TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 9, 2012 19:24:53 GMT -5
Joe with an 1080 from the top rope.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 19:32:02 GMT -5
Joe comes off the ropes and Abyss goes for a Blackhole Slam. But Joe counters oyut and hits the STJoe!
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Abyss kicks out!
Joe waits for Abyss to stand the locks on the Clutch! Abyss fights out and manages to get to his feet with Joe on his back. Abyss then falls back, crushing Joe underneath him. Abyss then pulls Joe up and grabs him round the throat. Chokeslam!
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Joe kicks out!
D’Angelo Dinero makes his way to ringside with a steel chrai. Dinero tosses it in to Abyss and order him to use it on Joe. Abyss picks up the chair but hesitates. Dinero yells at him and Abyss turns around only for Joe to kick the chair back into his face! He then lifts Abyss up and hits the Muscle Buster!
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JB: Here is your winner, Samoa Joe!
Dinero goes to enter the ring but Joe grabs the chair and uses it to chase Dinero away.
Tenay: Well Joe turned the table on Abyss and was able to put the Monster away. West: Abyss would have won if he just did what he was told. Tenay: If he used the chair he would have gotten disqualified. West: Detail, details. Tenay: Well in cany case, we can now go backstage to James Storm.
So, let's see, tonight there's four cases, I could get fired, that would suck.
I could get a tag title shot, but I ain't got a partner no more.
I could get a shot at the X division title, but I can't do all them little flippy deals they do.
But then again, I COULD get a shot at the big one, get to the top of the ol' mountain, start drinking the real fancy beers.
And with Naitch by my side, It'd finally be my time to shine.
Well, then, that settles it, I'm gittin' me one of them cases, and if anyone tries to stop me, then sorry about their damn luck.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2012 19:34:00 GMT -5
Might I say i'm so sorry for not promoing....my stupid boyfriend kept me off his laptop the whole time
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 19:34:46 GMT -5
The scene opens on an empty dressing room. Although we don't see anyone, we can hear a voice speaking...
It's been a long time since I've done this. For the first time in several months, this all has meaning.
No longer must I live my life, fighting someone else's fight...
No no no. That doesn't work...
The camera pans over to show Brian Kendrick seated on a bench, writing on a piece of paper.
It has to have MEANING. FEELING.
I don't just want to sing a song. I want to tell a story!
Soon the world is goin' to see, a side of me that they have never SEEEEEEEEEEEEN...
Before!
Yes! That's it!
Kendrick throws down the paper and runs over to...
A piano that is inexplicably just there. He starts to play...
Fifteen men...
Fighting for a shot at glory!
Fifteen men...
Feast or Fired!
Gen-A-sis!
Three title shots...
The winners shall procure...
The fourth man gets a pink slip...
SO SHOW HIM THE DOOR!!
Kendrick throws back his head as he allows the music to overtake him. A stagehand enters.
"...Um, Mr. Kendrick?"
Kendrick is too absorbed in the music to hear him.
"Mr. Kendrick!"
Kendrick still doesn't notice him.
"BRIAN!!"
The stagehand taps Kendrick on the shoulder, causing him to stop suddenly. He turns to the stagehand.
"Y-your... your match is next..."
Kendrick looks at the stagehand, then back at the piano.
OK.
Kendrick stands up, then turns back and plays a few more keys on the piano.
I'm the Brian Kendrick...
Thank you!
Kendrick leaves. The camera pans back to show the sheets of paper he had been writing. The coversheet reads...
KENDRICK: THE MUSICAL!
We fade out.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2012 19:36:11 GMT -5
The Brian Kendrick?!
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 9, 2012 19:36:37 GMT -5
Apparently I should ha e told you the Anderson promos were to be spaced throughout the show.
My bad.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 19:38:01 GMT -5
Hello. I'm a non attorney spokesperson for Team 3D. As many of you are well aware, Team 3D has said little to nothing in recent memory. However, upon hearing that they are scheduled in the annual Feast or Fire match, they were set to break their silence. However due to time constraints, they were rejected, so I will be representing them in a verbal debate to try and get you people to vote for us, and by that I mean, give them good luck for tonight's match. They have given me this set of pre written notes, which I shall now analyze for you:
Brother Ray, dot dot: Hey Devon comma. Why have we been so silent recently question mark.
