Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Feb 1, 2012 15:44:18 GMT -5
Simpsons paradox, maybe?
And to a lesser extent, CM Punk = Bart? I watch way too much Simpsons and wrestling.
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Jimmy
Grimlock
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Post by Jimmy on Feb 1, 2012 16:20:59 GMT -5
Laurinaitis: COO, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
Triple H: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Laurinaitis: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.
Triple H: You call hamburgers steamed hams.
Laurinaitis: Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Triple H: Uh-huh. What region?
Laurinaitis: Uh, New England.
Triple H: Really. Well, I'm from Nashua and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."
Laurinaitis: Oh, not in Nashua, no; it's an Worcester expression.
Triple H: I see.
Triple H: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Doink Burger.
Laurinaitis: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Laurinaitis Burgers. Old family recipe.
Triple H: For steamed hams.
Laurinaitis: Yes.
Triple H: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. [shows Laurinaitis the grill marks]
Laurinaitis: Uh ... you know ... one thing I sh-- ... 'scuse me for one second.
Triple H: Of course.
Laurinaitis: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Triple H: Yes, I guess I should be --[notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Laurinaitis: Kane?
Triple H: Kane? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Laurinaitis: Yes.
Triple H: May I see him?
Laurinaitis: Oh, erm... No.
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Feb 1, 2012 16:48:05 GMT -5
"Johnny."
"Yes?"
"You're fired!"
"Did you just call me a liar?"
"No. I said you were fired."
"Oh...that's much worse."
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Feb 1, 2012 16:48:21 GMT -5
RAW would be a must-see program if segments like the one above this post occurred. No joke.
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Post by chunkylover53 on Feb 1, 2012 18:59:31 GMT -5
Laurinaitis: COO, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers. Triple H: I thought we were having steamed clams. Laurinaitis: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers. Triple H: You call hamburgers steamed hams. Laurinaitis: Yes, it's a regional dialect. Triple H: Uh-huh. What region? Laurinaitis: Uh, New England. Triple H: Really. Well, I'm from Nashua and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams." Laurinaitis: Oh, not in Nashua, no; it's an Worcester expression. Triple H: I see. Triple H: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Doink Burger. Laurinaitis: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Laurinaitis Burgers. Old family recipe. Triple H: For steamed hams. Laurinaitis: Yes. Triple H: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. [shows Laurinaitis the grill marks] Laurinaitis: Uh ... you know ... one thing I sh-- ... 'scuse me for one second. Triple H: Of course. Laurinaitis: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Triple H: Yes, I guess I should be --[notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there? Laurinaitis: Kane? Triple H: Kane? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Laurinaitis: Yes. Triple H: May I see him? Laurinaitis: Oh, erm... No. That really made me laugh. Good job! BTW, to add to this Shelton Benjamin = Carl, Charlie Haas = Lenny. |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 1, 2012 19:22:34 GMT -5
Laurinaitis: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Triple H: Yes, I guess I should be --[notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there? Laurinaitis: Kane? Triple H: Kane? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Laurinaitis: Yes. Triple H: May I see him? Laurinaitis: Oh, erm... No. Give this man the $10,000! |
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TGM
Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Feb 1, 2012 19:56:43 GMT -5
Laurinaitis: COO, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers. Triple H: I thought we were having steamed clams. Laurinaitis: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers. Triple H: You call hamburgers steamed hams. Laurinaitis: Yes, it's a regional dialect. Triple H: Uh-huh. What region? Laurinaitis: Uh, New England. Triple H: Really. Well, I'm from Nashua and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams." Laurinaitis: Oh, not in Nashua, no; it's an Worcester expression. Triple H: I see. Triple H: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Doink Burger. Laurinaitis: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Laurinaitis Burgers. Old family recipe. Triple H: For steamed hams. Laurinaitis: Yes. Triple H: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. [shows Laurinaitis the grill marks] Laurinaitis: Uh ... you know ... one thing I sh-- ... 'scuse me for one second. Triple H: Of course. Laurinaitis: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Triple H: Yes, I guess I should be --[notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there? Laurinaitis: Kane? Triple H: Kane? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Laurinaitis: Yes. Triple H: May I see him? Laurinaitis: Oh, erm... No. That really made me laugh. Good job! BTW, to add to this Shelton Benjamin = Carl, Charlie Haas = Lenny. Shelton = Black Charlie = White "Don't you miss the old 636... *looks at hand* Shelton?" |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2012 20:02:52 GMT -5
Tyler Reks: What's a match?
Laurenaitus: Hahahaha, lets go.
HHH: Did that wrestler say what's a match?
Laurenaitus: No he said What a catch, it's about football.
HHHs: Hmm, it sounded like match.
Laurenaitus: I've had a cold, so--
HHH: Oh so you hear m's as c's?
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Post by PTBartman on Feb 1, 2012 20:16:40 GMT -5
Kevin Dunn as Cheif Wiggims
RVD as Otto
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Feb 2, 2012 1:00:21 GMT -5
Laurinaitis: COO, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers. Triple H: I thought we were having steamed clams. Laurinaitis: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers. Triple H: You call hamburgers steamed hams. Laurinaitis: Yes, it's a regional dialect. Triple H: Uh-huh. What region? Laurinaitis: Uh, New England. Triple H: Really. Well, I'm from Nashua and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams." Laurinaitis: Oh, not in Nashua, no; it's an Worcester expression. Triple H: I see. Triple H: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Doink Burger. Laurinaitis: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Laurinaitis Burgers. Old family recipe. Triple H: For steamed hams. Laurinaitis: Yes. Triple H: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. [shows Laurinaitis the grill marks] Laurinaitis: Uh ... you know ... one thing I sh-- ... 'scuse me for one second. Triple H: Of course. Laurinaitis: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Triple H: Yes, I guess I should be --[notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there? Laurinaitis: Kane? Triple H: Kane? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Laurinaitis: Yes. Triple H: May I see him? Laurinaitis: Oh, erm... No. just amazing. great job. |
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