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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2011 18:03:42 GMT -5
....What Lodi Said
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 18:05:56 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Angelina Love!
JB: And her opponent, from Richmond Virginia, she is the TNA Women’s Champion, Mickie James!
Tenay: Mickie needs to keep momentum as champion here with Daffney angling for her rematch. West: Daffney says the need eachother and I…well I dunno what to make of that. Tenay: Well Mickie is gonna hgave to concentrate for now on the former two time women’s champion Angelina Love.
Mickie James v Angelina Love 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2011 18:07:24 GMT -5
Angelina with a "Hey where's Hernandez?" Punch!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 18:11:02 GMT -5
Angelina with a "Hey where's Hernandez?" Punch! I dunno. You tell me.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2011 18:12:14 GMT -5
Angelina with a "Hey where's Hernandez?" Punch! I dunno. You tell me. Does TNA have a Taco Truck I don't know about?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 18:15:57 GMT -5
Well if you want them to have an onscreen partnership it would help if they had even one promo together is all I'm saying.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 18:17:53 GMT -5
Angelina whips Mickie into the ropes and Mickie comes off with a Thesz Press. Mickie sets up fir the Mickie-DT.
Tenay: Oh wait, what’s this now? West: We may be about to see a repeat of last week.
Mickie looks to the entrance ramp but nothing happens. Angelina takes advantage to roll Mickie up.
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JB: Here is your winner, Angelina Love!
Love exits and Mickie looks on in shock and frustration. She turns her attention to the ramp where Daffney still doesn’t appear.
West: What was that? Tenay: I think Daffney is playing mind games with Mickie. West: When is she not?
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with Scott Steiner, who is teaming up with the British Invasion to take on Kurt Angle, Brutus Magnus, and Matt Morgan. Could I-
See, Christy, everybody knows I have a history with Kurt Angle, and I know a lot of people are wondering if that history is still on my mind. Well, while that history is still on my mind, I can guarantee you that I'm on Kurt Angle's mind, just like the British Invasion is on the minds of Matt Morgan and Brutus Magnus.
But see, those guys ain't got a chance against me or the British Invasion, because while WE may be on THEIR minds, what's on OUR minds is how we're going to handle them tonight.
The British Invasion show up right behind Steiner.
And you want to know something else?! Tonight is the night the British Invasion gets back on track! Tonight is the night that we tear through that ring like Godzilla! Tonight is the night that we go on a total RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!
Terry slaps Williams on the back of the head.
Calm down.
Look, Angle may be a legend and a multiple-time champion, but Scott, Doug, and I are more than capable of beating him and his teammates. We're former tag team champs, and Scott is a multiple-time world champion in his own right.
KURT ANGLE!!!! WE'RE GOIN' TO THAT RING, AND WE'RE GOING TO DICTATE AND DOMINATE, AN WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS OUT, WE'RE GONNA BE THE ONES STILL STANDIN', CAUSE WE'RE GONNA BE STANDIN' AND DOMINATIN' WHEN THE NIGHT IS OVER!!!!
Steiner storms off, with Williams storming after him and Terry trying to catch up.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2011 18:17:58 GMT -5
I know PN, Me sorry *hides in corner with cookie*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 18:21:14 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional Wrestling’s only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
JB: His partners, first, from Fairfield, Connecticut, weighing 330 pounds, Matt Morgan!
JB: And from the United Kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, Brutus Magnus!
JB: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 495 pounds, Doug Williams and Rob Terry, the British Invasion!
JB: And from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 276 pounds, “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner!
Tenay: Well both Kurt Angle and Scott Steiner have their sights of the TNA World title and you have to believe that their paths will cross sooner or later. West: And so does Magnus. And he’ll meet Abyss next week.
Scott Steiner and British Invasion v Kurt Angle, Brutus Magnus and Matt Morgan 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 18:32:29 GMT -5
Hello?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2011 18:39:28 GMT -5
Sorry, had to step away for a sec
Team Stiener with a Doomsday Device
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 18:48:40 GMT -5
Steiner takes down Morgan with a belly to belly suplex before locking on the Steiner Recliner. Terry takes out Magnus with a boot and Williams cuts off Angle with a lariat as Morgan taps.
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JB: Here is your winner, Scott Steiner and the British Invasion!
As Steiner celebrates, Angle comes back in and hits the Angle Slam! Angle then locks on the Ankle Lock but is chased away by the British Invasion before he can do any real damage.
Tenay: What a sore loser Kurt Angle is. And now he’s running off. West: He didn’t lose, Matt Morgan did. And he’s not running, he’s leaving to fight another day. Tenay: If you say so.
*Clips of Jessie competing in bodybuilding competitions are shown interspersed with highlights from his run on Big Brother. When the clipshow is finished Jessie is shown flexing in front of a mirror in a gym. He turns around and "notices" the camera.*
Oh! Hey there.[/b]
*wink and subtle flex*
My name, as if you didn't know, is.
Misssstterrrrrrrrrr PEC[/b] *dramatic pause* taaaccculllerrrrrr...
Jessie... GODD-erz[/b]
*Jessie pauses to asorb imaginary applause*
Already a star of television and fitness, I've decided its time for me to conquer a new scene. I'm just getting bored being so successful, I need a new challenge!
