Post by salTy on Dec 19, 2011 19:23:22 GMT -5
Welcome back to the Tournament to End All Tournaments! What a matchup! Samus Aran seemed to jump off to a lead, but then The Warriors mounted a comeback, but it wasn't quite enough as Aran advances with a five to four victory! I guess those bopppers didn't quite make it back to Coney this time.
Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is!
How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide.
There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face.
Today we our honored by the presence of a man who had a voice that can make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine they make Frank Sinatra look like a hobo. That's right, it's Ron Burgundy making his TEAT debut, as he takes on former footballer turned action movie tough guy, Vinnie Jones. Jones is famous for many intimidating roles such as Sphinx from Gone in 60 Seconds, and Bullet-tooth Tony from Snatch. His strong jaw and cold eyes provide quite the menacing visage, but is it enough to topple the legendary Ron Burgundy?
Ron Burgundy
.VS.
Vinnie Jones
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Results:
Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1) -- Richard Petty(4) def. Ron Jeremy(3) -- Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1) -- Magneto(5) def. Tom Savini(2) -- Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1) -- Lara Croft(4) def. Public Enemy(2) -- Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1) -- Wayne Gretzky(4) def. Johnny Carson(1) -- Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2) -- Genghis Khan(6) def. Ron Weasley(5) -- Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0) -- The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4) -- Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3) -- Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2) -- Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1) -- King Kong(10) def. Rasputin(3) -- George Washington(8) def. Aragorn(1) -- Edgar Allan Poe(8) def. Moe Syzslak(1) -- Thing(7) def. Bill Murray(5) -- Ice Cube(4) def. Dalton(3) -- Mr. T(8) def. Dr. Wily(0) -- Link(5) def. Spartacus(3) -- Arthur Fonzarelli(3) def. Judge Dredd(2) -- Joan of Arc(3) def. Julius Caesar(2) -- John Wayne(4) def. Simon Phoenix(1) -- Vlad the Impaler(4) def. Ferris Bueller(3) -- Roddy Piper(3) def. Andre the Giant(1) -- Winston Churchill(7) def. Clive Owen(1) -- Hannibal(7) def. Ozzy Osbourne(4) -- The Kraken(5) def. Leeloo(2) -- William the Conquerer(5) def. Zapp Brannigan(2) -- Ghostbusters(5) def. Cloud(2) -- Shaft(6) def. Dr. House(1) -- Mick Foley(3) def. Hercules(2) -- Chuck Norris(5) def. General Zod(1) -- John Lennon(7) def. Brian Griffin(1) -- John Constantine(5) def. Trinity(0) -- Donkey Kong(7) def. John Matrix(1) -- Dr. Evil(3) def. Martin Riggs(1) -- Sherlock Holmes(7) def. The Minotaur(2) -- Doc Holliday(5) def. Sideshow Bob(4) -- Bane(5) def. The Beastmaster(2) - John McClane(6) def. Babyface Nelson(3) -- Yoda(5) def. Tyler Durden(2) -- Ric Flair(8) def. Steve Buscemi(1) -- The Iron Sheik(5) def. Jaws(2) -- Steve Irwin(4) def. Maximus(3) -- Spike(4) def. Sephiroth(3) -- Kingpin(6) def. Marge Simpson(2) -- Martin Luther King Jr.(4) def. Terry Funk(1) -- Tommy Lee Jones(4) def. Snoop Dogg(1) -- Guile(6) def. Blade(5) -- Vince Lombardi(6) ties MacGyver(6) -- T-800(5) def. Achilles(1) -- Samus Aran(5) def. The Warriors(4)
Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is!
How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide.
There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face.
Today we our honored by the presence of a man who had a voice that can make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine they make Frank Sinatra look like a hobo. That's right, it's Ron Burgundy making his TEAT debut, as he takes on former footballer turned action movie tough guy, Vinnie Jones. Jones is famous for many intimidating roles such as Sphinx from Gone in 60 Seconds, and Bullet-tooth Tony from Snatch. His strong jaw and cold eyes provide quite the menacing visage, but is it enough to topple the legendary Ron Burgundy?
Ron Burgundy
.VS.
Vinnie Jones
---
Results:
Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1) -- Richard Petty(4) def. Ron Jeremy(3) -- Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1) -- Magneto(5) def. Tom Savini(2) -- Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1) -- Lara Croft(4) def. Public Enemy(2) -- Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1) -- Wayne Gretzky(4) def. Johnny Carson(1) -- Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2) -- Genghis Khan(6) def. Ron Weasley(5) -- Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0) -- The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4) -- Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3) -- Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2) -- Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1) -- King Kong(10) def. Rasputin(3) -- George Washington(8) def. Aragorn(1) -- Edgar Allan Poe(8) def. Moe Syzslak(1) -- Thing(7) def. Bill Murray(5) -- Ice Cube(4) def. Dalton(3) -- Mr. T(8) def. Dr. Wily(0) -- Link(5) def. Spartacus(3) -- Arthur Fonzarelli(3) def. Judge Dredd(2) -- Joan of Arc(3) def. Julius Caesar(2) -- John Wayne(4) def. Simon Phoenix(1) -- Vlad the Impaler(4) def. Ferris Bueller(3) -- Roddy Piper(3) def. Andre the Giant(1) -- Winston Churchill(7) def. Clive Owen(1) -- Hannibal(7) def. Ozzy Osbourne(4) -- The Kraken(5) def. Leeloo(2) -- William the Conquerer(5) def. Zapp Brannigan(2) -- Ghostbusters(5) def. Cloud(2) -- Shaft(6) def. Dr. House(1) -- Mick Foley(3) def. Hercules(2) -- Chuck Norris(5) def. General Zod(1) -- John Lennon(7) def. Brian Griffin(1) -- John Constantine(5) def. Trinity(0) -- Donkey Kong(7) def. John Matrix(1) -- Dr. Evil(3) def. Martin Riggs(1) -- Sherlock Holmes(7) def. The Minotaur(2) -- Doc Holliday(5) def. Sideshow Bob(4) -- Bane(5) def. The Beastmaster(2) - John McClane(6) def. Babyface Nelson(3) -- Yoda(5) def. Tyler Durden(2) -- Ric Flair(8) def. Steve Buscemi(1) -- The Iron Sheik(5) def. Jaws(2) -- Steve Irwin(4) def. Maximus(3) -- Spike(4) def. Sephiroth(3) -- Kingpin(6) def. Marge Simpson(2) -- Martin Luther King Jr.(4) def. Terry Funk(1) -- Tommy Lee Jones(4) def. Snoop Dogg(1) -- Guile(6) def. Blade(5) -- Vince Lombardi(6) ties MacGyver(6) -- T-800(5) def. Achilles(1) -- Samus Aran(5) def. The Warriors(4)