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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 20, 2011 23:38:19 GMT -5
So where are we exactly? Are we back to me being forced to run the show because nobody else will do it? That should be fun.
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Post by The Tank on Nov 20, 2011 23:40:53 GMT -5
Sounds that way, PN.
I think you're phrasing it less clearly than you could. You said you wanted to keep booking, so do you want someone to take over writing and running the shows, or just running the shows?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2011 1:03:00 GMT -5
Well I didn't think I could keep booking without actually running the shows. If I can do that then great.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2011 23:45:07 GMT -5
Okay, here's the deal. If nobody else wants to step in then the next possible date I can do Impact is Sunday. So hit me with requests and I'll have a card up by Wednesday.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 22, 2011 23:06:53 GMT -5
Okay I have six matches pencilled on for Final Resolution, three of which will be announced by Jarrett on Impact. So if anyone wants some face time with ol Double J then you know what to do.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 23, 2011 0:33:00 GMT -5
British Invasion hasn't had a match in ages. Think you can fit them and Steiner in for next week?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 24, 2011 21:49:27 GMT -5
Oka my internet is back up. And so provisional Impact Card:
Sting v James Storm Scott Steiner and British Invasion v Kurt Angle, Brutus Magnus and Matt Morgan Robbie E and Austin Aries v Jesse Sorensen and Brian Kendrick Tommy Mercer v Christopher Daniels Mickie James v Angelina Love Melanie Crank v Lisa Marie Varon
Additional requests, changes, you know what to do.
You guys notice how I had to throw Brutus Magnus and Matt Morgan onto Angle's team because I have no other heel tag teams? Could someone rectify this please.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 13:41:53 GMT -5
Slight change to tonights card. At Tanks request, Austin Aries has been replaced with Miguel Cesaro.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 17:02:07 GMT -5
Tenay: Ladies and gentleman, welcome to Impact as we are still assessing the fallout from Turning Point. West: Speaking of which, I have it ion good authority that Jeff Jarrett is on his way out here. Tenay: Well here he comes now.
Jeff Jarrett makes his way to the ring.
Well hello ladies and gentlemen. It's been a while since I adressed you all but after the events of Turning Point I felt I had to. What a night that was. We saw four championships change hands. Well five if you want to count Jesse Sorensen. Which brings me to my first topic. You see Turning Point ended with the unique situation where we saw not one but two new X Division Champions. So we have Jesse Sorensen, a young kid who realised his dream of being X Division Champion only to have it cruelly dashed. Then we have Brian Kendrick, a man who defeated every man set in front of him, the most dominant X Division Champion in months. So it seems to me the easiest solution is obvious. Robbie E will defend his title against both Brian Kendrick and Jesse Sorensen in a triple threat match!
Now also at Turning Point we saw what I never thought I'd see. Tommy Dreamer, a man I respected, a man respected by wrestling fans the world over turning his back on us all. But here's the thing. While Eric Young didn't win the title he did win the match. So he will be getting a rematch and I guarantee that this match won't end with a cheap DQ.
Now for the World Title. Yes, Sting retained the title over Mr Anderson. But not without a whole load of controversy. So it seems fair to grant him a rematch. However what's to say it won't end the same way? It seems the only way to stop Dinero interfering is to put him in the match. But of course I have to make the sides even. So I figured we make it a Fatal Fourway. Sting will defend against D'Angelo Dinero, Mr Anderson....and Samoa Joe!
Now ladies and gentleman...
*Brutus Magnus makes his way down to the ring, a cocky look on his face. As he enters the ring, he flashes the two finger salute towards Jarrett before grabbing a mic.*
Pardon the intrusion Jeff, but quite frankly it's my turn to speak. After weeks of being ignored, I figured that playing by your rules wasn't getting me anywhere.
You see, there was a reason I held the TNA World Title three times. There's a reason why every single person you threw in front of me, I beat. Kurt Angle, AJ Styles more times than I care to count, Petey freaking Williams..... the list goes on and on. It's because I am the best wrestler this company has, and that belt proved it. Hell, in one month I not only qualified for the King of the Mountain match, but I dethroned Samoa Joe to claim the title for the third time.
