv. Ah jus needed a ramindah ahf whah Ah wahs ‘tracted t’yew in dah first place……You’re sick.Winter throws back her head and laughs. Luv, yew don’t know da half ahf it!
So, yew and me aht da PPV? Whah, dat sounds ahbsolutely delightful!Good.
Oh, and Winter…Katy slaps Winter across the face! Consider that a love tap.Katy chuckles as she walks away, getting a fair amount of cheers from the crowd. Winter angrily grabs her award and leaves, rubbing her cheek as she disappears through the tunnel.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 21:56:23 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York City, at a combined weight of 589 pounds, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 600 pounds, “The Monster” Abyss and the TNA World Heavyweight Champion Sting, The Revelation!
Tenay: The world champion teams with the reluctant member of the Revelation, Abyss, as he prepares to defend his title this Sunday. West: Remember, Mike. No DQ, countout, no escape. There must be a winner by pinfall or submission.
Sting and Abyss v Team 3D 3 votes 10 minutes
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 5, 2012 21:57:47 GMT -5
Aww. Quoting my promo which quoted those moments I think erased a couple of them.
ETA: Sting with a splash.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 5, 2012 21:59:03 GMT -5
Abyss stands outside the ring as Sting hits the Stinger Splash on Devon
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Post by The Tank on Jan 5, 2012 21:59:41 GMT -5
Abyss reluctantly hits Brother Devon with a Blagole Slam.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 5, 2012 22:01:24 GMT -5
Abyss with the Shock Treatment
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 22:06:36 GMT -5
Sting throws Ray and the corner and follows up with a Stinger Splash. Sting then orders Abyss into the and Sting throws Ray to Abyss. Abyss hits the Blackhole Slam on Ray! Abyss then cuts off an interfering Devon as Sting gets the cover. 1… 2… 3! JB: Here are your winners, Abyss and Sting The Revelation! West: Abyss actually did what he was told. Tenay: Well what choice does he have really? We still have no idea where Val is and neither does he. West: It’s all for his own good, Mike. Mark my words. JB: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Christopher Daniels! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtxJ5qrqvOMUh...okay. AJ was supposed to present this award with me but after what happened earlier he isn't here. So I guess I gotta do this on my own.
It certainly has been an eventful year in TNA. There have been many great segments that have been memorable for a variety of reasons. But with our next award we honor the promo which you considered the best. And the winner is...
Eric Young's promo from Bound For Glory!Eric Young comes out with the Legend's Championship around his waist, to the cheers of the fans. Eric smiles at the crowd for a moment. My Bound For Glory Promo against Shatter. Promo of the year. Wow.
You know, at the moment, I never would've realized the significance of that promo, and if you had told me, it would be promo of the year, I wouldn't have cared. When you're blinded by rage, awards and titles, they don't matter. I just wanted Shatter to feel the intensity of my words, before he had to deal with the pain of my fists. I just wanted to pour out my heart after all the bullshit he put me through. The coffee throw, the cheap victories, everything just kept building and building, and when all was said and done, Bound For Glory was the night everything was unleashed. I left it all in that ring, and I have no doubt that Shatter did to. And that battle, I don't think I'll ever feel something of that magnitude again, and I can guarantee Shatter that he won't.
That one night, has pushed us both so far in our career.
Shatter found another person to buddy with, after I eliminated Judas, and somehow despite their combined IQ being in the single digits, they found a way to become tag champs.
And as for me. . .Young takes off the Legend's Championship, and raises it to the crowd. My future's so bright, I need to wear shades.
Finally Legend's Champ. Finally lost "the kid" nickname. And finally climbing up to new unreachable heights in my career.
And to say I owe it to Phil Shatter is a disgusting thought, but . . . its not entirely untrue. As much as I hate the bastard, he pushed me to my limit, and brought out my best. And sadly, without him, I don't think I'd be standing where I am today. On top of the world, as champ.
And the way I look at it, our chapter in TNA history may have been written, but there is no way that this will be the end of our battles. Whether I reconnect with Bischoff, and the EY/Easy E Connection goes for your gold. Or you decide that you're interested in the Legends Championship again. Or maybe. . . we meet again down the line with the TNA World Championship up for grabs. Who knows?
