I hate my neighbours.

[Heartbreaker]

Oh god...

My neighbours are insane. They are always yelling, screaming, fighting in their kitchen. That kitchen window is RIGHT IN FRONT of my bedroom window which means I have to hear every single thing. Right now it's 11 PM and after being busy all day I'm tired as hell and excited to go to sleep. But noooo they have to be up screaming at this time of the night.

[Yami Daimao]

Send zombies to eat them.

[Wolfpack Bitch]

I feel your pain.. I've got upstairs neighbors who have friends over at all hours of the night, pounding on the door to get in. They have no indoor voices, I hear every phone conversation. The grandkids come over and it sounds like wild buffalo running across the floor... and the bathroom is right above my bedroom so I get to hear them using the toilet, vomiting and having shower sex. I've also been known to turn the hot water off when they try to enjoy a shower lasting longer than 20 minutes or when they have shower sex. I don't wanna hear that, really.

Loud TV, the 18 year old beats his g/f and the drunk brother can never seem to find an entrance to the apartment. He's been found wandering around the porch looking in their windows. Oh and did I mention that the 18 year old is in a gang.. his rivals have come over to fight several times, they've been here less than a year and had the cops called on them 6 times.

You should grab a flashlight and shine it in their eyes when they start fighting by your window.. maybe they'll get the hint and take it elsewhere.

[Krimzon]

Pal, you're preaching to the choir. My neighbors were just like that, but worse. They live upstairs and were ALWAYS at each other's throats. I had to put up with screaming, cussing, slamming doors, stomping, running up and down the stairs, and crap like that. It was a living nightmare. Worse yet that he could get physically violent and so could she. I was in my living room one day, when they were going at it, and I could hear hear her scream that she couldn't breathe. I panicked and thought he was choking her or something. Before I knew it, I was out the door and heading upstairs. Their front door was wide open and they were in their bedroom with him forcefully holding her down. I put a stop to it and the situation eventually calmed down. She thanked me, yet the two of them stayed together and many, many episodes followed it. Got to the point where I didn't give a s*** anymore. I just prayed vigorously for them to leave and just recently got my wish! They moved out and I'm still smiling. This place is finally peaceful!

[Hassan bin Sober]

My girlfriend's neighbors are annoying. They have a dog that they keep outside and instead of putting it in the back yard they rudely fenced it in right between the two houses. So one of the 4 sides of the "fence" is actually my girlfriend's bedroom wall. There is a window there! This wouldn't be too big a problem except the dog whimpers, barks and howls at all hours of the night (and day). It especially likes to howl when it hears sirens. Very annoying.

[TCA]

My neighbours are the same. If there not having extremely loud verbal and physical confrontations then they are having really loud sex, sometimes even on their back porch. My other neighbours were drug dealers and one time of their labs went bang. It was a massive explosion! Some of them used to also hide in our garden when the cops would come (which was regularly).

[Claw died]

It would be cool if your neighbors boned constantly so you can hear them boning all the time I think that would be pretty cool.

[Mac]

My neighborhood is a small penninsula, surrounded on three sides by ocean. There are three houses in the neighborhood that were just bad news. One wasownewd by a family, the son inhereted from his father.. the son was an alcoholic.. had kids, the kids wound up staying there with no supervision.. hoiuse eventually got foreclosed on. The one next to it, a mother whos husband died went nuts her teenage kids are jerks.. one walks up and down the street with a backpack Im sure contains drugs. on the bridge out of the neighborhood it's not unheard of to see a dozen+ kids being teenagers. One time I got up for work at 5 am and found a guy and a girl in my backyard, she was crying he was consoling her (trying to have her have sex with him) I walked out and the sensor light turned on and he turned around and said "WTF man???" I had a clenched fist ready to deck him, but thought better of it.. told them to beat it.. pain in my ass every weekend. it's going to come to a head eventually.