Post by salTy on Jan 11, 2012 21:09:58 GMT -5
Welcome back to the Tournament to End All Tournaments! I appologize for my extended absense. The holidays have not been kind as I've lost two very close relatives in a matter of two months. Keeping track of this tournament just wasn't a priority. Never the less, I'm back now and ready to push forward and keep this baby rolling. As you all saw, the last match saw Ron Burgundy thoroughly trounce Vinnie Jones in a five to one victory. It seems the random number sorter is working in my favor as the matchup for the triumphant return of the TEAT is a proverbial clash of cultural icons.
Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is!
How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide.
There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face.
I'm keeping this short and sweet. You know who these guys are, they require no introduction.
Bart Simpson
.VS.
Muhammad Ali
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Results:
Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1) -- Richard Petty(4) def. Ron Jeremy(3) -- Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1) -- Magneto(5) def. Tom Savini(2) -- Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1) -- Lara Croft(4) def. Public Enemy(2) -- Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1) -- Wayne Gretzky(4) def. Johnny Carson(1) -- Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2) -- Genghis Khan(6) def. Ron Weasley(5) -- Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0) -- The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4) -- Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3) -- Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2) -- Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1) -- King Kong(10) def. Rasputin(3) -- George Washington(8) def. Aragorn(1) -- Edgar Allan Poe(8) def. Moe Syzslak(1) -- Thing(7) def. Bill Murray(5) -- Ice Cube(4) def. Dalton(3) -- Mr. T(8) def. Dr. Wily(0) -- Link(5) def. Spartacus(3) -- Arthur Fonzarelli(3) def. Judge Dredd(2) -- Joan of Arc(3) def. Julius Caesar(2) -- John Wayne(4) def. Simon Phoenix(1) -- Vlad the Impaler(4) def. Ferris Bueller(3) -- Roddy Piper(3) def. Andre the Giant(1) -- Winston Churchill(7) def. Clive Owen(1) -- Hannibal(7) def. Ozzy Osbourne(4) -- The Kraken(5) def. Leeloo(2) -- William the Conquerer(5) def. Zapp Brannigan(2) -- Ghostbusters(5) def. Cloud(2) -- Shaft(6) def. Dr. House(1) -- Mick Foley(3) def. Hercules(2) -- Chuck Norris(5) def. General Zod(1) -- John Lennon(7) def. Brian Griffin(1) -- John Constantine(5) def. Trinity(0) -- Donkey Kong(7) def. John Matrix(1) -- Dr. Evil(3) def. Martin Riggs(1) -- Sherlock Holmes(7) def. The Minotaur(2) -- Doc Holliday(5) def. Sideshow Bob(4) -- Bane(5) def. The Beastmaster(2) - John McClane(6) def. Babyface Nelson(3) -- Yoda(5) def. Tyler Durden(2) -- Ric Flair(8) def. Steve Buscemi(1) -- The Iron Sheik(5) def. Jaws(2) -- Steve Irwin(4) def. Maximus(3) -- Spike(4) def. Sephiroth(3) -- Kingpin(6) def. Marge Simpson(2) -- Martin Luther King Jr.(4) def. Terry Funk(1) -- Tommy Lee Jones(4) def. Snoop Dogg(1) -- Guile(6) def. Blade(5) -- Vince Lombardi(6) ties MacGyver(6) -- T-800(5) def. Achilles(1) -- Samus Aran(5) def. The Warriors(4) -- Ron Burgundy(5) def. Vinnie Jones(0)
Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is!
How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide.
There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face.
I'm keeping this short and sweet. You know who these guys are, they require no introduction.
Bart Simpson
.VS.
Muhammad Ali
---
Results:
Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1) -- Richard Petty(4) def. Ron Jeremy(3) -- Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1) -- Magneto(5) def. Tom Savini(2) -- Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1) -- Lara Croft(4) def. Public Enemy(2) -- Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1) -- Wayne Gretzky(4) def. Johnny Carson(1) -- Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2) -- Genghis Khan(6) def. Ron Weasley(5) -- Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0) -- The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4) -- Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3) -- Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2) -- Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1) -- King Kong(10) def. Rasputin(3) -- George Washington(8) def. Aragorn(1) -- Edgar Allan Poe(8) def. Moe Syzslak(1) -- Thing(7) def. Bill Murray(5) -- Ice Cube(4) def. Dalton(3) -- Mr. T(8) def. Dr. Wily(0) -- Link(5) def. Spartacus(3) -- Arthur Fonzarelli(3) def. Judge Dredd(2) -- Joan of Arc(3) def. Julius Caesar(2) -- John Wayne(4) def. Simon Phoenix(1) -- Vlad the Impaler(4) def. Ferris Bueller(3) -- Roddy Piper(3) def. Andre the Giant(1) -- Winston Churchill(7) def. Clive Owen(1) -- Hannibal(7) def. Ozzy Osbourne(4) -- The Kraken(5) def. Leeloo(2) -- William the Conquerer(5) def. Zapp Brannigan(2) -- Ghostbusters(5) def. Cloud(2) -- Shaft(6) def. Dr. House(1) -- Mick Foley(3) def. Hercules(2) -- Chuck Norris(5) def. General Zod(1) -- John Lennon(7) def. Brian Griffin(1) -- John Constantine(5) def. Trinity(0) -- Donkey Kong(7) def. John Matrix(1) -- Dr. Evil(3) def. Martin Riggs(1) -- Sherlock Holmes(7) def. The Minotaur(2) -- Doc Holliday(5) def. Sideshow Bob(4) -- Bane(5) def. The Beastmaster(2) - John McClane(6) def. Babyface Nelson(3) -- Yoda(5) def. Tyler Durden(2) -- Ric Flair(8) def. Steve Buscemi(1) -- The Iron Sheik(5) def. Jaws(2) -- Steve Irwin(4) def. Maximus(3) -- Spike(4) def. Sephiroth(3) -- Kingpin(6) def. Marge Simpson(2) -- Martin Luther King Jr.(4) def. Terry Funk(1) -- Tommy Lee Jones(4) def. Snoop Dogg(1) -- Guile(6) def. Blade(5) -- Vince Lombardi(6) ties MacGyver(6) -- T-800(5) def. Achilles(1) -- Samus Aran(5) def. The Warriors(4) -- Ron Burgundy(5) def. Vinnie Jones(0)