But we will go toe to toe again, with even more rage than this our last battles, and when we collide it will be. . .
Legendary.Eric starts to walk away, then rushes back. Once again, thanks for the award. And even though this may not have been up to the quality of that one amazing night, if you for one second believe that this award won't soon be named the Eric Young award. . .
*smirks*
Well trust me when I say, you haven't seen anything yet.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 22:10:17 GMT -5
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, our next award is for Tag Team of the Year and the nominees are as follows:
Beer Money Phenomenal Angels Team 3D Leather n Lace
And the winners are…Leather n Lace!
*Leather & Lace come out to a mix reaction. Traci makes her way directly to the podium as Lacey waves to everyone in the crowd.*
First of all, I would like to thank everyone involved in making us the best tag team of 2011. And that list includes...
Me Me Me Lacey a little... and ME!
*Boos*
I would like to say that it was all of you that kept us going during our long reign, but it just isn't true.
*More boos*
Lacey and I were the ones in the ring each and every week putting our bodies and livlihood on the lives each and every week. While all you just sat there and cheered or boo'd.
2011 was a very good year for us. And 2012 looks to be very good for us as well... but not in the tag team division. No. We... stop waving like a fool, Lacey...
Oh, what should I be waving like?
*Looks close to striking Lacey, but calms down.* Instead... we will focus our efforts on a new division... and a new title. The Women's Championship. And as leader and dominating member of the best tag team of 2011, I am asking... no, DEMANDING an opprotunity for the Women's Championship, and do for it this year what we did for the women's tag team titles last year.
Mickie James walks out to a loud ovation.
So you're "demanding" a title shot? Really Traci? And tell me, what makes you more deserving than Lacey?
Well, if your feeble minded brain couldn't comprehend the first time, I'm not sure why it will help the second time, but I'll give it a shot. Leather n' Lace was the best tag team of 2011 due to my leadership abilities. Lacey played her part well, but it was because of ME that it had the success that it did.
Well let me explain something to you, Traci. I don't just grant title shots because somebody asks. You want a shot at the Women's Championship? You're gonna have to earn it.
Jeff Jarrett comes out.
You know what, I agree. But lucky for you Traci an opportunity has opened up. You see it’s supposed to be Mickie and Velvet teaming against Daffney and Winter. But Daffney, well she’s out of her mind. I mean even more so than usual. There’s no way I’m putting her in the ring in her current state. And we plain can’t find Winter. So here’s what we’re gonna do. Mickie and Velvet will take on you two. If you win, Traci gets a title shot. If you lose, well it’ll be Mickie v Velvet for the title instead. Okay? Now let’s get Velvet out here so we can get this match started!
Velvet comes out and joins Mickie.
Mickie James and Velvet Sky v Lace n Leather 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 5, 2012 22:12:27 GMT -5
Lacey with a two-handed narfbomb to Velvet
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 22:13:23 GMT -5
Traci with a clothesline to Velvet
Pretty sure that's what SNS wants.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 5, 2012 22:14:08 GMT -5
Velvet Sky with a "Meh, whatever" to Traci. Not that I'm insulting the work of either the guy who writes Velvet Sky or the guy who writes Leather & Lace.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2012 22:14:17 GMT -5
Jarrett couldn't find Winter? She was just there like 20 minutes ago!
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 5, 2012 22:14:22 GMT -5
Ha! at Velvet.
Lacey with a botched backfist. Which becomes a clothesline.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 5, 2012 22:14:41 GMT -5
Traci with a brainbuster.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2012 22:16:45 GMT -5
Oh and Traci with a snap suplex!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 22:17:47 GMT -5
Jarrett couldn't find Winter? She was just there like 20 minutes ago! What can I say? Jarrett's lazy.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2012 22:20:23 GMT -5
Jarrett couldn't find Winter? She was just there like 20 minutes ago! What can I say? Jarrett's lazy. Or you put the promos in the wrong order? Whichever sounds better, right?
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