Brother Devon, dot dot: Long pause I don't know period.
Brother Ray, dot dot: Well comma tonight's a good night to stop period exclamation point.
Ok, stop. Just, stop.
Brother Devon and Brother Ray walk in, not looking very pleased. Devon is wearing a directors hat, and carrying a megaphone.
We haven't said anything because we didn't have anything to say! We already have our legacy, and we already have the fans on our side! We thought that would be enough to get it done in the ring. Well, apparently not. But look: When we told you to speak for us, I didn't mean talk like a slurred robot that doesn't know how to use proper grammar!
Sir, your behavior is simply appalling.
Whatever. GET OUT!
But-
OUT!!!!
The man quickly runs off, as Team 3D faces the camera.
Ok, that was the trailers, here's the feature presentation! Team 3D, Feast or Fired! The biggest risk in TNA today! A chance to either get a shot at gold, or lose your job! You might remember last year our game of strip poker and Devon in a clown suit?
Oh my brother, what good times those were!
I think the most surprising thing of that segment is that Guido kid. Not only did he mistake college for collage, but now he's The X-Division Champion!
Devon does a spit take, getting water all over Brother Ray.
.... Was that really necessary?
...... Yes.
...... Why?
.... I was surprised. I was facing the wrong way. At least it was water, remember the incident in Chicago with the bathroom?
DON"T REMIND ME.
Sorry. Anyhow, we better be real careful in this match. If both of us grab a briefcase, there's a 50% chance that one of us is gone. I think it's for the best that we focus on one case and one case only, and then let someone else grab the other three. Ending our partnership after so long could not only be deadly, but it could throw up all the way to the bottom of the ladder.
...... That's the smartest thing you've said in a LONG time. I LIKE IT!..... But I only have one question. What are we going to do after we get one of the briefcases?
I don't know, sell concessions? Set up a card table and watch the match? Bring back the Team 3D Knockouts Table?
I don't know, I think that other guy has the ladies covered.
Well, the way I see this currently, any title shot would be great. Someone needs to strike a blow to The Revelation, somebody needs to shut that Guido up, and of course, we could always use another tag team title shot.
Of course. Shall we?
Lets. OH MY BROTHER, TESTIFY!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2012 19:40:03 GMT -5
THE Brian Kendrick?
Doing musical theater?
*Head explodes*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 19:40:54 GMT -5
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the Feast or Fired match!
JB: Introducing first, from New York City, at a combined weight of 589 pounds, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
JB: From Rudd, Iowa, Jessie Godderz!
JB: From Orlando, Florida, weighing 240 pounds, Jesse Neal!
JB: From the United Kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, Brutus Magnus!
*Brutus Magnus makes his way down to the ring, a cocky grin on his face.*
Well, aren't you clever James? After your partner Robert Roode dropped you like he should have two years ago, you decide to make your name of the greatest wrestler to step into the squared circle, The Mag Daddy.
Now you aren't the first person to do this sunshine, and I can guarantee you won't be the last. Because it seems that whenever someone wants to go for the title, they go after me first. Not that tub of goo Joe, not Dinero, not Anderson, me. And the reason for this is because they know that if they can beat Brutus Magnus, there's no one they can't beat. I held the TNA Heavyweight Title for over thirteen months, despite the attempts of some hack who couldn't cut it in my company. I am the Gold Standard here, the test that every man must face if they wish to go after the title.
James Storm, you are simply another man who is trying to break through the glass ceiling here, and just like everyone else you target Brutus Magnus. It started at Turning Point, then you humiliated me on Christmas eve, and just last week it was you who humiliated me by taking me out of the battle royal. Well tonight, the tables are turned.
Tonight, I humiliate you sunshine. Not only am I going to grab one of these briefcases, and not only will it be for the Heavyweight Title, but I am going to prevent you from getting anywhere near a briefcase. Consider it but a small revenge for everything youvedone to me lately.
Come on out windowlicker. And take your beating like a man.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 19:42:22 GMT -5
Apparently I should ha e told you the Anderson promos were to be spaced throughout the show. My bad. It's okay, I figured it out. Despite all evidence to the contray, I do have a brain.
