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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 18:30:41 GMT -5
JB: The following Knockouts contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Winter!
JB: And her opponent, from Chelsea, England, Katy Nikita Lee!
Tenay: So we have this situation where Winter, who is now Madison Rayne, is taking on Katy Lee, who was Winter. West: My head hurts. Tenay: I sympathise. But fact is that this match came about because Katy knows firsthand the kind of damage Winter can do and is trying to prevent that.
Katy Nikita Lee v Winter 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2012 18:31:31 GMT -5
Winter with the Cold Comfort!
Which is a hair pull backbreaker.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 9, 2012 18:31:55 GMT -5
Something tells me to vote for Winter with a bulldog
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2012 18:35:28 GMT -5
Winter with a heavy blizzard! (Crossbody)!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 18:45:46 GMT -5
Katy whips Winter into the ropes, then ducks her head for a back body drop. Winter stops short and brings Katy down with a neckbreaker! Cover!
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Kickout!
Winter pulls Katy up by the hair and swings her around before dropping her to the mat! Off the ropes now, Winter goes for an elbow drop…
But Katy rolls out of the way! Winter nurses her elbow as Katy gets up. She pulls Winter up and drives her into the canvas with a suplex! Cover!
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Kickout!
Katy pulls Winter up and lifts her for a slam. As she does so, referee Mike Posey get’s nailed with an inadvertent boot to the face from Winter! Katy completes the slam and makes the cover, but the ref isn’t there! Katy pulls Winter up and goes for the Kat Nip, but Winter fights out of it! She snap suplex’s Katy, then rolls to the outside. She grabs a chair and slides it into the ring. She prepares to level Katy, but Sarita runs down the ramp and grabs the chair away! As Winter backs off, Sarita raises the chair…
THEN SWINGS AROUND AND SMASHES KATY!!!
Sarita stands over her fallen partner, before tossing the chair aside and leaving. Winter quickly revives Posey and covers Katy…
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Here is your winner, Winter!
Tenay: What the hell? Why did Sarita cost Katy Lee the match? West: I’ll be honest with you, Mike. I have no idea what is going on anymore. Tenay: Bottom line, Sarita turned on her own partner and cost Katy Lee the match. And you better believe Katy will want to know why.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 18:47:24 GMT -5
The Motor City Machine Guns are backstage, smiles on their faces.
You know, a wise man once said "I'd rather lose than tie". He didn't want to be equal with his opponent, he just wanted to know who was the better man.
Chris and myself, we've never been thought of as wise men, which is a damn shame considering the scores we got on the SAT's. The Alex Shelley Experience got a 1600 when it actually meant something, and The Chris Sabin Enterprise set the bar with a 1601. Again, when it meant a damn.
The reason we bring this up is because we're currently tied with Tommy Mercer and Phil Shatter. One win apiece, with the chance to fix that tonight. But while the Motor City Machine Guns would be happy just to prove that we're the better tag team again, this time there's more at stake. Namely, the TNA Tag Team Titles.
The last time we held those belts, we had come off of three grueling months chasing those belts. Three times we fought High Flight, three times we challenged for those titles, and on our third time, our last chance at those belts, we won. Despite what would happen later with Taylor, for one glorious moment we held those belts with pride.
And within weeks, we lose. To London Brawling, a team that can't even bother to show up prepared to fight. And we lost to them! WE LOST GODDAMIT!
And ever since then, we've been without the belts. We've had chances, but we could never find it within ourselves to make it count, to walk out as champions. And for a while, we wondered why. And suddenly, it dawned on us.
The Motor City Machine Guns didn't win the TNA Tag Team Titles. The MURDER City Machine Guns did.
Now for the uninformed, it might not seem like much. "Oooh, a name change!" people are probably saying. But really, think about it. The Motor City Machine Guns had two chances at the belts, and we lost. But when we dig deep inside, when we were willing to risk everything and damn the consequences, the Murder City Machine Guns became champs. It took a dive from a ladder through a table and several stitches, but we did it. And now, The Guns are going to that dark place once again.
Mercer, Shatter, you two have something that we want. Those belts are our property, and there is nothing that will stand in our way of regaining the belts. Ask High Flight, ask every team here, we are willing to go to war for those belts. And when you face to pissed of boys from Detroit, when you face The Alex Shelley Experience and The Chris Sabin Enterprise, you're playing with fire. And you will be scorched. That's not an option, that's fact.