So imagine my surprise when after that wanker Mr. Anderson beats me, there's nothing else planned for the Mag Daddy. I get pushed to the side in favor of Tommy Mercer and Phil Shatter, Jesse bloody Sorenson, and the Italian kid, Cesaro, for a few weeks before he suddenly decided to fall off the face of the Earth. A three-time TNA World Champion, the longest reigning TNA Champion I might add, not being booked on one Impact is bad enough. But repeatedly not getting booked, that's a crime that needs to be rectified immediately.
I challenged that portly tosser Tommy Dreamer for the Legends Title, since it's only natural that a man of my distinction be recognized as a true Legend, but apparently Eric Young still wants another crack despite losing. As much as I'd love to teach those flippy guys in the X-Division what's what, Austin Aries seems to have that in the bag. At least, he did until that fat Samoan injured him without provocation. There's no one on this roster worthy of teaming with the Mag Daddy, which leaves only one option: The TNA World Heavyweight Title.
Anderson proved he's a tosser, Joe's failed more times than I care to count, and it's not like anyone else could realistically challenge for the belt. But the Mag Daddy can Jeff. Hell, I'll wrestle a qualifying match if need be. But you and I both know that your best shot of getting the title off of Sting is the Mag Daddy, even if you don't want to admit it.
Here's the problem with that, Magnus. You lost the title clean as a whistle. You failed to win the Shot At Glory tournament. And you've beaten nobody of significance since. So from where I stand you don't deserve a match. Not until you rack a few wins up. But I do have some good news and bad news. The good news is that I can grant you a match against a former world champion next week. That should improve your standing. The bad news is that your match is against this guy.
Abyss charges down to the ring with Miss Valerie behind him. Abyss enters the ring and Magnus quickly exits.
Tenay: Well it's a case of be careful what you wish for here for Brutus Magnus. West: Magnus never agreed to this. He doesn't have to compete here. Tenay: Well he has no other choice if he wants a title opportunity any time soon.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 17:06:16 GMT -5
The Phenomenal Angels are shown backstage.
Well that was...what was that?
Well it could have been worse. I didn't lose.
But you didn't win either. You think Jeff is gonna grant us our rematch now?
Oh Jeff will see us right.
How do you know that?
Well here's an idea. You could try asking him.
Jeff Jarrett walks up.
You know it is true that AJ didn't win last week. But as he said, he didn't lose either.
We just said that.
Right. But how you lost the title at Turning Point, that was a tad unfair.
A tad?
Well yeah. So I feel you two deserve a two on two rematch. And you'll get it at Final Resolution.
Great, fantastic!
Yeah, I knew you'd be thrilled. But I'm going out on a limb here. You were the ones pinned at Turning Point after all. You lose at Final Resolution I can't guarantee another rematch. You'll have to earn it.
We understand, Jeff.
Yeah, we wouldn't want it any other way.
Good. Well Chris you have a match against Mercer and that's...well that's next. So you better get out there and show you're worthy of this title opportunity.
Oh you don't need to worry about.
Yeah, didn't think so. Well I'll see you later.
Jarrett exits.
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles, from the City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels!
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by “Top Gun” Phil Shatter, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing 252 pounds, he is one half of the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Tommy Mercer!
Tenay: Well as we just learned, Mercer and Shatter will have their first title defense at Final Resolution against the team they won the belts from the Phenomenal Angels. West: AJ and Daniels have been waiting for this opportunity. They want those belts back. Tenay: Well the match between Shatter and Styles ended in a draw last week. Perhaps this time one of these teams can get the advantage over the other.
Tommy Mercer v Christopher Daniels 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Nov 27, 2011 17:13:56 GMT -5
Daniels with a death valley driver!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 17:20:20 GMT -5
Mercer come off the ropes into a dropkick from Daniels. Shatter jumps up on the apron but AJ tires to pull him down. Shatter kicks AJ away but gets knocked off the apron by Daniels. Mercer goes for a lariat but Daniels ducks and hits the Last Rites!
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JB: Here is your winner, Christopher Daniels!
Tenay: AJ and Daniels show why the deserves rematch with that showing. West: What are you talking about? AJ didn’t do anything. Tenay: Be that as it may it’s still a big win for the Phenomenal Angels.
I'm with Lisa Marie Varon. Tonight, you'll be taking on Melanie Crank, who, alongside Taylor Wilde, defeated you and ODB for the Women's Tag Team Championships. What are your thoughts?