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lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2012 19:42:53 GMT -5
............. No Curry Man? ..... No dance off this year?
..... Damn.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 19:43:29 GMT -5
JB: From Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, “The Pope” D’Angelo Dinero!
JB: From Brooklyn, New York, weighing 150 pounds, DJ Red!
JB: From Katy, Texas, weighing 200 pounds, Jesse Sorensen!
JB: From Wall Street, Manhattan, New York, weighing 240 pounds, Robert Roode!
JB: From Detroit, Michigan, weighing 276 pounds, “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner!
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, professional wrestling's only olympic gold medalist, Kurt Angle!
Kurt, it's been a while since we last heard from you.
Been a while since I've had anything to say.
Tonight you compete in the Feast or Fired Match. What's your strategy going into this one?
Grab a briefcase as soon as I can and hope it's the one I want.
Straight to the point as ever. Well good luck in your quest to once again becoming World Heavyweight Champion.
Nope.
Nope?
Nope.
Oh, I see, so you've found a partner and now want to go after the World Tag Team Championship?
Guess again.
You want to go back to the X Division?
Last chance.
Well that only leaves...
Precisely.
Kurt, do you... want to get fired?
You're damn right I do. I'm sick of being mistreated in TNA.
Mistreated? You're a grand slam champion.
Exactly, I've held every single title this company has to offer me. There's nothing left for me to achieve here.
You have no desire to be World Heavyweight Champion again?
I didn't say that. I just don't want to do it here. Think about it, I'm Kurt Angle. One of the best wrestlers in the world today and a main eventer if you ever saw one. I could walk into any other wrestling company, ask for a world title shot and they'd give it to me, no questions asked. TNA on the other hand seems to think they can just throw me in Feast or Fired matches, six men, ten men tag matches, Steel Asylum matches, battle royals, anything where I essentially just round out the numbers. How dare this company treat me as nothing more than cheap filler?
Tonight, I hope I get fired so I never have to work another stinking day in this company ever again. It's been far too long since I got the respect I deserved and the sooner as I can get out of my contract, the better. When I came to TNA in 2006, it was because I needed a break away from the big leagues. Now though... I'm ready to go home and I don't mean Pittsburgh. Still... might as well break a few more ankles on the way out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 19:45:53 GMT -5
JB: From Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!
JB: From Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 236 pounds, Matt Hardy!
JB: From Leiper’s Fork, Tennessee, weighing 230 pounds, James Storm!
JB: From Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing 237 pounds, Rob Van Dam!
JB: From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle!
Tenay: Well ladies and geltelemen is is now time for the Feast or Fired match. West: Everybody wants the world title match but and X Division or Tag Team title shot isn’t a bad consolation. Oh course you could be fired. Tenay: Except for Kurt Angle. We just found out that he actually wants the fired case.
Feast or Fired match Brian Kendrick v Brother Devon v Brother Ray v Brutus Magnus v D'Angelo Dinero v DJ Red v James Storm v Jesse Neal v Jesse Sorensen v Jessie Godderz v Kurt Angle v Matt Hardy v Rob Van Dam v Robert Roode v Scott Steiner Five minutes rounds One votes per round Four votes gets a briefcase Match continues until all four briefcases have been retrieved
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2012 19:47:16 GMT -5
............. No Curry Man? ..... No dance off this year? ..... Damn. I know dude. But we'll always have the memories. OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!![/b]
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2012 19:47:43 GMT -5
Brutus Magnus punches Storm in the crotch.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 9, 2012 19:48:03 GMT -5
Stormpunches Hardy
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 9, 2012 19:48:34 GMT -5
Kendrick with an enziguri
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2012 19:48:40 GMT -5
DJ Red hits Matt Hard with a Remixed Code Redq
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lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2012 19:50:19 GMT -5
Brother Devon spins the ladder round and round and round like a top, and knocks out everybody in the ring!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 19:51:05 GMT -5
Brian Kendrick - 1 Brother Devon - 1 Brother Ray Brutus Magnus - 1 D'Angelo Dinero DJ Red - 1 James Storm - 1 Jesse Neal Jesse Sorensen Jessie Godderz Kurt Angle Matt Hardy Rob Van Dam Robert Roode Scott Steiner
New Round!
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