Tonight, we'll see which team really wants it more. So brig your steroid-induced roid rages, bring that orange goblin that's past his prime, bring it all. Because when you step into the ring with us, when you look into our eyes and realize we aren't the same men you've been preparing for, I hope you've made your peace with Him. Because there is a reason we're called the Murder City Machine Guns. And we have no problem proving we deserve that name.
We're Made In Detroit boys. And that is all we need to sign your death sentence.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 18:50:43 GMT -5
OKAY, BIG MAN, YOU READY FOR TONIGHT?!?
READY TO SEND THOSE BOYS BACK HOME TO THE FROZEN NORTH CRYIN' LIKE THE BITCHES THEY ARE?!?!?
Why are you yelling now?
I was hopin' he'd hear me from wherever the hell he is. Speakin' of...where the hell is he?
That is a very good question, dude. He better not be leaving you to fly solo tonight.
Pssh, I could take 'em.
They may be vanilla midgets, brother, but they've got more experience together than almost any other team in TNA. I'm not knocking you at all when I say fighting them 2 on 1 is a stupid move.
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Now where the hell is Mercer?!? Seems like we haven't even spoken in a week!!!
Mercer walks in holding several large pieces of poster board. He holds up one which reads, "LARYNGITIS!!!"
...oh, man, how are we gonna wrestle when his back's all f***ed up from the shots?!?
Mercer turns over the poster.
"WRONG DISEASE, GENIUS!!!"
He then holds up another one.
"CAN'T TALK...
WILL KICK ASS!!!"
Now ya see, brothers, this is why you're the champs! Mercer's got a debilitating illness, and he's still 100% ready to hit the ring and kick those squirt Guns back to Detroit! It's that kind of devotion that's gonna keep the belts around your waists for a long, long time!
Devotion, talent, muscle, the audience behind us...MAN, WE GOT IT ALL! AND AS A SHOW OF SUPPORT, I'M GONNA YELL ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US!!!
CHRIS SABIN!!!
ALEX SHELLEY!!!
YOU ALREADY LOST, BOYS!!!
GO HOME!!!
SAVE YOURSELVES THE EMBARRASSMENT OF GETTING YOUR ASSES KICKED!!!
'CUZ THE BELTS ARE STAYIN' RIGHT HERE, SO WHAT'CHA GONNA D*cough, cough cough*
Damn, man, that hurt. Either of y'all got a lozenge?
Mercer shakes his head, then points to the first sign again. Then he turns the second sign over.
"DEAL!!!"
Not cool, dude. Not cool.
He can't even talk, Phil. So don't think of it as pain. Think of it as a way to understand what your partner's going through. Then it brings you closer together as a team.
Whatever. You actually gonna be at ringside tonight?
What?
You know, like you're supposed to be whenever one of us has a match?
Yeah, I'll be at ringside tonight, don't worry.
Good. Let's go wreck us some spot monkeys.
Mercer begins holding up the remaining sign.
"I HATE PEANUT BUTTER, SHELLEY!!!"
He then turns it over...
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 18:53:45 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA World Tag Team Championship!
JB: Introducing the challengers, from Detroit, Michigan, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, The Motor City Machine Guns!
JB: And their opponents, accompanied by Hulk Hogan, at a combined weitght of 499 pounds, they are the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Phil Shatter and Tommy Mercer!
Tenay: Well as the Guns have said, the scores are tied. Phil Shatter beat Alex Shelley two weeks ago and this past week Chris Sabin defeated Tomy Mercer. West: But that was in singles matches. It’s all different tonight. Tenay: Well this is another big test of Shatter and Mercer’s title ambitions against the three time TNA Tag Champions.
TNA World Tag Team Championship Phil Shatter and Tommy Mercer (c) v Motor City Machine Guns 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Jan 9, 2012 18:54:31 GMT -5
Top Gun hoists Sabin onto his shoulders followed by Mercer hitting a Yakuza Kick on Sabin, adding extra momentum to a PTSD!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2012 18:57:40 GMT -5
Mercer with a Kill that shows anything but Mercy!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 9, 2012 18:57:41 GMT -5
Shatter with a shot to Sabin's throat. Followed by a shot to Shelley's. Followed by a shot to Mercer's, somehow clearing up the laryngitis.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 9, 2012 18:58:37 GMT -5
Shatter with a shot to Sabin's throat. Followed by a shot to Shelley's. Followed by a shot to Mercer's, somehow clearing up the laryngitis. IT'S A MIRACLE!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2012 18:59:47 GMT -5
Shatter with a shot to Sabin's throat. Followed by a shot to Shelley's. Followed by a shot to Mercer's, somehow clearing up the laryngitis. IT'S A MIRACLE!!! AND NOW ALL THOSE SIGNS ARE USELESS!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2012 19:00:24 GMT -5
Sabin with a nick knack patty wack! (Fist Drop)!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 19:10:20 GMT -5
Mercer boots Shelley then tags Shatter. Shatter lifts Shelley for the PTSD and Mercer hits a Yakuza kick!
