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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Mar 19, 2006 5:32:09 GMT -5
 Cena (backstage): YESS! I knew those "Eminem: Live in Concert" flyers would work.  Kurt: You think this is bad, John? Just wait until I hand you over to Randy.  Rey: PAPA!  It looks like HBK has started a trend.  Lita was saddened that even SHE could not offer that kind of burning sensation.  In the year 2010, Austin and McMahon will square off again. Unfortunately, Vince will no longer be able to control his bladder.  Referee Chad Patton gives this spot one thumb up.  Oscar season may be over, but critics still can't get enough of Brokeback McMahon. |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 19, 2006 5:40:42 GMT -5
Um? This reminds me of Ridicules day at The Deli. Where prices where so low there where ridicules. Angle: Good news Cena. You don't have Cancer. Rey: HIGHER HHH HIGHER WEEE WEEE!!!!! Fortunately Stone Cold had his Mouth Open. Edge's Bar and Grill Open for Business. Looks like my place at 3:30 am on a Sunday Morning. Minus the Vomit. |
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Post by Banned Member on Mar 19, 2006 6:19:34 GMT -5
Kurt: Hold still John while I pull out Mae Youngs hand, JR's fake head, and HHH's Sledgehammer, and than I'll pull your career out of your ass! John: No Kurt I need that!! Kurt: Not according to those Cena sucks chants. |
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DM91
Trap-Jaw
SignatureMania XXX
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by DM91 on Mar 19, 2006 6:57:40 GMT -5
Edge knew he had no chance of defeating Foley by himself, so attempted to resurrect gangrel. |
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Post by Banned Member on Mar 19, 2006 7:56:48 GMT -5
Rey: You'll catch me this time right Hunter??? HHH: Sure no problem *mutters* After I drop you one more time* Rey: What was that!!! Make sure you catch Me! HHH: I said I would now don't worry about it! *sucker* |
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Post by viscera on Mar 19, 2006 8:01:41 GMT -5
Edge: Cool... I can make fire!!! |
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Mar 19, 2006 8:17:28 GMT -5
Kane, angered by having no appearence on the card, decided to take his frustration out on Edge's brand new table. Edge was reported to be 'pissed off, but at least it was better then being pissed on.' |
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Post by chuckg1982 on Mar 19, 2006 8:46:27 GMT -5
Edge doing his best Jimi Hendrix impersonation. Shawn trying to teach Vince how to tango. Meanwhile, Shane attempts to cop a feel. |
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Mar 19, 2006 8:49:35 GMT -5
now edge, surely you know playing with matches is naughty! |
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Post by sithspit on Mar 19, 2006 9:10:44 GMT -5
Kurt: OK, now Cena, if you'll just turn your head and cough... On the New 'Alien: Directors Cut', the face hugger had undergone a transformation JBL seemed annoyed that the water had made him grow one ginormous breast WWE was keen to downplay reports by Christian groups that their product was 'too satanic' The referee was slightly over-optimistic on the status of the corpses Shane breaks his arm on HBK's 'balls of steel' |
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Mar 19, 2006 11:39:38 GMT -5
Edge knew he had no chance of defeating Foley by himself, so attempted to resurrect gangrel. WINNER!! (IMO) |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Mar 19, 2006 12:31:50 GMT -5
The WWE had some budget cuts. This is now known as an "Inferno Match." Shawn Michaels goes through the McMahon's new steroid test. They figure if Michaels' balls are shrunken, he's on steroids. |
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Post by TripleMerc on Mar 19, 2006 16:48:16 GMT -5
Cena: Hey Kurt, You know I dont swing that way! Kurt executes German Suplex Cena: *screaming in pain* ESPECIALLY not that way! Rey: AGAIN! AGAIN! JBL was SHOCKED to see the 1 person with a worse gimmick than him standing in front of him. Edge just needed a disco ball, and he'd have Disco Inferno! Thats what I hate about you americans. You cant hold your apple juice. The referee was delusional, and all of a sudden thought He was Mick Foley. It was only right to get back at the thing that they got pissed on with. |
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Don Corleone
Bah gawd Keeng he just tripped over da chair! Da carnage!
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Post by damian001 on Mar 19, 2006 17:25:07 GMT -5
Lita was saddened that even SHE could not offer that kind of burning sensation. Actually she can, it just takes a few weeks. |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 19, 2006 18:07:03 GMT -5
Cena: Kurt, if your going to do this at least use the pull out method! JR: THAT TABLE HAS A FAMILY!!! Austin: Damn Angle and his pull out method. |
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Post by Virt McGirt on Mar 19, 2006 18:28:31 GMT -5
 The re-enactment of the Upside Down Kiss from SPIDER-MAN didn't go so well |
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