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Post by lildude8218 on Mar 11, 2006 17:00:11 GMT -5
No one found it odd when Kurt asked Mark to crap on his chest and no one found it odd that Randy wanted a front row seat. Mark Henry splashes Kurt through a table while Randy Orton dries his freshly painted nails. Rey would never play "Johnny on the Pony" with Mark Henry ever again. Mark was still mourning the loss of his beloved ferret Foofy. Daivari orders his man's customary pre-match Big Mac Value Meal. Sharmell was NOT happy about having to deliver mail to make ends meet. Everyone assumed the anthrax threat was over in 2001. YES! I finally got the last He-Man figure to complete my collection! The remake of Carrie was looking pretty good. Tony Atlas was PISSED about not being announced as a hall of famer yet. Security: Mr. Atlas please! Your "cella phone" isn't in that car! Shredder: Tokka! Rahzar! Stop flipping my car! The Bill Alfonso clones had no idea what to do with this monster. Director: Aww crap! Cameraman get a better shot, those cruiserweights aren't supposed to be on camera. Cameraman: You mean right now? Director: I mean ever! You know the orders! She was told to strip so people wouldn't notice that huge random wet spot in the middle of the ring. Eww. This is a scene from the all-female remake of Rocky IV where Drago knocks out Apollo Creed. From the look on Jillian's face, she didn't know what HLA stood for. Burchill with a wicked ARRRRRRmbar on Regal Burchill: Yeah I don't get it either! But I'm on TV! WOOOOOOOO!!!! A drunken Burchill crashes through the Smackdown set and is docked $270,000 in his first match
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Mar 11, 2006 17:38:01 GMT -5
WWE's version of Fort Boyard was a sucsess
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Mar 11, 2006 17:39:00 GMT -5
Flash Funk, Too Cool and Jack Evans had nothing on Randy Ortons hip hop dancing
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Mar 11, 2006 17:40:39 GMT -5
Daivari: You killed him RKO: Yep he's dead Mark Henry: Can I eat him??
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 11, 2006 18:12:47 GMT -5
When Angle woke up from his nightmare, he realized that it was real. Randy: Vanilla Ice ain't got nuthin' on me! Rey quickly found out that he doesn't have superhuman strength. Mark: Give me a hug Rey! Rey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Daivari: Two-ooooo can be as bad as one, but the loneliest number is the number one. Sharmell obviously forgot that Booker was her husband and mistook him for a homeless guy. Booker: Ewwww! Sharmell, I told you to stop smoking those nasty cigars! Boogey Man! Boogey Man! Does whatever a Boogey can! Booker and Sharmell screamed in fear when their private tape cam on the TitanTron. Bobby Lashley has "phenomenal cosmic pow-uh!" Security Guy #1: Okay, one, two, three! Not It! Security Guy #4: CRAP!!! Security Guy #3: Hey! That's my car!!!! Vince shows he has a heart by hiring Bill Alfonso to be Lashley's manager. The crusierweights laughed as Benoit tried to pose as a crusierweight. Kristal: Okay. Invisible Man, stop staring at my butt and droolin'! Kristal gets HER ugly growth knocked off her. Jillian got an early birthday present while Kristal came out of the closet. Burchill: Yarrrrr! Ye be kissin thee mat! Now kiss it ye scurvy dog! Vince shows how dumb he is by making Burchill into a Johnny Depp wanna-be. And then Burchill realized that there was no ship.
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Post by shiranui on Mar 11, 2006 18:19:56 GMT -5
Insult Pro Wrestling! Regal: "You fight like a dairy farmer!" Burchill: "How appropriate. You fight like a cow" (does an armbar takedown) "Arg, pull me back up! I see a Kraken!"
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Post by amsiraK on Mar 11, 2006 18:27:25 GMT -5
^^^ I can't beat that one. That's damn funny. HOWEVER: Guy on cell phone in the arena: "Hey, wait 'til you see my new car! It's great!... Yeah, it's a wagon... right out back in the lot... yeah, that's it. How'd you know?" OR Booker T was seconds away from discovering where the papers for his Swiss Bank Account had wound up.