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Sabin breaks it up!
Sabin hits a superkick to Shatter! Then he heads out to the apron. Shelley crawls across for the tag as Shatter does the same. Shatter tags in Mercer how grabs Shelley’s leg. But Shelley hits an enziguri and tags Sabin! Sabin ducks a clothesline from Mercer and hits a dropkick. He and Shelley follow up with the ASCS Rush!
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Shatter breaks it up!
Referee Brian Hebner orders Shatter back to the apron and while he’s doing this Sabin sets up for the Cradle Shock on Mercer. But Hogan grabs his leg from the outside. Shelley dives over the top rope onto Hogan. While Hebner deals with this Shatter hits the Axe Bomber on Sabin and Mercer covers.
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JB: Here are your winners, and STILL TNA World Tag team Champions, Tommy Mercer and Phil Shatter!
West: And Shatter and Mercer prove they are true champions. Tenay: How do you figure? They only won thanks to Hogan on the outside! West: Finding ways to win is the mark of a true champion, Mike.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with Scott Steiner. Scott, tonight you will be taking part in the Feast Or Fired Match, where, among others, you will be in the ring with Revelation members D'Angelo Dinero and Robert Roode. Thoughts?
Well, ya see, Christy, right now, it's not just about the Revelation. Tonight, I'm going out there with a chance to get me a guaranteed shot at the TNA World Championship. See, there's gonna be all them briefcases, and there's only gonna be a couple of us that are gonna get 'em, and one thing I'm making sure to do is to make sure the Revelation don't get none!
And then it don't matter who I beat! Kurt Angle, Brutus Magnus, it doesn't matter! I'm gettin' one of the briefcases, and I'm gettin' my world title shot! Because ya see, I'M the Genetic Freak! I can beat anybody! THAT'S GONNA MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE!!!!
So I'm gonna go out there, and I'm gonna beat everybody, and I'm gonna walk out of there with the world title briefcase! And this goes out to all my freaks out there who are expecting me to win that briefcase, Big Poppa Pump is your hookup,
HOLLA
IF YA HEAR ME!!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 19:14:22 GMT -5
*Shot opens up in front of Mickie James's Lockerroom. Sam is standing outside. Lacey walks on screen, wearing the same black mustache from the past.* HEY!Hey there. Long time no see. What have you been up to?Oh, you know... ummm... watching the sports... checking out chicks... scratching body parts... the usual.I hear ya. Say I never got your name from before. My name is Sam Conway.*Shakes his hand* Hi! My name is Lace... I mean... uhhh... Erik... Erik von Lacey.Nice to officially meet you. So, what can I do for you?I need to get this package to the Women's Champion. Ah, well, I'm under strict orders not to let anyone or anything in. And that comes from the top. So I can't let you in, sorry. Oh.. well, I had to promise that I would get this sent to her... could you do it for me?Yea, I think I could do that.REALLY!? That's great! Your the best! *Lacey hugs him* Uh... yea... no problem, pal.*Lacey skips off as Sam watches with confusion on his face.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 19:16:07 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing 350 pounds, “The Monster” Abyss!
JB: And his opponent, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, “The Samoa Submission Machine” Samoa Joe!
Tenay: This match was made this past week by D’Angelo Dinero just moments after Joe was named Wrestler of the Year for 2011 West: Well it is justified after what Joe did. Tenay: What Joe did? Dinero tried to steal his award! West: Well regardless Joe has been opposing the Revelation for some time and Abyss has one simple instruction. Take Joe out.
Abyss v Samoa Joe 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 9, 2012 19:18:34 GMT -5
Joe with a suplex
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2012 19:18:46 GMT -5
Hmm...
Joe with a Muscle Buster!
Despite no promos on either end, Tank's been more active in general, lately.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2012 19:23:31 GMT -5
Joe with the ASCS Rush.
Don't ask how.
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