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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 22:21:51 GMT -5
Mickie hits a Thesz Press on Traci, then tags out to Velvet. Traci tags to Lacey and Velvet comes in right into a big boot. Lacey hits the chokkeslam as Traci tags herself back in. While referee Jackson James is getting lacey out, Traci knocks Mickie off the apron and covers Velvet.
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JB: Here are your winners, Leather n Lace!
Tenay: Well I guess Traci did it. West: There's no guess about it. She won the match. Tenay: Lacey won the match. Traci just picked up the scraps. West: They're a team, Mike. Tenay: That's not what Traci said a few minutes ago.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 22:24:01 GMT -5
What can I say? Jarrett's lazy. Or you put the promos in the wrong order? Whichever sounds better, right? Is it that hard to believe Winter just buggered off after getting the hell slapped out of her? Also am I the only one who remembers Traci and Lacey changed their name to Lace n Leather?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 22:25:15 GMT -5
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, Karen Jarrett!
In 2011 TNA once again showcased the best women's wrestling of any wrestling promotion. But through all the highs and lows, the twists and turns, it's time to find out of our fine crop of female athletes is the very best. The nominees for Knockout of the Year are:
Daffney!
Mickie James!
Velvet Sky!
And Winter!
And the winner is....
Daffney!
Daffney takes to the podium and stands for a long while.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Daffney pauses then looks at the award.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I..just...
HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHE!
For the third year in a row you voted me Knockout of the Year. You do see what I do? I destroy. I maim. I torture. I almost killed Madison Rayne. I ended Awesome Kong's career. I'm completely insane! And you people voted for me?
What the hell is wrong with you?
My mother, she always believed there was good in the world. If she was here she'd probably say there's still good in me. Isn't that just like mothers. Always lying right to your face. They always tell you that good things happen to good people and the evil are punished. But that's just not true. You lied to me, mom. You always did. Just like when you said you loved me. That was a lie too.
The lies people tell eachother, the lies they tell themselves. It's all too much.
Daffney half turns toward empty space beside her.
Oh don't pretend you’re happy. You don't have to lie anymore, mom. It's not like I can do anything about it. You're long gone and I'm still here. That's the joke of it all. Out of the two of us, I'm the one who still suffers.
Daffney throws her award into the empty space, then drops to her knees. Karen moves to help her up.
Daffney, I...
DON'T TOUCH ME!
It's just so...so unfair!
Daffney starts weeping. Karen signals security who come out and grab Daffney, taking her to the back.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 5, 2012 22:26:34 GMT -5
So are we starting a new thread or what? (I know, I know, after the show. But somebody had to say it.)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 22:30:09 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Alex Shelley, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 205 pounds, Chris Sabin!
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Hulk Hogan and Phil Shatter, from Cleveland, Ohio, he is one half of the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Tommy Mercer!
Tenay: Last week on Impact Phil Shatter defeated Alex Shelley thanks to a distraction from Tommy Mercer. Now with the table reversed will the result be the same? West: Well you gotta believe the Guns need a win here to cement their title challenge for this Sunday. Whether that happens or not, we shall see.
Chris Sabin v Tommy Mercer 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 22:31:07 GMT -5
So are we starting a new thread or what? (I know, I know, after the show. But somebody had to say it.) Well there's only this match and the main event to go.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 5, 2012 22:31:38 GMT -5
Sabin with a Hesiation Dropkick
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Post by The Tank on Jan 5, 2012 22:32:18 GMT -5
*cough, cough, HULK HOGAN, PN, HULK HOGAN, cough, cough*
Anyway, Mercer hits Sabin with a Clothesline to Hell.
