Doomrider
Hank Scorpio
I wanna bang Marla.
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Post by Doomrider on Mar 5, 2006 1:08:07 GMT -5
According to the usual sources the Marty Jannetty release was true, so use this thread to express your reasons why he may have gotten fired. As for me:
- Marty had too much fun playing with Dicks and couldn't get his game togethers. Somedays he'd switch which Dick he'd play with. Then finally one Dick got jealous of the other Dick and they both exploded on each other. Vince came into the locker room to see Marty with a Dick in each hand and was not happy. This made Pat Patterson and Kanyon smile...now with Marty out of the picture, they could play with the Dicks all they wanted.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 5, 2006 1:09:41 GMT -5
I personally would have switched Kanyon's name with Steve Lombardi's. Anyhow good show.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Mar 5, 2006 1:09:52 GMT -5
Besides two chicks at the same time? Actually, that might've been it, I dunno.
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Post by skyday1402 on Mar 5, 2006 1:16:09 GMT -5
He kept following Vince around wanting to know when it was time to kiss his ass. And kept asking what kind of wax he uses on such a magnificent ass.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 5, 2006 1:19:04 GMT -5
Johnny Ace saw him at the airport and *GASP* he was wearing SNEAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by ajmortimer on Mar 5, 2006 1:21:18 GMT -5
He refused to go to Smackdown and get beat up by Animal.
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Post by sunwukong on Mar 5, 2006 1:24:27 GMT -5
After the Kiss My Ass segment, Vince was walking to his limo to leave when he saw Marty in the parking garage. Marty was standing in a sort of crouched position and making engine noises with his mouth.
"VROOM VROOM!" says Marty.
"Um, Marty. What are you doing?" asks Vince.
"VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!" says Marty.
"Um, Marty..." says Vince.
"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLL" says Marty as the tires of his imaginary car spin and he starts running towards Vince at full speed.
"Marty, you don't have a car! Remember? You're a penniless hobo now!" says Vince.
But it is too late, as Marty plows his non-existent tricked out 1978 El Camino into Vince's abdomen, knocking him over. He hears security coming up to investigate, so he peels out, but the cameras caught him.
Poor Marty.
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Post by Tyfo on Mar 5, 2006 1:50:51 GMT -5
He was overheard making fun of HBK's shirt ;D
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fuhgz
Tommy Wiseau
Killer Boots, Man!
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Post by fuhgz on Mar 5, 2006 1:55:22 GMT -5
As a hardcore Jannetty mark, none of this amuses me....j/k.
If I had to guess, it would be because Vince wants avoid a lawsuit from Gene Wilder's lawyers saying WWE would have to pay them royalties due to Marty's uncanny likeness to Gene.
Either that, or I'll go with the two chicks at one time theory. He was fired cause Vince wasn't invited.
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Post by skyday1402 on Mar 5, 2006 1:55:54 GMT -5
He wanted a mask vs mask feud with Rey Mysterio.
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Post by tamuthetongantiger on Mar 5, 2006 1:57:53 GMT -5
All started with the words, "And here's my impersonation of Stephanie..."
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Mar 5, 2006 1:59:21 GMT -5
marty suggested that during the kiss my ass segment that after he made it with the ass, he would grab the mic and scream "i respect you, bookerman!"
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Post by angryfan on Mar 5, 2006 2:00:21 GMT -5
Marty refused to go to Smackdown to join the rotation of guys from the 80's/early 90's and tag with Matt Hardy.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Mar 5, 2006 2:02:02 GMT -5
Marty refused to go to Smackdown to join the rotation of guys from the 80's/early 90's and tag with Matt Hardy. "Marty, here's the idea we have for you: The New New Rockers!" |
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Post by Topher is Human on Mar 5, 2006 2:07:24 GMT -5
he demanded Vince to look at a kidney stone Marty had recently passed...
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Post by Topher is Human on Mar 5, 2006 2:09:19 GMT -5
he wanted to raping segmeant to Joey Styles... much like the Heidenreich/Cole angle a few years back
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Post by sunwukong on Mar 5, 2006 2:09:28 GMT -5
After the KMA segment, Marty approached Vince backstage and said he'd finish the job for 30 bucks and a Big Mac.
