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Post by Jimmy on Feb 23, 2012 23:44:18 GMT -5
I think that was the first time watching wrestling that I said "Wait, WHAT?!" Wow, did he really say that? Yes. And Lawler proceeded to say 'hymen' many times that night.
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Post by madness50 on Feb 23, 2012 23:53:19 GMT -5
The Booker T-Goldust Lumberjack segment, I have never seen my Dad laugh that hard. My face was blood red from laughing so hard. Booker T's expression on his face when they panned to him with that bushy fake beard was absolutely classic.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2012 0:33:15 GMT -5
Angle insulting the troops, as horrible as that makes me sound.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 24, 2012 0:37:30 GMT -5
The sound of the bedpan clanging against Vince's head (and the selling of it). I love Austin going "How about your foot?" then beating the living f*** out of it just before that.
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Bub (BLM)
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 24, 2012 3:12:41 GMT -5
SRS Jericho sitting outside the arena with a "CONSPIRACY VICTIM" sign. Seeing him in that incarnation bringing back part of his WCW gimmick was frigging HILARIOUS.
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klapaucius
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Post by klapaucius on Feb 24, 2012 3:15:36 GMT -5
COUNT ME IN!!! COUNT HIM TOO!!
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Post by mainsupreme on Feb 24, 2012 4:07:31 GMT -5
I'm just a booker T... Bookkkaaahhh Teeeehhh.. I'm not your sucker... suckahahahahahaaa And the infamous Snitsky battle scream at survivor series 2004 Come on maven, get your ass up, WWHHOOAAAaaaaaaAAAAARGH snitskycry.ytmnd.com/good times
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Post by HBL on Feb 24, 2012 8:03:20 GMT -5
Sorry, but was he really imitating Edge? Didn't seem like it to me. I thought he was trying to imitate JR's voice, personally. Sounded a bit like it. Back on thread, that JBL trashcan to Hornswoggle is epic! I'm not totally sure,but that's what I made out of it. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2012 9:25:30 GMT -5
-"If you would just allow me a sip of your slurpee, I'll give you a bite....of my WEINER." "The Hardys? RVD, The Rock? YO, Y'ALL OUTTA BOOKER T CUPS? Yeah, I THOUGHT so!" Other favorites: -Jason Sensation's imitation of Owen Hart in DX's Nation parody. "I. AM NOT! A NUGGET! I'M A BLACK HART, DAMMIT! A WINNER! A SOLE SURVIVOR! WOO!" (That entire segment makes me laugh every time.) -The night/Raw after Vince had his head shaved at WM 23, they showed a first-person camera view of Vince walking the hallways. Everybody he encountered would have this really strange look on their face. Then he bumped into Ron Simmons. I swear to you, that build was just epic. You KNEW what was gonna happen, but the crowd was just sucked into the moment. Every time Ron's face would contort into a different expression to where he was going to speak, Vince would cut him off, telling him, "Ron, no. Please, Ron, don't. Dammit, Ron, don't do it!" Then the "DAMN!" like Simmons just saw a ghost, and he shut the dressing room door. -Seemingly every time Ken Shamrock would "snap", he'd be good for at least one threatening F-bomb on a referee, not just on PPV but on Raw as well. (I really believed Ken was off his nut.) -Kurt Angle & Christian on Triple H's return (1/7/02): "Triple H tore his quadricep and he's gone for 8 months. 8 MONTHS! I tear my quads all the time; I tore it last week. I'm still here, I'm jumping around!" (That whole segment was priceless.) EDIT: Eddie Guerrero auctioning off Kurt's prized possessions. I just see the ads for his DVD with these clips and I'm on the floor. "Who wants some gold medals, odelay?" "This wheelchair is nice, but you can get it and hook up some hydrolics to it!"
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Feb 24, 2012 9:39:51 GMT -5
- Team Mysterio vs Team Del Rio at Survivor Series 2010. That match was hilarious, from Striker calling Rickey Henderson the greatest baseball player ever and Cole going off on him, to "I believe in you", to Big Show knocking out ADR, to Cody's temper tantrum after getting slapped.
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DragonMasterP
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Post by DragonMasterP on Feb 24, 2012 10:03:11 GMT -5
Team DX totally crushing Team RKO at Survivor Series 2006.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 24, 2012 10:33:15 GMT -5
Kane vs. Snitsky. The entire feud.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 24, 2012 10:43:56 GMT -5
Wow, did he really say that? Yes. And Lawler proceeded to say 'hymen' many times that night. And JR saying it has nothing to do with Paul "Heyman".
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2012 11:51:01 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2012 11:58:19 GMT -5
Totally laughed out loud. Now all we need is "Michael Cole Bingo".
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2012 19:54:09 GMT -5
Not WWE but one of my favorites moments ever.
On an episode of Nitro, Hogan and Bischoff were in the ring cutting a promo. The person responsible for playing the wrestlers' music thought they were done talking and cued up "Voodoo Chile", Hogan's theme at the time. After 1-2 seconds, Hogan looked up towards the sky and said "Hold on, Jimi. Don't start playing yet!", as if Hendrix was playing "Voodoo Chile" live in Heaven just for Hollywood Hogan.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2012 19:59:09 GMT -5
When Virgil first joined the West Texas Rednecks he cut some promo about riding around in his truck and listening to country music.
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Feb 24, 2012 22:13:28 GMT -5
When referee Charles Robinson sprinted as fast as he could down to the ring, during Undertaker vs Edge at WrestleMania 24.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2012 22:48:20 GMT -5
"You want me to do commentary?" "I want you to do commentary!" "Can I wear your blazer?" "You can even wear my blazer!" "I'M IN!"
Mankind and Vince at SummerSlam: "Outlaws, I've got thirteen words for you: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!"
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Post by The Portable Stove on Feb 24, 2012 23:15:50 GMT -5
I have two. I always laugh whenever I think of the sign falling at Summerslam and Mean Gene's reaction of "F*** it!"
And of course.
"Talk about Wade Barrett!" "We are!" "More!"
Speaking of Jericho, his last promo before he came back with the sparkly jacket, where he listed everyone that he's ever beaten. When he gets to the Villanos I just crack right the hell up.
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