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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Feb 24, 2012 23:28:27 GMT -5
Speaking of Jericho, his last promo before he came back with the sparkly jacket, where he listed everyone that he's ever beaten. When he gets to the Villanos I just crack right the hell up. I was laughing the entire promo, but when he started naming random Puro stars I lost it, and when he started naming everyone under multiple gimmicks I damn near fell off the chair I was sitting in.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2012 23:51:49 GMT -5
ITS MAH TIME! ITS MAH TIME! ITS MAH TIME!
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Feb 25, 2012 0:17:11 GMT -5
Not WWE but one of my favorites moments ever. On an episode of Nitro, Hogan and Bischoff were in the ring cutting a promo. The person responsible for playing the wrestlers' music thought they were done talking and cued up "Voodoo Chile", Hogan's theme at the time. After 1-2 seconds, Hogan looked up towards the sky and said "Hold on, Jimi. Don't start playing yet!", as if Hendrix was playing "Voodoo Chile" live in Heaven just for Hollywood Hogan. This is Hogan we're talking about. He may have actually thought Jimi was playing for him.
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 25, 2012 1:20:53 GMT -5
Im not reading all 8 pages, but i personally LOVED the trial of Eric Bischoff. Foley with moonpies, maria using big words, masters as the shirtless baliff, vince listening to ashlee simpson on his ipod ("AND SHE SUCKS"), great comedy segment IMO.
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Post by RowdyRobbyPiper on Feb 25, 2012 4:01:50 GMT -5
Not WWE but one of my favorites moments ever. On an episode of Nitro, Hogan and Bischoff were in the ring cutting a promo. The person responsible for playing the wrestlers' music thought they were done talking and cued up "Voodoo Chile", Hogan's theme at the time. After 1-2 seconds, Hogan looked up towards the sky and said "Hold on, Jimi. Don't start playing yet!", as if Hendrix was playing "Voodoo Chile" live in Heaven just for Hollywood Hogan. This is Hogan we're talking about. He may have actually thought Jimi was playing for him.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2012 9:39:23 GMT -5
Not long after the October 1998 PPV, The Rock was being cheered and he had a match on Raw coming up. Short and sweet, the Rock did a promo, when asked about his match coming up.
"I'll tell you what the Rock is gonna do: he's gonna walk down the People's Aisle, climb into the People's Ring...and put the SMACKDOWN on MARK HENRY'S FAT ASS!"
(It must have been the way he said it, but I crack up every time. And I'm not even a fan of the guy.)
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 25, 2012 13:07:47 GMT -5
Whenever Flair loses his shit.
Also, Kurt Angle singing, "I'm Just a sexy Kurt!" during his feud with HBK.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Feb 25, 2012 13:46:43 GMT -5
- The Truth/Cena promo from last summer where Truth was in Civil War clothes and was just ranting. It wasn't just that it was a civil war uniform, it was that he was wearing the uniform of the Confederacy. I was kind of hoping for that to be the start of the next great stable in wrestling history "R-Truth's All Black Confederacy"! The thing I love about "I just kicked Stan" is Shawn superkicking everyone he comes into contact with on his way down the hall (including a man holding a stack of paper that goes flying) the entire time angrily muttering under his breath. I loved "Chef" Shawn Michaels. Some fan running into Batista's shot backstage and doing his machine gun pose before being run off by security.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 25, 2012 13:49:17 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan's commentary during the 1992 Royal Rumble.
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Post by PTBartman on Feb 25, 2012 23:34:44 GMT -5
Kurt Angle and "Baby H"
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 26, 2012 1:09:44 GMT -5
Totally laughed out loud. Now all we need is "Michael Cole Bingo". You mean...