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Post by Ass Dan on Mar 11, 2006 18:31:28 GMT -5
Huh. I didn't know that The Boogeyman's right shin was named Raphael.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Mar 11, 2006 21:56:12 GMT -5
"Red Rover, Red Rover, Send 'Lady Lumps' Over!"
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Post by amsiraK on Mar 11, 2006 21:59:45 GMT -5
I've heard of being so excited you could just pee, but...
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Post by THRJamesAngelo on Mar 11, 2006 22:09:42 GMT -5
Security: Mr. Atlas please! Your "cella phone" isn't in that car! Oh man, cella-phone. Im glad someone else remembers that.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 11, 2006 22:11:49 GMT -5
Seconds after the Shot was Taken (Burchill is left dangling) Burchill: Ello! Can someone give me a push.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 11, 2006 23:57:37 GMT -5
William Regal (Offscreen): Paul, Paul, Paul of the jungle.....strong as he can be. *Paul Birchall makes Tarzan sounds* Regal: Watch out for that tree... Watch out for that.... *Paul screams as he hits a tree.* Regal: TREE!!!!!!
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Post by Doomrider on Mar 12, 2006 0:17:01 GMT -5
Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas was apparently in the ring before the match.
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Post by HRH The KING on Mar 12, 2006 0:19:31 GMT -5
"Yeah!!!!! Smell Ma Stank!!!!! Itz REEEEEEL Funkeeee!!!!"
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Post by Topher is Human on Mar 12, 2006 6:43:31 GMT -5
Sharmell just realised she look fat in that dress Eddie's passing was so tragic it even brought Rey and Henry together First ever handicap staring contest Henry climbs over Kurt Angle to try and reach a donut on the floor below As Rey rests on the middle rope he realises the definition of irony Davari: THIS FINGER IS THE SOLE REASON WHY HENRY'S NOSTRILLS ARE SO LARGE! Booker: I said never put me on after Snoop Dogg! im sorry but nothing tops The Big Phenom's Raphael comment The security guards are amazed about how clean Lashley's teeth are Lashley: Nah... your muffler looks fine... Security Guards: I gave no permission for my face to be on camera... i want it blurred! now... is it me or is Gregory Helms' hand a foot? Kristal: Hey i can clean that up with my skirt... being helpful and sexy... now... why is Jillian screaming at the WrestleMania 22 sign? Cameramen: OK... whats the number for that place that released the Paris Hilton video? Paul: Hey ref... do i have any spinache in my teeth? Randall Backstage: Hey! how come when i do that i get no reaction? Paul: Hey ladies... this isn't a rope... sorry for that last one... i was stuck for ideas and lets face it... sex sells
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Post by Psy on Mar 12, 2006 9:04:12 GMT -5
"Me Tarzan. This lame."
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Post by kokobware3 on Mar 12, 2006 9:20:56 GMT -5
Seconds after the Shot was Taken (Burchill is left dangling) Burchill: Ello! Can someone give me a push. best one yet
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2006 12:32:20 GMT -5
Feel the 6-1-9! (As in, 619 pounds crashing down on Rey Misterio.) Daivari: "In the time it takes to say this sentence, Mark Henry has gained 1 whole pound!" Booker T does a cover of Ice-T from the Aggression album: "Pimpin' ain't, pimpin' ain't easy man. Pimpin' ain't, pimpin' ain't easy man." Hey, when did they remake 'Quest For Fire'? I've heard the phrase 'piss on WWE' often, but someone took it too literally. Burchill plans a sneak attack on Jerry Seinfeld to get his shirt back. Paul Burchill just realized he was scared of high places...and allergic to hemp.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Mar 12, 2006 12:46:26 GMT -5
Sharmell: You got mail! Booker T: I got mail! YAAAAYYYYYY, I GOT MAIL YAAAAAY! Pig Pen from "Peanuts", all grown up. (I can't beat lildude's original AAAAARRRRMBAR caption, so I won't even try) Announcer: Having bladder control problems? Use new WWE brand Adult Diapers! Lay the SmackDown on incontinence!"
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