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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Mar 18, 2006 3:57:22 GMT -5
Have at it: At this moment, Rey remembered the days when he was always picked last playing "El Dodgeball" in Mexico. Rey: I smell tuna...wait, it's not your boots. It's your <censored> Whatever it is Randy was reaching for, the man in front didn't want us to see. Despite the size of Bull Harley's posse, Lincoln Hawk would not grant him a rematch. JBL: You do NOT tell me when I can and cannot crack one open. Booker T (mumbling): I'm getting too old for this S#%& [same as above] Sadly, this was not an ice rink...and the Olympics were over. Burchill: I download and distribute music illegaly over the internet. That's why I'm dressed like this...I'm a PIRATE!! get it? (silence)....c'mon, play along.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 18, 2006 4:28:04 GMT -5
Nitro: Man you have to get a good match out of Orton at Wrestlemania. Ha! Sucks to be you. Rey: Giggidy! Orton: Man you thighs feel nice. Finlay: Come On Guys Its St Patrick's Day!. Lets go to the pub and get Pissed and then we will FOIGHT!!! JBL: I'm here for your Liver. You have Organ Donor card. So Make with the Liver. Booker and Sharmel realize that Randy Orton left a present for Sharmel under the ring.
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Post by Topher is Human on Mar 18, 2006 4:48:41 GMT -5
Johnny: I said, PULL MY FINGER! if only King announced Smackdown! Nick Patrick was simply AMAZED at how openly gay Orton was this week One of the Gymini just realised he was next in line for a hair transplant after the other bald men saw that Finlays transplant was a success JBL: Don't worry Benoit, along with my First Aid kit, I am a HEALING... GOD! Sharmell: TO THE BEE MOBILE! Booker: You mean your chevy? Sharmell: THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM! NOW MY BOTTOM BIG! Paul: hey boys... how about you pull MY finger...
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TheKillShot
Don Corleone
The man with the flan.
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Post by TheKillShot on Mar 18, 2006 7:12:30 GMT -5
Kurt's version of the 5-second pose was well received. And we all thought Finlay wasn't in the WWE to make friends.
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Bubba Ho-Tep
I mark for Goldust! cWo!
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Post by Save Us.222 on Mar 18, 2006 8:13:54 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Mar 18, 2006 10:32:34 GMT -5
REY: "...you should really try an air freshener in there! Aye Dios Mio!" NICK PATRICK: "Randy! What the hell are you doing?! We've got a match going on here! We don't have time for that!" JBL: "Look at him. Sleepin' like a little angel. I'll give him his juice box when he wakes up." BOOKER: "I TOLD you bee keeping was a stupid hobby! Why the hell would you keep them under the ring?!" Burchall: "So, you don't like the Bucaneers this year, hunh?! I'm gonna hoist you from the yard arm!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2006 12:01:12 GMT -5
"YOU! You're the one who pooped in my bag!" (I know the pic focuses on Melina, but what the heck is that MNM guy behind them holding his Johnson for?) Nick Patrick: "Eh? I can't hear you, Randy, my gaydar is buzzing like a sumbitch!" The Baldies just aren't the same without Spanish Angel. (I just can't top the organ donor one. That was great.) Sharmell: "With all the recent nostalgia signings, I had a bad feeling the Killer Bees were next on the list!" Sharmell: "Oh, snap! My psychic powers are correct! Jim Brunzell just stung my ankle!" Burchill: "Aye, ya scurvy dawgs! I wants me some of ya booty or the mutiny shall arise at sundown!"
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Post by Virt McGirt on Mar 19, 2006 4:19:36 GMT -5
"TORO!!!!"
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Post by TripleMerc on Mar 19, 2006 19:31:53 GMT -5
Hey! Maybe you and I should go out for pizza later! ARRGH! If only eddie were here to see this! Too bad I cant enjoy it myself because of Eddie dying and me turning emo and eddie this and eddie that Both the referee and Randy Orton were sharing a laugh about Nitro(?)'s steroid use. Being it St. Patty's day, Finlay had already had his share of beer. JBL: Um... Yeah...... I have a puppy in here too... Booker T: Why are you wearing a beekeeper's suit? Sharmell: To protect me! Booker T: You think THAT will protect you from a 6ft 2 260 pound boogeyman? Sharmell: Uh...... EEK! ITS THE BOOGEYMAN! *runs off* I told you they had stuff that bit back down there! Once they confessed their love to each other, they started doing lots more in the ring. Burchill: 'Ello! Nitro: Not this 'Ello business again.. dont you have any mic skills? Burchill: 'Ello! *shows sword* Nitro: ARE YOU D... where is everyone else? *everyone else is running down hall*
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