.....Sabin's the one from Hell, Michigan, ain't he? I forget.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 5, 2012 22:35:50 GMT -5
Sabin with a Triple Inverted 1080 Corkscrew Reverse Swinging Sitout Super Tornado Slap
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 5, 2012 22:44:34 GMT -5
*cough, cough, HULK HOGAN, PN, HULK HOGAN, cough, cough* Anyway, Mercer hits Sabin with a Clothesline to Hell. .....Sabin's the one from Hell, Michigan, ain't he? I forget. Yep, Sabin's from Hell.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 22:45:30 GMT -5
Sabin takes Mercer down with a dropkick. Shatter tries to distract referee Brian Stiffler and the distraction works long enough for Mercer to counter Sabin superkick into a clothesline. Shelley drags Shatter off the arpon ahnd the begin to brawl. This has the effect of distracting Mercer long enough for Sabin to roll him up!
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JB: Here is your winner, Chris Sabin!
Tenay: Well this time the distraction tactics backfire on Mercer and Shatter and cost them the match. West: it won’t matter at Genesis. There’ll be no outside distractions, no excuses. Tenay: Except for Hulk Hogan. West: Yeah, whatever.
We go to Eric Young backstage with Christy Hemme.
So tonight I'm facing Mr. Anderson, Samoa Joe and Brian Kendrick.
One should be holding the World title right now, one definitely deserves to become TNA World Champion within the next few months, and the other is incredibly angry that he couldn't vanquish the fist-pumping fool. That could be a tough tandem to beat.
But lets not act like I'm a slouch. Joe was, without a doubt, the most dominant wrestler, not only in this company, but in this industry, of 2011. But I intend to be just as dangerous in 2012.
So Joe, Kendrick, and Kenny, watch out. I don't dislike any of you three. In fact I'm actually rooting for you guys a bit. But not against me. No way in hell.
If you go up against me, I'll take you out. Because I am legendary, and I'm destined for greatness.
That was Eric Young, now back to...
One sec, Christy.
Eric Bischoff enters the shot to the surprise of both EY and Hemme.
Long time, no see, buddy. Last time I saw you, you were fighting for my honor at BFG. Look at you now, main eventing Impact. Nominated for the Mr. TNA award. Winner of Promo of the Year, and Match of the Year award. Incredible. You ready for tonight? For Genesis?
Me? Of course.
You know I go all out every night, and I refuse to go into Genesis with negative momentum. I'm taking out Kendrick, Joe, and Anderson, even if they don't hate me, and I don't hate them. Because when you step in the ring with me, you become my enemy. Its as simple as that.
And Genesis? Dreamer's career is on the line. There is no way, he isn't going all out. But I can beat him, I know it. If I don't, I become a joke again. I become a laughing stock. If he loses, his career is over, but if I lose, I feel mine goes away too. How will I ever be taken serious again if Dreamer is able to beat me in the moment where I try to prove I'm a legit threat. I'll talk about it more at Genesis, but Bischoff, I'm ready. Trust me.
Its not that I'm unhappy to see you, but why are you here?
Well, tonight has been filled with nostalgia. And it made me think back to managing you a month or two ago, and feuding with you when I was with the Chosen. And since Sorensen already left, and I have nothing to do. . .
You have an open spot in your corner tonight, Champ?
One more night back together? . . .
One quick blast from the past?
Sounds like one hell of a time.
Deal. Let's go.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 22:48:10 GMT -5
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the founder of TNA Wrestling, Jeff Jarrett!
Well now it is time for the final award of the night and our most prestigious. It is time to reveal who you, the fans, have decided had the best year out of all the wrestlers in TNA. Certainly the four nominees have made a huge impact in TNA this year. No pun intended. So without further ado the nominess for TNA Wrestler of the Year 2011 are:
Brian Kendrick!
Eric Young!
Samoa Joe!
And Mr Anderson!
And the winner is...Samoa Joe!
Joe's music plays but he doesn't appear.
Come on, Joe. I know you're back there.
Joe's music plays again but he still doesn't appear. Instead, D'Angelo Dinero comes out.
Hang on one second. There has been a massive travesty of justice. Why was I not nominated for this award? After all the first few months of the year belonged to me! I was TNA World Champion! I ended the year as part of the most dominant group in TNA history. So if Joe doesn't want this award then I do. So on behalf of The Revelation, I accept this award...