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Post by evilhomer on Feb 26, 2012 7:54:50 GMT -5
Eddy Guerrero - the greatest at bringing comedy into a serious match, two of his classic moments WCW Nitro 90's - three way fued with Malenko and Benoit, Eddy is all angry, ready to beat the crap out of Malenko, just as they're about to tie up, Benoit slides in the ring behind Malenko, Eddy gets a momentary "I just sh*t my pants" scared look on his face, then puts a devious smile on his face and tries to make nice with Malenko, offering a "can't we just get along" handshake, Malenko is considering the proposal when Benoit strikes and Eddy joins right in. His facial expressions were perfect, priceless and hilarious Smackdown - his final Smackdown match vs Kennedy. The ref is laid out so he hits Kennedy with a chair, then falls down himself so the ref won't know who used the chair. The ref won't get up so he tries to revive him and falls down again to keep his deception going. He timing and acting were perfect here. It brought a tear to my eye seeing this segment in one of his tribute videos, knowing that we will never see anyone this good ever again. During the Planet Stasiak gimmick, two of my favourites were when Regal challenged him, he made the big entrance with the whole "I'm gonna kick your ass Regal" routine going, slid into the ring and ran right into a brass knuckle punch, knocking him out cold and ending the match in three seconds. The second was already mentioned, where he ran into the suit of armour in Regal's office. What I really loved about that segment was how Regal and Angle momentarily paused their conversation, stepped out of the way, then carried on as if nothing had happened. Goldust - the Crocidle Hunter segment where he walked in the nWo locker room, "It's the giant sleeping Show-appotomus", "It's the rare bandana wearing grease rat, be careful, they tend to suck" www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF6RITj11eQ
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Feb 26, 2012 10:13:42 GMT -5
"You want me to do commentary?" "I want you to do commentary!" "Can I wear your blazer?" "You can even wear my blazer!" "I'M IN!" "Double pay?" "Double pay." ;D
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2012 10:31:59 GMT -5
Sometime after the Big Show cuts his hair short for the first time he walks into the DX dressing room and HHH calls him Freddy Mercury.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2012 10:43:18 GMT -5
Steve Austin throwing the I-C belt in the river.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 26, 2012 10:47:58 GMT -5
/\ also, "SOMEBODY GOT A HAAAIRCUUUT!"
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 26, 2012 13:17:08 GMT -5
Survivor series: Kane was talking about his members of his team didnt really care for each other but would work together to go after their rivals
Kane: (points to HHH) This guy accused me of being a murderer. Then dressed up as me and pretended sex with a manniquen dressed my dead girlfriend
HHH: (grimmaces) ....sorry about that.
Jeff Hardy: Come to think of it, You put me in the hospital once.
HHH: Yeah...uh....my bad.
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Post by Malcolm on Feb 26, 2012 13:47:40 GMT -5
Jbl: We had to come all the way out here to... Where are we?
OJ: Fresno
JBL: Fresno?!
OJ: Yeah I know...
Also Hulk Hogan Botching his lines...
Hulk Hogan: I had a match with a rock a couple a weeks ago.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Feb 26, 2012 13:52:56 GMT -5
Survivor series: Kane was talking about his members of his team didnt really care for each other but would work together to go after their rivals Kane: (points to HHH) This guy accused me of being a murderer. Then dressed up as me and pretended sex with a manniquen dressed my dead girlfriend HHH: (grimmaces) ....sorry about that. Jeff Hardy: Come to think of it, You put me in the hospital once. HHH: Yeah...uh....my bad. Hunter wrapping up the promo is where it kills me - where he talks about all the "Terrible" things they've done to each other and wraps with "Now let's go out there.... and do something Terrible."
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Post by Ed Fouyoun on Feb 26, 2012 19:00:18 GMT -5
Oh man, there's so many. -When JBL beats up Hornswoggle -Kurt Angle in the little cow boy hat -Ron Simmons "Damn" Segments. Also: Christian: Riley! Miz: Randy! Christian: Riley! Miz: Randy! Christian: Riley! Miz: Randy! R-Truth: JIMMY!
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