King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Sept 7, 2011 13:20:21 GMT -5
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Post by jrcz on Sept 7, 2011 13:21:49 GMT -5
sorry  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2011 13:22:39 GMT -5
Guy was lucky that the two pinchies didn't decide to cut the sausage, ahem.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2011 13:23:03 GMT -5
Had a massive loin lobster, like Sean Connery.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2011 13:23:23 GMT -5
It's a shameful thing...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2011 13:25:39 GMT -5
Not found: the crabs, also in his pants.
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Sept 7, 2011 13:28:17 GMT -5
Why couldn't he have worn secure bike shorts?
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
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Post by Tarik Dee on Sept 7, 2011 13:29:33 GMT -5
I find hilarious this guy's last name is Hardy
"Police also recovered a pork loin that Hardy allegedly tried to stuff in his pants but threw a grocery store employees instead as he tried to run."
It sounds like something this forum would make up for a Matt Hardy story.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2011 13:29:41 GMT -5
He also had a bag of limes taped to his leg. |
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Franchise
Hank Scorpio
No you didn't.
Ronnie Garvin, you idiot! I like steak, not soup, Ronnie Garvin!
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Post by Franchise on Sept 7, 2011 13:35:33 GMT -5
The police chief's name is Wayne Payne. Someone needs to acknowledge this.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 7, 2011 14:50:50 GMT -5
Really? Words cannot describe ...  Did he have a bag full of crabs too? |
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 7, 2011 15:03:38 GMT -5
This was not a extraordinarily smart move.
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Mozenrath
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Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 7, 2011 15:12:39 GMT -5
The police chief's name is Wayne Payne. Someone needs to acknowledge this. Coming to FCW this fall! |
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Post by willywonka666 on Sept 7, 2011 15:35:31 GMT -5
They should have made him keep it in there til it pinched his balls off
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Sept 7, 2011 16:17:03 GMT -5
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 7, 2011 16:25:39 GMT -5
A careless victim of circumstance! He nabbed the crustacean like it's some kind of prize ITS PINCHING HIS THIGHS, PINCHING HIS THIGHS! |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 7, 2011 17:15:09 GMT -5
A careless victim of circumstance! He nabbed the crustacean like it's some kind of prize ITS PINCHING HIS THIGHS, PINCHING HIS THIGHS! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW These claws are sharp and his legs started to bleed! |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2011 18:03:23 GMT -5
A careless victim of circumstance! He nabbed the crustacean like it's some kind of prize ITS PINCHING HIS THIGHS, PINCHING HIS THIGHS! He wanted to be the High King Crab. |
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Sept 7, 2011 18:21:37 GMT -5
Have you seen how many pockets are on cargo shorts? You could fit like 14 lobsters. |
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Post by Citizen Snips on Sept 7, 2011 19:27:24 GMT -5
I would've wielded the lobster like a gun, threatening anyone who tries to stop me.
"Nobody try to be a hero, see? Back off or it's pinchers for you, see?"
THAT'S how you steal a lobster.
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