Hey, hey! This isn't the Oscars. Don't cut me off! And stop playing his music. He ain't coming!
*Jeff Jarrett puts on a bit of a smirk to Dinero's confusion.*
What? What the hell are you smiling at? Oh shi...
*Samoa Joe spins Dinero around and kicks him in the gut, then hits the Muscle Buster on the stage!!! Joe then picks up the award, then puts it right back down and heads to the ring, shouting from the ring at Jarrett "Get 'em out here and ring the damn bell!".*
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 5, 2012 22:49:51 GMT -5
Mercer with a Mercer Punch!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 22:52:41 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, “The Samoan Submission Machine” Samoa Joe!
JB: From Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!
JB: Accompanied by Eric Bischoff, from Nashville, Tennessee, weighing 225 pounds, he is the TNA Legends Champion, Eric Young!
JB: And accompanied by Brooke Adams, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing 243 pounds, Mr Anderson!
Tenay: The award for Wrestler of the Year may have just been decided but there’s still a lot at stake here. West: Yeah, Young and Anderson have big matches this Sunday and would love the momentum to carry them into Genesis. Tenay: Not to mention Brian Kendrick wants back in that X Division title hunt. West: But Samoa Joe will be going all out to prove he deserves that Wrestler of the Year award here.
Samoa Joe v Eric Young v Brian Kendrick v Mr Anderson 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 5, 2012 22:55:30 GMT -5
Anderson with the Momentum Driver!
Which is an underhook suplex.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 5, 2012 22:55:46 GMT -5
Young with a flash kick to Kendrick
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Post by The Tank on Jan 5, 2012 23:03:42 GMT -5
Joe with a late STJoe on Kendrick.
Because why not?
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 5, 2012 23:07:14 GMT -5
Kendrick with a plancha because I like screwing with PN
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 23:07:40 GMT -5
Coin flip: Anderson with a roundhouse
Anderson takes Kendrick down with a rolling fireman’s carry then eats a dropkick from Young. Young then gets locked in the Clutrhc from Joe. While Joe wrenches back trying to get Young to tap, Anderson hits the Mic Check on Kendrick!
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JB: Here is your winner, Mr Anderson!
Tenay: Anderson snatches the win from under the nose of Samoa Joe and gains momentum for Genesis. West: Well we could very well have a new world champion this Sunday.
As Anderson gets his arm raised, he comes face to face with Samoa Joe. Joe stares Anderson down and Anderson stares back. Then D’Angelo Dinero appears out of nowhere and nails Joe with a chair from behind sending him into Anderson.
Hey Joe! Don’t think you can get away with what you did to me. An eye for an eye. And for that unprovoked attack, well you had this coming!
Dinero signals to Abyss who makes his way to the ring. Dinero lays the chair on the mat. Abyss lifts Joe up and then hesitates.
Don’t look at me like that. Do it!
Abyss chokeslams Joe on the chair!
Now that? That was compensation for the attack on me. But for the insult, you will pay a greater price. This Sunday at Genesis it will be you v Abyss. And I guarantee this Sunday you are going straight to he…
Dinero is cut off by Anderson who takes him out with a Mic Check. Anderson stares down Abyss, who doesn’t move an inch, but is then caught unaware by Sting who hits him with the Scorpion Deathdrop. Sting helps Dinero to his feet and Impact goes of the air with Sting, Dinero and a reluctant Abyss standing over Anderson and Joe.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 5, 2012 23:15:35 GMT -5
Thanks to Tank, SNS, Spartan and M for promoing. Thanks to Tank, Gus, Hayden, Spartan and M for voting. Thanks also to anyone I missed.
Congratulations to all our award winners.
Yeah, I do know things were a bit rushed. But that was because I took like a month off. Things will be much more organised next year.
That said, new thread in a few moments.
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