So I put a few different things in a hat. Porn, modeling, fashion design, competitive gaming, lingerie football league (you KNOW I'm hot enough that they'd let me play with the girls in just thong), Harlem Globetrotters... so on. But the name that came out of the hat was... Impact Wrestling! So I thought... seems easy enough.
So I went over to ask for a contract... but that dumbass Jeff Jarrett had this odd idea that I had to "earn my spot" or "pay my dues" or something crazy like that. Not sure I get it, never heard of it. But I guess it's something like I work my way from the bottom. Wrestle some guys, show I'm good by winning or whatever. I mean I think I should be put right up in those Main Events and Title Matches right away considering what a superstar I am. But if Jeff Jarrett wants me to pay my dues I guess... there's not much else that can be done.
So consider this an open challenge. Next week anyone on the roster who wants some of Mister PEC-tacular Jessie GODD-erz... well they can come and get some.
Now if you'll excuse me I got to go work on my back. You see, right now my back is only perfect. My standard, the Godderz standard, is beyond just human levels of perfection. Gotta get back to the Godd tier.[/b]
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 18:51:08 GMT -5
JB: the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Leiper’s Fort, Tennessee, weighing 230 pounds, “Cowboy” James Storm!
JB: And his opponent, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, he is the TNA World Heavyweight Champion, “The Icon” Sting!
Tenay: Last week the Revelation were beating down Mr Anderson when James Storm of all people made the save. West: We dunno why but what we do know is that Storm is about to pay for that with a match against world champion Sting. Tenay: Can you imagine what it would for Storm’s career if he can pull off a win here? West: On the other hand Sting has to prepare fopr three challengers at Final Resolution.
Sting v James Storm 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2011 18:59:49 GMT -5
Sting stings Storm
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Post by lodirulz on Nov 27, 2011 19:03:11 GMT -5
[/b] *wink and subtle flex* My name, as if you didn't know, is.
Misssstterrrrrrrrrr PEC[/b] *dramatic pause* taaaccculllerrrrrr...
Jessie... GODD-erz[/b] *Jessie pauses to asorb imaginary applause* Already a star of television and fitness, I've decided its time for me to conquer a new scene. I'm just getting bored being so successful, I need a new challenge!
So I put a few different things in a hat. Porn, modeling, fashion design, competitive gaming, lingerie football league (you KNOW I'm hot enough that they'd let me play with the girls in just thong), Harlem Globetrotters... so on. But the name that came out of the hat was... Impact Wrestling! So I thought... seems easy enough.
So I went over to ask for a contract... but that dumbass Jeff Jarrett had this odd idea that I had to "earn my spot" or "pay my dues" or something crazy like that. Not sure I get it, never heard of it. But I guess it's something like I work my way from the bottom. Wrestle some guys, show I'm good by winning or whatever. I mean I think I should be put right up in those Main Events and Title Matches right away considering what a superstar I am. But if Jeff Jarrett wants me to pay my dues I guess... there's not much else that can be done.
So consider this an open challenge. Next week anyone on the roster who wants some of Mister PEC-tacular Jessie GODD-erz... well they can come and get some.
Now if you'll excuse me I got to go work on my back. You see, right now my back is only perfect. My standard, the Godderz standard, is beyond just human levels of perfection. Gotta get back to the Godd tier.[/b][/quote] ............................................. ..................................... .............................. ............................ DUDE.
You are, A FREAKING, GOD. We must hang out sometime.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 19:10:57 GMT -5
Storm suplexs Sting then sets up with the Last Call. Sting ducks and throws Storm into the corner. Sting goes for the Stinger Splash but Storm moves. Last Call from Storm!
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Sting gets his foot on the rope. Storm lifts Sting up and goes for the Eye of the Storm but Sting counters into the Scorpion Deathdrop!
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JB: Here is your winner, Sting!
Storm gets to his feet and is immediately jumped by D'Angelo Dinero. Sting joins Dinero in putting the boots to Storm. Mr Anderson runs down and helps Storm fight off the Revelation. The Revelationhead up the ramp but stop when Joe comes out and stares them down as Impact goes off the air.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 27, 2011 19:13:48 GMT -5
Thanks to Madhack, Hayden, Gus, Spartan, mikey and lodi for voting. Thanks to cageking and lodi for voting.
Already signed for next week: Brutus Magnus v Abyss Jessie Godderz open challenge
So requests and such. Join us next week when Impact might actually be on it's regularly scheduled day.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2011 22:24:33 GMT -5
Angelina wants a match Red, Moore and Neal will speak And Dreamer wants a promo if possible with Jarrett
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 28, 2011 22:01:06 GMT -5
Okay, I was gonna make Daffney v Velvet but you klnow what Cageking, I'll add Angelina and Mickie and make it a tag match.
As such, Thursdays Impact Card:
Sting and D'Angelo Dinero v Mr Anderson and James Storm Samoa Joe v Tommy Dreamer Brutus Magnus v Abyss Jessie Godderz Open Challenge Brian Kendrick v Robbie E Daffney and Angelina Love v Mickie and Velvet Sky Taylor Wilde v ODB
Also after some consideration I've pushed the PPV back two days so as not to clash with Smackdown.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 30, 2011 0:59:42 GMT -5
Jessie Godderz's Open Challenge still needs a taker. Anyone interested PM me.
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