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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Mar 28, 2006 2:55:18 GMT -5
 Edge and Foley were ready to face the imaginary Piñata.  In Soviet Russia, you lift fork.  Triple H: Whoa!...awkward.  Shawn Michaels learned that it's better to be pissed off than to have balls on your face.  Cena: Damn, he can do handstands too...now I really need to learn how to wrestle.  While shooting his latest film, "Failure to Launch Twice," Val suffered a severe case of "tennis elbow."  Mickie: I do this to pick which boob I like best....the candles are just for show.  Warning - Overuse of steroids can lead to shrunken testicles, fits of rage, and in some cases...California Raisin face.  Vince: Hey Shawn...I see you smiling under there...did you get your smile back? huh? Shawn: I can't help it. This is the first time I've been in handcuffs without your daughter being involved. Vince: Watch it there, sailor. Bret: (giggling) ok, shut up guys. Just hold still while I take this picture. It'll look great for my next column. |
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Mar 28, 2006 3:02:36 GMT -5
Even if there's another thread, that last one with the chairshot is pretty damned clever.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Mar 28, 2006 3:12:42 GMT -5
Mine definitely won't be as funny as lildude's, but heres a couple to get the ball rolling.  "Sing it with me folks, 'my bloody valentine'..."  Kane: Ow, Show, why'd u have to hit me so hard? Big Show: Shut up and get me a beer, B@#%$!  All your base am belong to us! I will meditate than destroy you (two videogame references in a row, good on me) (Ommited from my thread and placed here cuz I'm a post"whore") |
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Post by Banned Member on Mar 28, 2006 3:17:25 GMT -5
Mickie James shortly before Merc came in his room, and discovered his shrine to Trish in ruins. |
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Post by Limey on Mar 28, 2006 4:23:36 GMT -5
Two guys compare their respective "bats". Right now, Freud is doing backflips in his grave. Show: "WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME, MR. GREEN? DON'T LEAVE ME, I CAN'T BREATHE WITHOUT YOU, I'LL WITHER AWAY AND DIE!!!" Vince: "Were you just...about...to hit me?" Triple H: "Uh...it was GREGORY HELMS!!!" Vince: "HELMS? Oooh...SOMEBODY'S gonna get stuck with another "special person" gimmick just as soon as he drops the cruiserweight title to Scotty 2 Hotty..." Vince: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that Shawn DOES NOT have piles!" Suddenly...the giant vaccuum cleaner attacked and went straight for Trips!!! Val: "YO, ADRIAN!! I DID IT!!! I WON!!!" Mickie: "What to do now...hmm...does Trish have a bunny...and a pot of boiling water?" Seconds before his face turned beetroot red, Cena was heard to remark that Vince looked "whiter than him". Shawn: "Now, I wonder where Vince went. Alls I can see is this dang chair obstructing my vision." Vince: "Shhh...I'm hiding." Foley: "Lita, I'm sorry about all the negative comments I made about you...will you marry me?" Kane: "Wait...I'm confused...since we've both defeated both members of the tag team that's facing us at wrestlemania, making it look like we're much more superior to them and they couldn't have a hope of defeating us...how are we supposed to make it look like a credible tag match?" Show: "We try to avoid thinking around here...for Mr. McMahon's sake." Vince: "MY CONTACTS ARE IN THE WRONG EYES? HOW DARE YOU MAKE A COMMENT LIKE THAT, HUNTER!! YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH OR I'LL..." Trips: "Dude...I'm over here." Vince: "DON'T BACK-TALK, BOY!!!" |
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Post by sithspit on Mar 28, 2006 8:51:19 GMT -5
Edge and Foley were having disagreements over the rules of baseball Try as he might, Big Show just couldn't make it to the toilet in time Triple H realised wearing steel toe caps wasn't a good idea when there's a giant magnet nearby Mordecai had changed a bit since the fans last saw him Vince was trying out for the LAPD...hit 'em while they're 'cuffed |
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Mar 28, 2006 10:20:34 GMT -5
foley: "edge..... i am ..... your father." edge: "really?" foley "no you idiot." show:"damn it kane quit sticking me to things with glue." hhh: "why vince i didnt know you cared" vince: "you will never forget the name .......... HHH......" after realising that cena was constantly looking at his arse HHH made a sharp exit. val: "you mean kane got show again with the glue on random object .... again?" mickie: "why am i in mercs room?" vince: "i knew i should of gone to the toilet before the match!" kane struck again with the glue on random object, this time it was vince and hbk who suffered Foley: "coach these are for you, theyre a going away present." Kane: "see i didnt just get you, i got hbk and vince Show: Mr. McMahon's going to induct you into his club for that. Trips: "vince..... i had no idea you had such beautiful blue eyes." Vince:"quick someone call springer....... im being stalked by my son in law!" |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2006 11:02:47 GMT -5
Mick: "You have the ring. And I see your schwartz is as big as mine!" The only thing on this planet that won't get winded bringing the Big Show's special pre-game meal. Brokeback Wrestling Federation proudly brings to you... Please tell me Vince isn't channeling the ghost of Kevin Nash. When will Vince realize that Superstar Billy Graham just doesn't have it anymore? Mickie: "Laces out, Dan! Die, Dan, die!" Foley: "See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo..." Kane: "Need to invest in propane if you want that truck to run again. I'll give you the number of a credible salesman. Show: "Thanks, Kane, but Hank Hill's a cartoon." |
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Post by THRJamesAngelo on Mar 28, 2006 11:09:17 GMT -5
Mickie: "Laces out, Dan! Die, Dan, die!" This is the winner right here. |
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Post by Ratings on Mar 28, 2006 11:13:43 GMT -5
Another Raw first: "Live Sex... WITH BATS!!!" Show: "C'MOOOOOOOON!!! MOVE!!! I. HAVE. TO. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Triple H: "Easy Vince! Watch your hands or I might start believing those spa rumors about you." Vince: "NOW THAT'S A MONEY SHOT!!!" HHH: "Whoa! Doing the 619 is harder than it looks." Medic: "Val, is your arm that bad?" Val Venis: "No... I just remembered I was IC Champion a few years ago and now I'm getting my ass kicked by male cheerleaders. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Mickie: "Wow, I wonder how many Wrestlecrap forum members have a shrine for me?" Vince: "Man--this would look a lot less painful if I didn't have this pole up my ass." Vince: "Hey Shawn--have a seat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love cliches!" |
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Mar 28, 2006 11:30:56 GMT -5
sorry thought of a better one.... Edge and Foley were waiting to prevent vince from starting raw by dancing again |
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