Christy, I guess I should stop trying to avoid saying it and finally hand it to Taylor. You got us, Taylor. You got us. ONCE.
Now, I don't know if ODB would be wanting a rematch or not, but I hope she does, because I know I do. I am determined to win those belts back, and I am going to go full bore to get them back.
As for Melanie Crank, she's going to be walking into a match against someone who has all the determination and drive in the world right now, namely, me. And I refuse to go down without a MAJOR fight.
I don't care if I have to fight a #1 Contender's match, Christy. I want to be Women's Tag Team Champion again.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 17:23:04 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by ODB, from Los Angeles California, Lisa Marie Varon!
JB: And her opponent, accompanied by Taylor Wilde, from Sacramento, California, Melanie Crank!
Tenay: Here we are with the debut of Melanie Crank in single competition and it’ll be interesting to see what she can do. West: Well LMV and ODB have a good measure of what she’s capable of having faced her twice in tag matches. Tenay: And Lisa will be going all out for a win n the hopes of getting a rematch for the women’s tag titles.
Melanie Crank v Lisa Marie Varon 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Nov 27, 2011 17:31:02 GMT -5
LMV with not one, not two, but THREE bodyslams!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2011 17:39:49 GMT -5
LMV with 3 MORE Bodyslams!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 17:39:56 GMT -5
Crank headbutts Lisa then charges her but gets caught in a sidewalk slam. Lisa then follows up with the Widow’s Peak!
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JB: Here is your winner, Lisa Marie Varon!
Tenay: Lisa Varon gets the win and proves why she and ODB should be considered for a title rematch. West: Well I’d give it to them. The rematch that is. Tenay: Sure you would. Let’s go to an interview with Jesse Sorensen that was recordered earlier today.
Earlier Today
Tonight, I, along with Brian Kendrick, take on Robbie E and Austin Aries.
And tonight I plan on teaching both of you some important lessons.
Lessons like, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Robbie, your actions will come back to haunt you.
I was driven, I was motivated, yet since coming to TNA, this is the first time I've been pissed off. Every match I give 100%, which is always too much to handle, so imagine what happens now that I've given a little more, and that teeny weeny spark has been ignited in the pit of my stomach.
The other life lesson, one that you would both benefit from, is keeping your words nice and sweet, in case you'll have to eat them.
Besides that, there is an old saying, "You are what you eat".
I'm going to use some logic and combine these two phrases.
So when I make you eat your words, by shoving them back down your throat, Kendrick, the TNA fans, and I will see the true version of each of you. Steaming piles of shit.
. . . that is to say, completely unchanged.
So Mr. E and Mr. Double A, bring it on!
Because in reality, you have less of a chance of beating Kendrick and I than scoring a hot date, getting struck by lightning, winning the lottery, realizing the errors of your ways, getting struck by lightning again, actually having people cheer for you, curing your bad breath and rancid B.O problems, and shutting up for one goddamn second, COMBINED!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 17:41:44 GMT -5
Hey bros, listen up: Here's the story.
Originally, I was to team up with "The True Double A Of Wrestling", Austin Aries. And you know what? I was psyched! I was pumped! I was beyond thrilled! To share the side of one of the greatest high fliers that this world could ever imagine, I couldn't wait for it! Who wouldn't be happy? The kid's got swag! He's got moves like jagger! He truly represents TNA: HE"S TOTAL F"N AWESOMENESS! We go together like bread and butter! Like chicks and beer! Like me and a tanning bed! (Nods, as he looks at presumably a staff member) What? Dude, have you seen me in the wrestling ring? You can't deny that those results are freaking impressive! (Turns his head back to the camera) So anyway, we were basically the perfect combination. And I was all set and ready to go: I did my wrist exercises... (Briefly pumps his fist), I did Six Hundred- no, no: SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND push ups outside the arena while all the girls were walking by...
(Lowers shades and grins at the camera) And ladies: I don't care if you do push ups or not, as long as your still hot. (Chuckles) My number is 1-800-FTW-4LIF, by the way. (Winks) Call me.
And I even went online and absolutely TORCHED some of those so called "Internet Fans". These posts were LEGENDARY. I practically OWNED AT LEAST fifty of them. I guess you could say that I had the fire of the dragon, because I unleashed an unstoppable fury of Burn. To put it short, I was in a GREAT mood.....