Vince then called him penniless hobo again.
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Post by angryfan on Mar 5, 2006 2:14:01 GMT -5
Vince: Seriously, Marty, we think you could add a lot to the tag division on Smackdown, with your experience.
Marty: Wow, Vince, I'm touched, and I really think I could show the guys a few tricks. So who do I work with?
Vince: Well, we want you to team with Matt Hardy.
Marty: You're kidding, right?
Vince: No, think about it, both part of successful tag teams in the past, accomplished, it will be great.
Marty: Um..we are talking about the same guy, right? You don't have two guys named Matt Hardy on the roster do you? You do mean the dude with the blog and the herpes and the whining?
Vince: He's just misunderstood.
Marty: (under his breath) so is leprocy, but nobody's screaming for that.
Vince: What was that?
Marty: Listhen, are you really sure about this? I mean, surely we can come up with something. Maybe I could, yoiu know, be like a mentor for Kendrick and London?
Vince: Who?
Marty: Damn, do I really have to do this?
Vince: Yes, it's been decided, and we've already written the segments. But don't worry, we already have a feud set up.
Marty: A feud with who? MNM is looking real good, right now, I think it could be some great stuff.
Vince: We were thinking a more veteran team.
Marty:...(starts looking for drugs, any drugs)
Vince: We want you two to work with Animal and Tatanka
Marty: (snorts pixie sticks out of desperation) are you high?
Vince: I beg your pardon?!
Marty: Who the hell came up with this crap anyway? Tatanka? Animal? Matt Hardy? Haven't I suffered enough?
Steph: (entering the room) Hi Marty, did Daddy, er Vince tell you our great idea?
Marty: You came up with this?
StepH: Isn't it just neato?
Marty: (punches Steph in the face)
Vince: YOU'RE FAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHERRRRRRRRRRRRED!
Marty: Thank God.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 5, 2006 2:16:14 GMT -5
Vince: Seriously, Marty, we think you could add a lot to the tag division on Smackdown, with your experience. Marty: Wow, Vince, I'm touched, and I really think I could show the guys a few tricks. So who do I work with? Vince: Well, we want you to team with Matt Hardy. Marty: You're kidding, right? Vince: No, think about it, both part of successful tag teams in the past, accomplished, it will be great. Marty: Um..we are talking about the same guy, right? You don't have two guys named Matt Hardy on the roster do you? You do mean the dude with the blog and the herpes and the whining? Vince: He's just misunderstood. Marty: (under his breath) so is leprocy, but nobody's screaming for that. Vince: What was that? Marty: Listhen, are you really sure about this? I mean, surely we can come up with something. Maybe I could, yoiu know, be like a mentor for Kendrick and London? Vince: Who? Marty: Damn, do I really have to do this? Vince: Yes, it's been decided, and we've already written the segments. But don't worry, we already have a feud set up. Marty: A feud with who? MNM is looking real good, right now, I think it could be some great stuff. Vince: We were thinking a more veteran team. Marty:...(starts looking for drugs, any drugs) Vince: We want you two to work with Animal and Tatanka Marty: (snorts pixie sticks out of desperation) are you high? Vince: I beg your pardon?! Marty: Who the hell came up with this crap anyway? Tatanka? Animal? Matt Hardy? Haven't I suffered enough? Steph: (entering the room) Hi Marty, did Daddy, er Vince tell you our great idea? Marty: You came up with this? StepH: Isn't it just neato? Marty: (punches Steph in the face) Vince: YOU'RE FAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHERRRRRRRRRRRRED! Marty: Thank God. LOFL |
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Post by Topher is Human on Mar 5, 2006 2:24:06 GMT -5
Backstage at RAW, 20 minutes after show...
Marty: Hey Vince!
Vince: Yes Marty?
Marty: Can I have a word?
Vince: Sure... what is it
Marty: I just came up with a GREAT idea... it involves revamping stale acts like John Cena
NEXT DAY:
Marty: Spare change sir...
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