Until I get to the arena.
Hey Robert, there's been a change of plans. Samoa Joe's assault on Aries gave him some pretty bad bruising. So unfortunately, he will not be your partner tonight.
...... What? ....... WHAT?!
We were supposed to be the dream team! We were supposed to blow the roof off like dynamite! We were..... The Kings Of The X-Division.
But instead, I got Miguel Cesaro, someone who I literally know absolutely nothing about. (Facepalms) Look bro: I might not know anything about you in recent memory, but they put you in front of me, so you must have some sort of skill to your resume. Only the best get to partner up with The Guido in The Speedo! ..... Ok, not the best nickname for me. But plus: I lost last week. And that's never good for the community. Ever realize that when I win, it's all sunny and nice out, and the girls cling to you like static electricity, and when I lose, it's a downpour, and you couldn't be a ladies man even if your were in an SNL skit? Yeah, I know. It happens. So Jose or Armando whatever your name is, don't blow it brah. Or you'll be on the receiving end of a brutal, yet epic beatdown: REALLY bad for the reputation. But I'm sure you'll be fine: After all, you have me as a partner!
So I hope your back soon Aries. You got some serious game. Kendrick? Sorensen? Your soooooo totally lame!
(Smiles) Just a little something for the cheerleaders out there. (Pops his collar) Wish me luck broskettes!
So says Robbie E: Forever alone..... on top of the mountain.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 17:46:08 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!
JB: His partner, from Katy Texas, weighing 200 pounds, Jesse Sorensen!
JB: Their opponents, first, from Manila in the Philippines, weighing 170 pounds, Miguel Cesaro!
JB: And his partner, accompanied by Becky Bayless, from the Jersey Shore, weighing 195 pounds, he is the TNA X Division Champion, Robbie E!
Tenay: Well as we understand Miguel Cesaro is a last minute addition to this match after it was determined that Austin Aries is unable to compete here tonight. West: Yeah, a medical preformed on his after he arrived tonight revealed latent injuries from last weeks attack by Samoa Joe. Tenay: Well I dunno how much of that is genuine but as we learned earlier Brian Kendrick and Jesse Soresen will challenge for the X Division title at Final Resolution. West: Well they’re teaming tonight but it will be every man for themselves at the PPV.
Robbie E and Miguel Cesaro v Jesse Sorensen and Brian Kendrick 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Nov 27, 2011 17:51:45 GMT -5
ROBBIE E throws pokeball!
KENDRICK is confused.......
KENDRICK faints!
ROBBIE E redeems loss from last week!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 18:03:00 GMT -5
Kendrick whip Cesaro into the ropes and Robbie E blind tags himself in. Kendrick hits a superkick on Cesaro but then gets ht with the Fist Pump Cutter from Robbie E. Bayless grabs Sorensen's leg to stop him breaking it up.
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JB: Here is your winner, Robbie E and Miguel Cesaro!
West: Robbie E redeems his lose from last week. Tenay: I dunno how much redemption there is gioven how he just won that match.
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time...
Must you give me the same clichéd introduction everytime we do this? There's not a single person watching this show that doesn't know who I am. Just get to the point.
Kurt, tonight you team with Brutus Magnus and Matt Morgan to face Scott Steiner and the British Invasion. Given your past history with your team mates, will you be able to work together cohesively?
I see where you're coming from there. Magnus and I are no strangers to battling over the world title and Morgan once tried to put me on the shelf. For a lesser man, that might bother them but as luck would have it, I'm Kurt Angle. I don't have anything that represents an ego and those that do think I have one are clearly missing my wrestling talent for it. I can't help that I do it better than anyone else, just like I can't help that my only chance of winning tonight is for those two to say the hell out of my way and let me get the job done.
My focus tonight is purely on Scott Steiner. I don't give a damn that the British are coming and neither does Paul Revere. Steiner, I'm not an idiot. I know you want to get back in the world title picture just as badly as I do. We've both gotten a little crazier with age but the difference between you and me is that I'm still a machine when I get in that ring. You're just a nostalgia act busting out the same move you were doing twenty years ago. You can have all the Frankensteins you want, when we get in that ring, I'm the one who's a monster and you're about to find that out first hand. That's real. That's damn real.
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